Dear Mr. A-Double Crooked Letter

My name is Shocker, and I have a problem. I have never been a big fan of authority figures, more importantly arrogant ones. It may seem like an under statement to say, but you are one arrogant son of a ...sorry about that. My mother told me never to use course language around children. It tends to have a negative impact on their psychological development. Something about "traumatizing the stigma of a healthy learning environment" or something like that. Either way, I just wanted to send you this letter as a warning.........

YOUR fCENSOREDING REIGN WILL END BY MY HANDS, YOU LITTLE CHEATING ASS MOTHERfCENSOREDING PRICK! YOU COCK WILL BE SHOVED SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU WILL BLEED FROM YOU EARS LIKE A STUFFED DILDO SUCKING WHORE!

Sorry, I just tend to fly off the handle sometimes like that. It's like having Tourette Syndrome, but more vocal to a certain situation. Anywho, I'm sorry for all that. I hope we could be friends one day.

Sincerely,
Shocker