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~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (09-03-2013)

(camera feed on; we see Andrew Morrison in a dark room and he begins to speak)

Andrew Morrison: "Madness approaches, and here I thought I was going to be placed against competition that is worthwhile. With men like Shawn Steele, men like John Austin, Luca Arzegotti, Jessie Diaz, Hunter Payne...hell even Johnathan Cross is slightly worthwhile."

"Then I see I am listed in a tag team match with Swift Ion. Swift Ion and his flunky who apparently is just as if not more delusional and naive than he is, Faze. It's bad enough that the XWF has to listen to one insanely overrated, psychotically delusional, headcase of a spotmonkey and now we have two of them together, running around the XWF locker room like they are the best tag team in the world, blowing each other off so bad it makes Madison and Arzegotti's bromance look tame..."

"I ran into these two trying..keyword, trying, to bully around Steve Sayors during an interview, and this Faze guy.."

(laughs as a piece of audio of Renegade X's promo is played)

Faze: "Watch where you're walking, stupid rookie!"

"Do you know who I am? Do you know I could have you taken out in the blink of an eye?"

(Andrew smirks)

"I honestly thought that Swift Ion, or as I like to call him "The Best Saw In History" for the way he went through that table on his own; I honestly thought Ion was the biggest fool in the industry, but this guy takes the cake."

"This guy, Faze, who has wrestled all of ZERO matches in this company is sitting here trying to tell me where I am allowed to go and that I am a "stupid rookie"."

"First off, Faze, there isn't a man in this company that will tell me where I can or can't walk. Not you, not Madison, not Heyman, not anybody. I am The Storm of XWF and I will go where I please when I please and if I am not going to listen to Madison or Heyman, why the FUCK would I listen to a pissant like you? You are literally nothing to me, just as Swift Ion is nothing to me."

"It's pathetic, no, it's a word that hasn't even been invented yet, but it is worse than pathetic how you can sit here and talk shit to me like you were someone like Madison or Heyman or even a millionth of a man compared to them. Even your loser of a partner has actually wrestled for a while, rather poorly in basically every case, but even he has more room to talk than you."

"You want to know why I chose not to acknowledge you or speak to you? Like I said, you are nothing to me. Pissants like you that come in here and talk to veterans and more experienced individuals like me that have been around a while like that; quite honestly, it's sad."

"So I hope, I BEG you to run that mouth again when we stand face to face...or in your case face to pectorals with me. Because I will make sure that when I am through with you, you won't be able to run your mouth again, because I will shatter your jaw into a million pieces and have you eating through a feeding tube!"

(Morrison looks away and runs a hand through his hair before turning and glaring back at the camera)

"And now, Swift Ion...ah yes, so after all this time, all of your hilarious attempts at trying to talk shit to people, talking about how your going to fly all over the place and shock the world and be a highlight reel, and then you get thrown around like a ragdoll and get your ass kicked; the infamous match where you put yourself through a table; the embarrassment that is your career..you have the nerve to try and command me like a dog to acknowledge your lover, I mean your tag team partner."

"Swift Ion, the last time I saw you, I believe it was when you were, as usual, running your mouth where it doesn't belong and inaccurately as always, and you told me you were going to beat me in a 3 Stages of Hell match. A match that YOU yourself requested, because apparently you went to the Wizard of Oz and wished for a pair of balls."

"And imagine this. The night comes and you have the chance. Even though that chance was 0%, but the 3 Stages of Hell was upon us and imagine my "shock" when I heard this come from Paul Heyman on the ramp."

(audio plays from an older episode of Madness)

Paul Heyman: "The winner by FORFEIT; Andrew Morrison!"

(Andrew shakes his head in disgust)

"You ran. Whatever the dirt sheets say; "he was injured; he had an emergency..." whatever the rumors were, the fact of the matter is you talked trash that your bitchass couldn't cash and you ran like a scolded puppy. You ran and now you are back and you expect the XWF, the world, the guys in the back, and anyone else to believe that you and your bootybuddy are the next best thing in the XWF and that you are a force to be reckoned with and you think you can talk to ME like you are not only better than me, but so much better you can command me?"

"Swift Ion, I honestly think you've outdone yourself. You are asking for the ass-whipping of your life when you step in the ring with me, and trust me Ion I have been waiting a long time to give you that ass-whipping."

(Andrew runs a hand through his goatee and smirks)

"I will be facing this pathetic excuse of a tag team on Madness, and I will be joining forces with the man who calls himself Matt Lennox. Matt, you and I have met once before in the ring, and I must admit, my initial comments all those weeks ago may have been hasty, you are a hell of a technical wrestler; a style that combined with mine could prove to be quite a lethal combination. You say that your strategy is to win."

"Well, my strategy is to destroy, so in our own way, we share a common goal, and I will say, I am looking forward to having you as my tag team partner as we show the world just how big of a joke that Swift Ion and Faze are."

"A storm is coming on the 2nd of September and it, along with Matt Lennox, will do the XWF a long-deserved favor when it wipes Swift Ion and Faze, Renegade X, off the face of the earth..."

(Andrew laughs as the camera feed ends)

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