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Of Heroes And Heels
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Dolly Waters Offline
Always.



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


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05-08-2022, 10:03 AM


Welcome to a shopping mall in Miami. Open-ceilings, escalators, potted-palmettos, LED-lighting. Halter-tops, boob-jobs, spray-tans, pant-leggings, bath-salt junkies, the works!

...we also see a surly Dolly Waters.

Her face disguised by the bulkiest aviators you’d ever seen, while gyrating without emotion in one of those dollar massage chairs.

Anyway, Waters agreed to meet her tag-partner, Cashe, at the mall ahead of their match against Ruby and GH on Anarchy. Why meet at this mall to discuss strategy? Well, ”Heard about a killer sandwich joint there, and I got’s to get my Hero on.”, Cashe announced during a droll phone call with Dolly some hours ago.

As the cycle on her rumbling chair ended, Dolly arose and peeked around the shopping corridors for her rendezvous. No luck though, instead she only found that her partner's style is very much en vogue. But soon an ancient, mysterious and instinctual power autopiloted Dolly elsewhere.

”Hiiiii, I’m Sapphire” a dulcet tone, almost condescending sounding, startles Dolly. She jolts from a shop window holding a pair of black heels in her hand, now facing the shopkeeper. A young grass-fed lass with dark hair and soft features, dressed in the plainest of clothes aside from a lapel that reads: ‘Be Kind’

Oh, hi! chuckling at her own expense, I’m Dol-

”Did you know that those heels were sewn with the skin of a trembling, mass produced calf?”

Oh? Dolly further inspects the shoes Does it say that somewhere on the-

”Doesn’t need to” she scoffs, pulling the shoes from Dolly, ”I’m a heels expert.” Dolly’s eyebrows bend with confusion and contempt.

A heels expert?

Meanwhile…

A cheerful Jason Cashe was almost skipping as he entered a Hoagie/Sub Shop. Nobody else was in line, so no waiting today. Happy times! But the guy behind the counter seemed.. Tired.

"I need a Hero!" Cashe had some song behind his words.

"Ugh.." The Hoagie maker sounded disgruntled. He reaches for a sub of bread. A key feature for true Heroes. Cashe was slowly breaking out a little dance as he swayed around his shoulders.

"I Need a Hero! I'm holding out for a hero til the End of the Night!"

"Don't.."

"He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight!"


"What kind of meat do you want?" The sandwich maker asks. The dreadful stare he gave Cashe as the 'DiOGee' added more to his shoulder shuffle. Even doing a spin in place..

"I need a Hero!
I'm holding out for a Hero that'll taste real good!
It's gotta be Salami, and it's gotta be Capricola!
And it's gotta be larger than I can bite!
Larger than I caaaaan biiiite!"


Cashe put some effort into that last bit, leaving the Sandwich specialist in a frozen stare. Just his eyes blinked. Now acting casual, normal as if nothing happened, Cashe looked at the display of ingredients. "How are your pickles?"

"I'm about to call Security." The dead stare didn't break even as his mouth moved. "You've mashed my potatoes. Please leave."

Cashe looked hurt. Offended. Struck with grief. "Why? I just want a Hero.. I need one… It needs to be strong!"

"Get out.."

"What is your problem dood?!" Cashe raises his voice. His disappointment turns into bitterness. "Give me my Hero!"

"I'm the Master Hero Maker, you don't DESERVE ONE!"

"FUCK YOU! You're a GENERIC Hero maker! You're NOT even Subway!" His voice roared in pure anger. But he calmed down quickly, still really wanting that Hero Sandwich. "I'm sorry.. Can I have a Hero?"

"SECURITY!!"

Back at the shop…

”- after the PeaceCorps, I graduated from Ithaca. You’ve heard of Ithaca?”

No.

Sapphire scoffs,”It’s the most exclusive and prestigious liberal college in New York.”

Maybe if it weren’t so "exclusive" I’d-

”It’s EXCLUSIVE to keep bad-apples from our bushel of knowledge. Ithaca grads change the world. Like Bob Iger?” Dolly looks glazed,”Disney? The most moral media conglomerate on Earth, woke corporate practices lining up with 70% of my political identity- which make no mistake, is my ENTIRE identity.”

Okaaaay. If Ithaca is so great, why are you a “heels expert” in a mall? Seems counterintuitive, like being a pacifist wrestler.

”I’m a martyr! Sacrificing my wholesomeness to educate people like YOU about malpractices of heel manufactures.”

I don’t give'a shit! I just want to buy the-

”iiiick! LANGUAGE!”

”Get the FUCK away from my booth, you ASSHOLE!”

Dolly and Sapphire hear a commotion across the mall.

”bAbY?!”

Outside of the shop, Cashe has lifted the unruly sandwich jerk by his collar.

There you are! Who’s this prick?

”THAT’S my boyfriend!”

”Boyfriend?” Cashe rotates incredulous looks between the HeroMaker and HeelExpert, “But you seem nice. THIS dood’s a punk!”

She ain’t nice. She’s pretentious! Indignant! One polar end of the same crappy sub sandwich. People like her? People like…

”Gene Hero. My name is GENE HERO!”

Of course. People like them can’t exist without one another, and therein lies the great irony of their character-makeup. They’re frauds!

"Almost reminds me of-"

💰🌊


"What can I say? Dolly and ya’boy on the same side of the tag rope? Sheeeiit! You can clap your hands or stomp stomp with a disliking but this is where it's at for Anarchy! Hero turns Zero when the referee's hand hits the canvas for a three-count and Ruby finds herself on the WRONG side of the hand dealt. Unlike her, my Partner is name branded and together, we're leaving two people toe tagged!"

Without sounding super-duper, Ruby level smug, I must hand it to Cashe on this one; us tagging together spells t-r-o-u-b-l-e for any duo on the Anarchy roster. Cashe is a former OCW tag champion. I won the OCW tag tournament with a man who doesn’t speak English. It’s about cohesiveness, chemistry, and working together. Ruby barely won with Centurion. What happens when she teams with her polar opposite in GH? Disaster. Being flexible is key. Not a full blown “hero” or “heel". We'll show y’all why.

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

my loves:
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