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**08-04-2013, 10:54 AM**

Since Desmond announced that he's stepping away for a while, we'll go ahead and change that opening triple threat match to a singles.

RusselMania
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Salvator
Singles X-Treme Match

AlexandraCallaway · (08-04-2013)

Oh, well....now I'm just disappointed John. This probably is going to ruin my whole day now, maybe even multiple days in a row! In fact, this might put me in a funk till Warfare and all right through it! I mean I had all those awesome Ricky Desmond t-shirts, screen printed and everything. What am I supposed to do with - fifty seven, truck loads of Ricky Desmond t-shirts, John? Tell me, what do I do?

Whatever.

I guess some lucky, starving orphans, in Africa are about to get several truckloads of new clothes.

AlexandraCallaway · **08-04-2013, 01:32 PM**

Aww darn.. all those poor children.. having to wear Ricky Desmond t-shirts.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-04-2013)

I know it's tragic. I should have been able to turn these shirts into a profit. Then again....chances are, I would have wound up doing this even if he stayed. Oh well, live and learn.

AlexandraCallaway · (08-04-2013)

Since you dropped in Callaway, you tell that ex-boyfriend of yours and the rest of the Connection crew, they better front the bill for all the wasted money Madison and I, put in for advertisement, on their loser leader. Now I have to ship these truckloads of Desmond shirts to Africa, on top of that! Do you realize how much it costs to ship something to Africa, let alone 57 truckloads of something to Africa? This is unacceptable!

Oh and since Desmond has displeased me, all of you Warfare Warriors, better be on your tip top behavior. I won't tolerate any more insubordination or disappointment, from anyone else....for at least a good week, or so.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-04-2013)

"So, which would constitute as disappointing behavior for me? Showing up too drunk, or not drunk enough?"

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-04-2013)

If you even have to ask...I'm already disappointed.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-04-2013)

"I would guess not drunk enough, being that there's no amount of drunk is too much for having to face Gilmour. Yeah, that's it."

AlexandraCallaway · (08-04-2013)

"I would speak to him Mr. Ferrari, but my lawyer has forbidden me to have any further contact. After my match with him at Shove it, we are no longer allowed to have any contact for any reason. Sorry boss man. Now I must be off to film my promo. Wouldn't want to disappoint you."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2013, 10:00 PM**

(08-04-2013, 02:44 PM)Luca Arzegotti Said: "I would guess not drunk enough, being that there's no amount of drunk is too much for having to face Gilmour. Yeah, that's it."

i hope u die from alcohol poisoning before our match ;) not like u were going to win anyways

AlexandraCallaway · **08-04-2013, 10:03 PM**

"Is that you Peter?" Alexandra looks at him. "Where's my sandwich?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2013, 10:08 PM**

your 5 knuckle sandwich? coming right up bitch!

*peter winks wickedly at Alexandra*

AlexandraCallaway · **08-04-2013, 10:22 PM**

"What is it with everyone and that word? Jesus, get a better vocabulary before you try to insult someone you amoeba. Wait I have a present for you Peter."

She pulls out a dictionary from her bag.

"You need this far more than I do. Votre visage, ressemble a une gargouille."

Alexandra simply stands there not moving, just gazing up at him. He probably didn't speak a word of French, or any of the other languages she knew. So he would be scratching his head about that for a while.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2013, 10:31 PM**

wow french.. who gives a shit!

AlexandraCallaway · **08-04-2013, 10:35 PM**

"Anyone with an IQ higher than double digits." Alexandra giggles softly. "But I wouldn't expect you to know anything about that."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2013, 10:37 PM**

i'll have u know i have 2 college degrees darlin'

time to quit the strip club and get a real job u whore

AlexandraCallaway · **08-04-2013, 10:43 PM**

"Funny. I have a double major, speak 5 languages, and attended one of the most prestigious colleges in the country. I've never worked in a strip club, nor have I ever needed to."

Alexandra cocked her head to the side.

