Time: 8:46 PM
Event: XWF House Show
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Arena: Consol Energy Center

Steve Sayors stands inside the ring with a mic in hand.

SS: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time..."

Steve looks at an index card in his hand.

SS: "Oh CRAP! Um. The Angel of Darkness Sebas..."

Steve Sayors' words get cut off by the miniature house show version of the X-TRON bursting into flames with a huge pyro explosion. Johnny Cash's 'Gods Gonna Cut You Down' winds up over the sound system. The lights go dim as six of Duke's hooded Brothers, torches in hand, come out to illuminate the path for Sebastian and Asmodeus.

Duke and Asmodeus come out to a mixed reaction. Some cheers. Some boos. I think the cheers might be for Asmodeus. Anyhow, Duke and Asmo enter the ring as the music dies out and the lights dim back to full strength.

SS: "Sebastian Duke and the High Priest, Asmodeus...."
A: "Allow me to stop you there, Mr. Sayors."
SD: "Your services, are no longer needed."

Without warning Duke grabs Sayors by the hair as he drops the mic to the canvas, and tosses him over the top rope. Two of the Brothers catch Sayors and carry him up the aisle and back through the entrance way as Asmodeus picks up the microphone.

A: "What you see before you here tonight in Pittsburgh, people, is a brand new Sebastian Duke! A brand new Angel of Darkness! For far too long now we have stood by watching, waiting as things happened beyond our control!"

A mixed reaction from the crowd. More boos than cheers.

A: "Over the last two and a half weeks, we have suffered and endured defeats due to the lack of respect shown from management, and other XWF roster members! Allow me to inform you all, that from this point forward, every action has an equal and opposite reaction!"

Heavier boos from the Pittsburgh crowd.

A: "Wait! Are you booing because of the scientific reference!?"

Boos are heavier still. Amodeus stands there smiling, looking around the crowd.

A: "Ohhh. I am confused people! Your city has evolved from a blue-collar steel town to a focal point of medical technology and advancement and you fail to understand a simple scientific reference!"

Heavier boos. Asmodeus laughs hard.

A: "Ohhh. This is entertaining. Really! I bet if I mentioned your three time Stanley Cup winning Pittsburgh Penguins, who play their games right here in this very arena, you would be happy!"

The boos turn to cheers.

A: "Or. Or what if I mentioned your six time Super Bowl winning Pittsburgh Steelers!"

The crowd erupts in favor of this.

A: "Oh my! What a reaction! It is official, Sebastian, they are sheep! Easily manipulated! With Galileo as my witness you people are sheep!"

The crowd turns against Asmodeus again. Sebastian loses patience and takes the microphone.

SD: "Allow me to make things perfectly clear to all of you.... the boys in the back.... and the suit and tie's in the offices! I'm done pissing around! The fact of the matter is, I've been screwed over one too many times! Allow this message be a warning to every single solitary soul that can hear my voice! If.... from this point on.... someone decides to stand in my way, put their hands on me or Asmodeus when they shouldn't, or if you interfere with my business.... EXPECT A REACTION....

"EXPECT RETALIATION....

"EXPECT HELL UNLEASHED UPON YOU WITH CRUSHING FORCE...."

The crowd boos heavily, aimed at the men in the ring.

SD: "Wednesday night I was robbed of my dreams! Not only was I robbed and booted from the United States title tournament, I was also robbed of my X-Treme Championship!"

The crowd cheers heavily.

SD: "Oh you like that!? You like that I was robbed!?"

The crowd erupts with heavier cheers.

SD: "Allow me to be the bearer of bad news for a minute! Since I was robbed of my championship quest, it is now my goal to rob someone else of theirs!"

The crowd starts booing again.

SD: "There is a man running around here wearing XWF gold and let's face it. He doesn't deserve it! This man I speak of, struggles not only to to put together a complete sentence, but also struggles to to stay relevant....

"This man is....

"Peter Gilmour....

"He runs around here claiming to be the XWF Tag Team Champions... without a partner! He claims he has a partner but for some reason I doubt it!

"Who in their right mind would pair up with a fat, lazy, piece of shit that could use a shower.... or three? You see, Gilmour, I have a partner... Pretty much a guy I have NOTHING in common with.... It wouldn't be much fun though, if I told you who it was....

"The challenge is made! The line drawn! The cards dealt! Use any stupid cliche you like, I don't much give a damn! Let me suggest, Warfare on February 13... Being the challenger, I am open to negotiation on the date and the event....

"Start polishing those belts son.... Sebastian Duke is comin' to take them from ya!"

He drops the mic as the music starts up and the X-Tron explodes in flames once more.....

Will Peter Gilmour accept the challenge?

Does Peter Gilmour REALLY have a partner?

Does the man that hates everyone, Sebastian Duke, REALLY have a partner?

Does anyone have any clue what is REALLY going on?

Does Shane have a problem with TITTIES?

Does Cyren still have his head?

Will Peter Gilmour take a shower this week?

Will Pittsburgh google the scientific reference?

Do they know how to google anything but porn?

How does Angelus ignite things with kicks?

Wouldn't Duke and Angelus be an unlikely pairing?

Am I done with random questions?











Is Unknown Soldier still alive?

Will Griffin MacAlister die by the hand of Sebastian Duke?

Does Linn Kwann have boobs?

Has anyone seen the movie 'Dark City'? It was stupid.

Will Ray Lewis cry some more on Sunday and act like a complete God loving douche?

Will winter ever end?

Will Ursula Areano ever succeed in taking the Xtreme title away from Angelus?

Is (OOC Amber) hotter than we expected? (Creeper Duke)

Is Griffin MacAlister a terrible mechanic?

Is (OOC Shane ) really Sting behind a keyboard?

Are these random question done yet?










Is Benjamin Crane related to Frasier and Niles?

When I became the Angel of Darkness did I realise the word angel in Latin was angelus?

Will Wallace Witasick continue to 'Tebow' at all signs related to the Administrator Network?

Will Sid Feder ever return?

Why is Mr. Satellite missing an arm?

Will Mark Flynn continue to evolve new ways to censor himself on Warfare?

Is this the last random question?












Yeah. That's pretty much all I got.

Peter Gilmour was asked about the challenge from duke and his partner. He had this to say:

Peter: seems everyone wants a piece of me and the tag belts. Well like I said I'm a fighting champion so duke, I accept your lame challenge. You say I'm fat, gee get in line with the other assholes who've said that. It's real lame dude. Just like this challenge. I dont give a rats ass who your partner is. Me and my partner and yes I have a partner will destroy you and we will make the tag belts relevant again. But duke, when you and the entire XWF sees my partner, all I will say is you better be prepared to get your neck broken. My partner is a beast and we will run through anyone that stands in our way of dominating the XWF. So we will see you on the 13th. But on the day before valentines day, we will give you a nice big present. That present is your bodies being beaten beyong recognition.

Duke, get ready because me and my partner are going to kill you.

Long live the kings!!!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion