The scene opens on the arena known as The Float, in Marina Bay, Singapore. The arena is opened to the environment, letting the topical climate of The Lion City be felt by every wrestler, in every match that will be happening on Monday Night Madness. The breeze off the bay takes away from the tropical heat, but only lessens the sweat a bit. The Singapore skyline completes the beauty of The Float. The skyscrapers overlook the bay, the Helix Bridge runs pass The Float and the giant Ferris Wheel to the left makes Marina Bay beautiful. The ring is being built by the many XWF crews, and Jonny Rebel sits in the stands that over look The Float.
Jonny Rebel::Singapore is one incredibly strange country. You know it's illegal to buy gum here? No Juicy Fruit, no Spearmint, no damn Bazooka Joe. I like reading those comics that the gum comes wrapped in.
Did you also know that it is illegal to enter the country of Singapore with cigaretts?
Not only that, but cigaretts are illegal in all public places in Singapore. That means some of the XWF boys will be dying for a drag. Dumb asses need to stop anyways.
Jonny Rebel stretches out and starts running the stairs of the grandstands. The sun is shining brightly and sweat drips from Jonny's forehead as he finishes three sets. He takes a swig of his water and wipes his forehead.
Jonny Rebel::I'm also guessing that Luca won't be joining us here in beautiful Singapore because of another law. See, oral sex is illegal unless it's part of foreplay. Seeing as how all Luca is good for is wiping John Madison's ass and sucking him off and the latter part is illegal, there is no use for Luca in Singapore. I mean, dude can't wrestle but I'll give him credit where it's due. He can run his mouth with the best of them. That's all due in part to him always giving blowjobs to Madison. Work that mouth Luca, work it.
Luca, next time we are in the States, we'll find a use dirty curb. I'll drop your face on and line your teeth up with the concrete. Then I'll stomp that bitch of a mouth and give you the new nick name Snaggle Tooth. That way the next time "The King" wants a sucking, you can tear that shit all up with your fucked up grill.
And what is this other shit about you being a comedian? I would say keep your day job, but you suck at wrestling too. Here is a suggestion: stay here in Singapore. Find some rich Chinese guy to pay you for the blow jobs. Hell, maybe he would be into the snaggle tooth look.
Jonny takes another swig of his water. He looks down on the ring. The crews are tightening the ropes and setting up the board cast tables. Giant steel pylons are being erected to set the lighting for tonight's show. It's going to be awesome wrestling with the water right under the stage and the feel of the night breeze blowing over the ring area.
Jonny Rebel::Then we have the scrubber, Andrew Aldway. What a piece of shit this guy is. I honestly don't know if he is from England or Australian. The man talks a big game and walks with his chest puffed out like any other English fuck."Oh I'm a bad ass because I can say wanker and twat..."
Jonny laughs to himself and drinks some more water.
Jonny Rebel::Fuck you Aldway! You follow Ricky around like a lost puppy. He tosses you a crumpet every once in awhile to keep you happy and to make you feel needed, he gives you some props and pats your greasy ass head.
Here is all you need to know about Andrew fucking Aldway and all of England: England is like a prostitute who, having sold her body all her life, decides to quit and close her business, and then tells everybody she wants to be chaste and protect her flesh as if it were jade.
So Aldway, take your bitter ass tea, brush your nasty teeth, call Ricky "govna" and walk away you chav, to your little dirty pool of life.
Jonny starts walking down the stairs to leave. He stops and turns towards the camera.
Jonny Rebel::And just for shits and giggles, Double A, remember this: MERICANS are better then you. We whooped your asses twice and saved your asses twice. Our football is better and you just want to be like us.
Jonny pie faces the camera and the scene fades to black.
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