"As for your comments about getting a job. I have one. It's called wrestling. I've been doing that since I was eighteen. So go figure, of course, because I'm talented you have to call me a whore."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2013, 10:45 PM**

and yet ive been wrestling since i was 17 and have held more titles than u have had orgasms ;)

AlexandraCallaway · **08-04-2013, 10:47 PM**

"How can I be a whore, and you have won more titles than I have had orgasms? Is someone changing his tune?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-05-2013, 09:44 AM**

no milady.. just stating facts.. i could show u my trophy collection over some dinner with the mrs.. if u like ;)

AlexandraCallaway · **08-05-2013, 10:24 AM**

"Perhaps I should show you my title belt collection?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-05-2013, 11:59 AM**

ill show u mine if you show me yours ;)

AlexandraCallaway · **08-05-2013, 12:08 PM**

"In your wildest dreams perv... I don't do fat guys. Now god damn it.. I'm still waiting on that sandwich." She points her finger. "NOW go make it."

SokolovxxRed · **08-05-2013, 12:29 PM**

Sokolov blinked a few times before pointing to himself."Well, umm I don't have what I need to make you one?" He said thinking she pointed at him.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-05-2013)

u keep calling me fat yet I told u and everybody here to stop looking at my penis!! first off im not gay and second off, i only would do my fiance Rose Smith.. but ill make exceptions for you and Sincere Lee Wild ;)

AlexandraCallaway · (08-05-2013)

"I was speaking to Peter, not you Kid."

Alexandra laughed.

"Oh god, Peter, put it in your spank bank and move on. You could never score someone as hot as me. And for your information, I'm spoken for. I like someone and he likes me. So keep dreaming kiddo."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (08-05-2013)

(08-05-2013, 12:30 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i only would do my fiance Rose Smith.. but ill make exceptions for you and Sincere Lee Wild ;)

Come on, Alexandra... don't you realize he wouldn't do this for just any woman? He's making an exception for you.

(08-05-2013, 12:40 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "You could never score someone as hot as me. And for your information, I'm spoken for. I like someone and he likes me. So keep dreaming kiddo."

That's ok... Peter likes somebody too! We're all one big, happy family here in the XWF. lmao

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (08-05-2013)

"The elusive head of the Administrator Network is letting us all know that he is in fact NOT dead. You two should feel fucking special."

AlexandraCallaway · **08-05-2013, 04:54 PM**

(08-05-2013, 04:46 PM)Luca Arzegotti Said: "The elusive head of the Administrator Network is letting us all know that he is in fact NOT dead. You two should feel fucking special."

I do feel special.. Thanks..

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · **08-05-2013, 04:58 PM**

"And we both know that Gilly's special. What,

jokes a little uncouth? If you find it so, go fuck yourself with a knife. That of course goes only to those offended."

AlexandraCallaway · **08-05-2013, 06:32 PM**

(08-05-2013, 04:58 PM)Luca Arzegotti Said: "And we both know that Gilly's special. What, jokes a little uncouth? If you find it so, go fuck yourself with a knife. That of course goes only to those offended."

"Luca, did you run out of alcohol again?"

Table · (08-05-2013)

I think Luca woke up in jail, again. Boy can't seem to stay out of trouble, now can he?

AlexandraCallaway · **08-05-2013, 06:37 PM**

"Oh yikes. Poor Luca." She shakes her head. "I've woken up there before myself."

Table · (08-05-2013)

No shock in talking to a table? Not even a little? Yay, I feel accepted!

SHUT UP, YOUR LOVE OF ACCEPTANCE MAKES ME SICK!

Okay...

AlexandraCallaway · **08-05-2013, 06:44 PM**

"It's called being polite. Wait, why am I talking to a table? Table's can't talk."

Table · **08-05-2013, 07:03 PM**

If tables can't talk, then how come me, a table can have a conversation? Conventional logic: 0, Table: 1.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-05-2013, 10:29 PM**

gotta love the XWF...

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