9:32 AM
Hotel

Is still looking at the list that
Alexandra sent.

"She has some sick, weird ass ideas. Might as well get this over with..."


9:55 AM
Parking Garage

Ion starts to go to the Parking Garage, where Peter's motorcycle is.

"What am I doing again, please let it not me bullshit."

Ion looks at the list again.
"1. Ions first assignment is licking the seat of
Peter Gilmour motorcycle clean.

"What the hell...Here I go."

As Ion was licking the seat and repeatedly spitting each time, Peter came up.

"You missed a spot bitch!"

Ion looks at Peter, with a slight smirk at him and Ion turns around in Peters face, and spits in his face. Peter wipes his face and swings at Ion. Ion ducks the punch and low blows Peter. As Peter bent down, Ion took a few steps back and ran at Peter, hitting him with a Dropkick, knocking Peter into the Motorcycle.

"Dumb Bitch…"

As Ion leaves, he goes to the next thing on the list.
2. He has to also scrub the barnacles off Gilbo's feet.

"That's not really that bad...I hope not."

10:23 AM
Gilbo's House

[i]Ion walks in there and sees him sitting there, already ready.

"Get to scrubbin little prick!"

After Ion scrubs Gilbo's feet, ion starts to leave.

"Where the hell do you think your going! Your not finished! Look at the fucking list!"

[Ion looks at the list.
3. He has to masturbate Gilbo with a glove wrapped in barbed wire.[/i]

"Shit."

Ion puts the glove on starts to go at it. Gilbo is laughing as Ion masturbates him. Ion stops and puts his hand in a fist and punches Gilbo in the face, with the barbed wire, around his glove.

"Someones face is fucked up."

Ion starts to laugh as he looks at the list.
4. Ion has to give Gilmour a sponge bath, with his mouth.

"Not this bitch again..."

11:27 AM
Peter Glimour's House

Ion heads to Peters house and walks straight in.

"Remember what you did to me earlier! That was my bike! Not get to licking!"

Ion puts soap on Peters back and starts licking his back. After 3 Minutes, Peter gets up and picks up Ion and throws him into the bathroom mirror. Ion sees a piece of glass on the ground as Peter came at him. Ion took the glass and stabbed Peter in the back of his knee. Ion gets up and stomps on him repeatedly. He leaves the house limping.

"I knew I would kick his ass someday."


12:07 PM
Sebastian Duke's House

5. He has to lick Sebastian Duke's butthole...after Duke takes a shit...and has bleeding
hemorroids. Ion starts to head to Sebastian Duke's House. He walks in. There is a smell and he follows it to the bathroom.

"You ready!?!"

Ion licks his ass and throws up on him, and kicks him into the bathtub and runs out.Ion looks at the list again.
6. He is to be Gio's drug mule and smuggle his
cocain through customs in his anus. This is going to be nice. Ion goes to a dark abandoned basement. And sees Gio.

"Get to packin!"

"I guess, I'm almost done anyways."

Ion takes the drugs and puts them in his ass.

"Go across the street and sell the cocaine to the Hashians. Bring me the money back also. Now hurry up."

"Gotcha."

Ion goes across the street and sees the Hashians and starts having a conversation with them and he tells them to turn around, as he takes the cocaine out of his ass, and bands them to the Hashians. The Hashians give him $14, 000. Ion took the money and walked outside, and looked across the street. He then shook his head and headed back to the parking garage. Ion goes and details the bike, and heavily polishes the bike, and Alexandra comes out.

"I didn't think you would do this shit. Come back in awhile and get ready for your next list."

The camera fades as Ion stands there, and Alexandra leaves on her bike.

Finisher: Copy and paste!

Ahahahahaha! I figure there's PLENTY more where that came from.... Enjoy! :D

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?