EDWARD THE GREAT
2x Strongest Warrior
XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone
(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Mon Mar 11 2019
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08-26-2022, 12:14 PM
"EDWARD BEEN WATCHING BIG GREASY MAN AND EDWARD DETERMINE THAT HE VERY STRONG WARRIOR. NOW EDWARD LIKE TO TEST WARRIOR STRENGTH FOR HIMSELF!"
EDWARD begins circling Preesh like a monkey on all fours. Preesh seems confused by this whole ordeal, but does realize that whatever this is, it's still a fight.
EDWARD leaps into the air, but Preesh snatches him right out of it and plants EDWARD with a Sloop Slam!
Preesh tells EDWARD off for even making the attempt, but as Preesh turns to leave, a dart flies into his neck!
Before passing out, Preesh turns to catch a glimpse of EDWARD grinning with his blowgun in hand.
"GREASY MAN NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO BEAT DART MADE FOR TAKING DOWN BEAST TEN TIMES SIZE!"
EDWARD HOOKS THE HAMBONE!
ONE!
TWO!!!
(Hey Preesh, look! A BIRD!)
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BIG PREESH
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase:
(.Awaiting user update)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Sun Feb 21 2021
Posts: 57
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08-26-2022, 07:13 PM
Big Preesh doesn't just kick out.
He kicks out and then does a MOONWALK, kid!
EDWARD is so stunned by Preesh seeming to walk in anti gravity that he starts wailing and screaming about Preesh being a witch or a demon.
Preesh drops him with a big ol' bionic elbow to stop the noise!
EDWARD ends up strung up over a trash can, and Preesh sees an opportunity... he runs, swings off the ceiling fan, and hits a modified PREESH ONE NINE!!!
"OH SNAP you just got smacked upside the head by these boots! It must have been like when that meteor hit the planet for you all over again, BOYYYYYYY! Get it? Because you're a caveman! I don't know if it's habilis or erectus, but I know it's HOMO!"
Someone whispers into Preesh's ear and explains that humans themselves are called Homo Sapiens.
"Aw, man. That's some bullshit. But you know what's not? I still got that SHINNY, and you don't! PUNK!"
Preesh does the robot and then leaves.
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane (08-27-2022)
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