(04-11-2022 05:21 PM)Charlie Nickles Said:  

Yo check this out. I'm gonna literally call out the same guy who made me look like an idiot last month several times, and then pretend that he's the one chasing after me.

"Jeez, you're making yourself look like the fool this time. I ain't coming for what you've got, bud. You're begging for what I have. So here's the equation. All or nothing. Whatever you have, including your part of the tag too, IF you get them that is.

Calm your tits, Mark. It's a big IF.

Them's the terms, 'cause remember... this is MY Universe. You want it? You've got to fight in it."

Charlie looks down at this phone in confusion.

Who the fuck is this texting me? You're not Cheddar Al...you aren't even giving me an update on Tyler! Unless....did you shoot up too much meth last night, Cheddar? God damn it just give me an update on the boy's condition! I'll be hitting the Stu in a few days, don't be such a weirdo in person.

(04-12-2022 04:07 AM)Charlie Nickles Said:  I'm a dumb fuck who forgets about Vinnie Lane's drones.

"So much for 'Looking for a FIGHT (or alliance)'."

Charlie, why dos this guy sound totally different when paraphrasing you?

I mean, I get it, he wants to partner up with me, which is why he wants your half of the belts we're going to win, but Al Knuckles it too dorky to run with us.

Charlie looks in complete confusion at his phone as a variety of voice and text messages repeatedly ping. Charlie looks out the window of the bastard's hummer and sees, sure enough, a Vinnie Lane drone following his every move.

Oh shit, I thought those were something only I could see....I guess I'm more sane than I thought!

Charlie cracks a merry smile and begins letting his twitter fingers lose again in the mass DMs.

Heil Grand High PooBOB!

Prophet here-

Did you check out that Idiocracy spoof that Dolf Fyn & his suckboy made? No wonder everyone thinks we're going to win the tag belts, Bobby! The shit is already locked in and we're still days away!

&idk what's up with that other me fake Cheddar Al keeps replying to, I think maybe he's responding to Thrax's texts or something. That dude just doesn't die! IDK tho, i blocked Thrax after I dumped that debtor in the suit and left him in Vinnie's driveway.

(04-12-2022 03:59 AM)ALIAS Said:  

(04-11-2022 05:21 PM)Thrax must have Said:  Yo check this out. I'm gonna literally call out the same guy who made me look like an idiot last month several times, and then pretend that he's the one chasing after me.

"Jeez, you're making yourself look like the fool this time. I ain't coming for what you've got, bud. You're begging for what I have. So here's the equation. All or nothing. Whatever you have, including your part of the tag too, IF you get them that is.

Calm your tits, Mark. It's a big IF.

Them's the terms, 'cause remember... this is MY Universe. You want it? You've got to fight in it."

Yes, yes....your terms are agreeable. I never envisioned myself as a true wrestler....but how could a demon spawned for MADNESS turn down such a polite request?

I will not have the tag belts, but I will drag you to hell if you so wish.