Dwayne "The Schlong" Johnson is partying in some downtown Chicago nightclub.

Griffin McAllister walks in looking like Kid Rock in the dodgy movie Biker Boyz.

The Rock drops Griffin a nod and Griffin flips him the bird in return. The Rock smiles as a giant pink bunny pushes past Griffin and heads towards him.

The Rock finishes his cocktail and puts his schlong back into his pants. The Bunny reaches The Rock and they do a quick chest bump and the bunny shakes his fluffy little tail at a couple of hotties walking past. Bunny dude that was Alexandra Callaway!

The giant pink bunny turns a funny shade of Green and throws up his guts all over the bar. Losing all control of his bodily functions her accidentally fires a bolt of lightning out of his ass which causes an explosion upon impact with a hen party in the corner of the club. The poor male stripper got hurt.

Wait Rocky knows that stripper. "That's Stevie Tyler, the mother fucker who stole my X-Treme Title. Bout time I stole that biatch back."


The Rock quickly sprints past Griffin Mcallister and John Black who are having an Arm Wrestle with Matt Ward as referee. He reaches the slightly frazzled Tyler and Pins his ass.


The Fluffy Pink Giant bunny can be seen leaving with Alexandra Callaway. Would would the Spaceman think.

Not alot because Callaway has just knee'd the poor bunny in the bunny nuts and left him in a heap on the floor.

1 x X-Treme Champion (For about 40 seconds)