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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson · (08-12-2013)

A giant pink fluffy bunny that can fire lightning from his body maybe one of the most outrageous things in the world, especially when you think about his closest friends being an unknown person dressed like a giant schlong, The XXX Listers, Neil Patrick Harris, John Travolta, Jim Parsons and finally Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

The only thing that is more outrageous than that is the schlong on a pole match that has been booked for the up and coming Sunday Night Sabbath between Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and the man knows as The Phoenix.

I am as I am sure you all are waiting with bated breath to see this masterpiece of an opening match take place. However I have one question. What is a Schlong on a pole match?

I suppose it doesn’t matter what the match is because it will be one heck of a fun match because the Saviour of the failing film franchise, the party bringer and the most electrifying man in an roman orgy will be one of the competitors and it brings me great pleasure to have him with me now.

You see some of you may know me, some of you may not but my name is Steve Sayors and I am here right now with Dwayne Johnson on the set of his newest up and coming film saving mission The Mighty Ducks 4.

Dwayne its good to see you again?

”Its good to see you to Steve, do you want this?

Dwayne holds out a giant dildo towards Steve who leans back half in shock and half in fear.

“No its ok Dwayne, I’ll be ok.”

Are you sure, I have only used it once, not on myself obviously but them XXX Listers sure like to party. Hey did you go to Luca Arzegotti’s party a couple of weeks back? That shit was wild.

“I didn’t. I don’t think I was invited.”

”Oh yeah I remember now, we where playing pin the strudel on the jabroni but nobody would be the Jabroni so we found a life size cardboard cut out of you, that must have been why I thought you were there. I was pretty fucked up if I am honest. Good party though. I seem to remember doing a line of the white stuff off of Mr. XWF’s schlong, what a specimen that is as well, almost as big as my beast here. Check it out.

The Rock gets his giant schlong out and slaps it around the face of his Might Ducks co-star Steven Segal. Segal falls back off of the chair that he was sitting on next to The Rock then crawls away. The Rock turns to Sayors and smiles.

”What a little bitach.”

The Rock laugh’s as he listens on as Sayors begins to talk again.

”So Dwayne, can you tell me a little more about you film project here. The Might Ducks 4?

”There isn’t much to say really. Disney saw my stellar job in there movie The Game Plan and also noticed my ability to save a failing film franchise and put that all together and thought, YeeeeeeeeeBooooooiii we should get ol’Dwayne-o to save The Mighty Duck’s which is what I will be doing.

”So who will you be portraying in the new movie.

”Well, I have taken over the role of the old man Han, the mentor to Gordon Bombay who was previously portrayed by Emilio Estevez, we have decided that Emilio wasn’t really cutting it so we have replaced him with his real life brother Charlie Sheen. That dude is crazier than the characters he has portrayed, I believe he and The XXX Listers are out right now doing shots out of some of the belly buttons of the occupants of the local old peoples home. Them old dudes love to party as well. There was even a rumour that the old peoples home may even get there first female occupant this week so it will hopefully mix it up a bit for my friends. I know they sometimes struggle doing the shots with the men as there belly hair gets stuck in there teeth, although Jim Parson’s does point out that it is handy for flossing when they have finished. “

Steve swallows back a little bit of sick that founds its way into his mouth when he was listening to what The Rock was saying.

”Sounds good… So do you have anything to say about your up and coming match on Shove it against The Phoenix?

”The Schlong was on the internet the other day doing some research, well he started doing some research but I was distracted by the porn, my bad I know I should be concentrating but honestly I feel I do not need to worry to much.

I mean this is a Schlong on a Pole match whatever that is. The Rock is built to handle the beast of the schlong than has just left the red mark on Segal’s face so he is sure he can handle anything that maybe thrown at him during this match.

Once I finished watching the porn though I did do some research on my opponent. I went on to XWF99.COM and looked up his bio page, I was interested in some things that I had read.

The Rock seems to get distracted by something. He gets up from the chair he had been sitting on and just walks away and into his trailer. ”Weird”. Steve Sayors sits alone wondering if it was something that he said that may have prompted The Rock to leave so suddenly.

The next minute a giant pink fluffy bunny comes walking over to Steve followed by The XXX Listers member Neil Patrick Harris.

”YoYoYo Steve how the fuck are you?” asked NPH.

”I am good thanks Neil, how are you?”

Steve just heading out to get the party started at Lance Armstrong’s house, that boy really knows how to get fucked up good. Hey have you met bunny before Steve.

The bunny holds out his hand for Steve to shake and he obliges politely.

BANG!!

Steve receives and electric shock from the giant pink bunny and collapses to the floor, NPH and the bunny begin to laugh hysterically as they walk away past the returning Rock who slaps them both on the ass has he passes. He approaches the slightly frazzle Steve Sayors who is getting to his feet with his hair all stuck up on end.

”The bunny got you then Steve? I’m sorry about that. Not the bunny I am sorry I missed that but I’m sorry to just get up and leave the interview, I remembered I left my computer on some midget porn and Verne Troyer is on his way over so I didn’t want him to see it he gets the wrong idea the crazy little bugger, you know one time he invited me on face book to the crazy orgy, well that’s what he said it was but in reality The Rock turned up at the location and the only people there were Verne Troyer and Warwick Davis. Luckily I got out of there. Verne and Warwick were so drunk they didn’t notice that AI replaced myself in their little party with The XXX Listers very own Jim Parsons. Dodged a bullet there.

Steve looks on as The Rock begins flexing his muscles as Joshua Jackson walks past smoking a cigarette. Jackson looks down at the ground and quickly moves on.

”That little bitch doesn’t like The Rock, he is intimidated by The Rock just like The Phoenix will be feeling on Sunday Night, I mean really why does he really deserve to face of against the man who held the X-Treme Title even if it was for only 40 seconds. It is an insane decision from the GM. I mean the big draw in the XWF is Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson so why put him on the opening match of the night against a nobody, It makes no sense at all.

Oh well I guess you can only beat what is put in front of you and unfortunately for The Phoenix he has been put in front of me so I will practice what I have just preached and will beat that fool all over the arena.

Ok so that’s enough of that I have to go and tell Charlie that his brother is on his way here and his pissed off that he has been replaced.

Good speaking to you Steve.”

The Rock gets to his feet shakes Steve’s hand turns and leaves with his ass cheeks showing under the apron he has been wearing whilst barbecuing for the rest of the cast.

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