Crimson Dong is laid out on the couch bare ass naked. He's got a shiny wet substance all over himself.

DONG: Why is it that this video reminds me so much of Jonny Reball? Fuckuhwejy, I was jet watching the stuff Jonny Rebel Yell put on the air and it's like porn. How is this not illegal what he put up? I had to stop and immediately begin masturbating furiously in the middle of his promo because of the shot with the guy using his underwear like a shirt. OMGZZZ that was soooooooooooo freaky hot!!! Str8 up porn pr0n on the knob gab. Let's take another look at that hot shot.

The scene shows the clip Dong is talking about and we can hear him in the background sounding like he's getting beat up... a lot of uh and oh and oomph and ugh... maybe he's not getting beat up.


DONG: Yeah uh uh uh this is uh uh better than uh uh Luca-uh uh Luca-uh uh Lucuh was making me uh uHhHhHHHhsufoxnclk but now it's uh uh UHGH!!!!

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