OOC *just a note before hand, this is an idea I have been fooling around with about doing a semi kayfabe podcast about the up coming big things, mainly giving Calibans roley poley view of the world on the competitors, if this is dumb, annoying or against some kind of rule about character degradation someone please PM, if you do like it I'd appreciate a like to know if its something I should consider keeping up, thank you for taking the time to read this*

Video opens with caliban sitting in front of a white screen in what looks like a dressing room, he is alone and speaking to a camera.

Hi everyone my name is Jordan Caliban, some of you may know me but most of you wont, that will change on Monday night BUT! The reason I am here is XWF upper brass sent me an email today asking me to come in and do an interview on my opinions for the winner of the Brooklyn Rumble. I emailed them back and pitched the idea of letting me pilot my own podcast, they said OK but if it sucks it will be buried like Missy's Mansion, is that what that was called? I dunno anyways you may all be screaming at the screen right now in your minds asking yourself why the hell I have the right to talk about men I haven't fought yet. I would like to assure you that this is the Jordan Caliban who sat in the stands with all of you and you didn't even know I was there. I sat in the disabled section most nights because my knees wouldn't let me in the pit. This podcast is coming from Jordan Caliban the fan and to prove that lets start off with the big bionic mad dog Shawn Steele

A very very basic graphic pops up with Shawn's stats on it: Height 6.7 weight 270 lb's, age 25/26, and we go back to Caliban

OK lets start at the obvious shall we, when I faced off with this dude when I said hi to the locker room I was looking at his fucking nipples, I am 6 foot 2 that isn't exactly short even in pro wrestling, then you add the fact that he is 270 lbs of pure muscle, the last 3 people I met who weighed that's feet can't touch the floor when they sit down on a bus! and he is only 25 years old or 26 I didn't ask to be honest. OK I know I said I was doing this as a fan so I will be complete about that just like when I was a kid in the stands I'll say it "WHY THE FUCK DID I PISS THIS GUY OFF!!!" The only thing stopping Shawn is his personal issues with people in the ring, present company excluded of course *Caliban grins slyly at the camera" so I know its a cliche but the only thing topping Shawn is Shawn and everybody around here can see that.

Another graphic pops up this time saying "Dark Horse" Amazing red x: Height 6.4, Weight 215 lbs, Age 24/25

This is a guy that I talked shit about when I first heard of him, then I went and checked out what he could do, seriously this guy is basically what would happen if something Samuray Del Sol threw up gained sentient life and mated with amazing red then that baby mated with the child of El Generico and Chris Jericho. I'm not kidding he spins like a top in the ring, if he puts every step right and doesn't make a mistake I wont be the only one making an impact on Monday night.

Last Graphic pops up this one reads "the Favorite" Peter F'N Gilmore: Height 6.6, Weight 265 lbs, Age 34/35.

Camera goes back to Caliban with his head in hands,

I don't need to tell any of you shit about Peter Gilmore, the guys a bit of a dick when he wants to be but he is fucking scary up close. The thing that makes Gilmore more dangerous than anyone else in this match is that the rest of us we all either want to make an impact, to solve personal differences and most of all we want to win because we want the title. Gilmore doesn't just want the title Peter Gilmore wants the man, this guy has been more focused on the king than anyone. He is pretty much the only one of the players in the locker room I haven't had some kind of face off with yet and that scares me more than anything else.

So yeah those are my picks for the Brooklyn Rumble but I'll be honest, anyone but me could win this thing, me I'm going to be in the 3rd row, right Shawn?

Caliban Smiles and switches the camera off

OOC* I would of done more people but I decided as this is an experiment I'd keep it short