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#1
02-15-2022, 09:51 AM

So, I'm working on my newest XWF.INTERNET.WEBSITE/APPLICATIONPROFILE page, right? Want to make sure my status as WORLD'S GREATEST LIFE COACH is accurately displayed, right? And I'm looking and I see the bottom of my info and HOLY CRAP that sig pic that Atty (RIP, buddy, miss you!) made for me, right? I mean, sure, I'm all hot and stuff in it (#perfecteyebrows), which is what most peeps would notice asap, but me? I saw the words: Commissioner. Oh snap! I totes forgot about that. Am I still the Commish of Anarchy? I mean, sure, Rox had to con you into hiring me for the gig in the first place, and I'm not exactly sure if I'm still getting paychecks from it (I'll have to ask Ash, she does the G-L books for us, obvs), but AM I? Let me know, k?

Oh! And! Dolly taught me how to do that shadowed font thing...some tag or something...but I completely forget how. I figure it would look coolio if WORLD'S GREATEST LIFE COACH had that shadow effect she does. Can you have one of your nerds hit me up about how to do that? And where IS that bitch, n-e-ways? She better NOT still be at Corey's sex ranch. #shutter #throwingupinmymouth #notevenalittlebit #likeahugeamount #becauseasmybabysiswouldsayEW

Hit me up, yeah?

THANKS, VINNIE! OMGLOVEWORKINGHERESOMUCH

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#2
02-15-2022, 09:59 AM

Fun fact, Dolly and I boinked, but then I started getting into dudes.

See you at the next LGBTQ mixer!

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#3
02-15-2022, 10:09 AM

That fact and my mind have amicably chosen to consciously uncouple, tysm for understanding. #tryingtokeepalittlerespectformyward #orderofewburgerwithasideofblehfries

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#4
02-15-2022, 10:10 AM

Ow em gee, you have a siggy pic! That's like the coolest of all io's! THAt's how coolio that is! I sure wish I could get one myself, so be sure to spot me some recommendations when you can, sis! Money's not an object, I can have my life coach pay for it, hee hee.
No but sers, that'd be so cool beans! Cooler than cool beans! Like frozen beans! Like beans that were in the freezer so long they're all icey and you have to like thaw them for at least an hour before you can put em in the casserole, know what I mean?
Also, if you want a shadow effect, just come walk next to me, k? ^_^ Simple dimple!
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#5
02-15-2022, 10:11 AM

Gross, Corey. I've known Dolly since she was a kid!

And, actually Sar, TECHNICALLY... I think you ARE the Commissioner of Anarchy! Dolly took the position in your absence, but, well... you know.

As for the other thing, it's pretty easy you just do THIS.

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#6
02-15-2022, 10:23 AM

Hmm lemme try...

BOOP!


Wait wait

1%

15%

38%

67%

99%



BOOP!
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#7
02-15-2022, 10:39 AM

Yeah, see? You just have to really put your diaphragm into it!

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#8
02-15-2022, 10:49 AM

(02-15-2022, 10:11 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Thank you for saving my company, Sar. Youre my favorite member of your family.

No, thank YOU, Vinnie!

World's Greatest Life Coach

World's Greatest Life Coach

World's Greatest Life Coach

World's Greatest Life Coach

Hmmmm. Maybe I should conduct a poll to see which one peeps think is the best 🤔


Oh! AND! Don't tell Rubes that THE Commish is back on the job 😈

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#9
02-15-2022, 10:50 AM

(02-15-2022, 10:10 AM)Angelica Vaughn Said: Money's not an object, I can have my life coach pay for it, hee hee.

First of all

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#10
02-15-2022, 10:59 AM

Guess who's back back back, it's the return of the Lack! About flippin' time too, bud, Raab's ego was getting a bit too big for his slimy breeches! Oh, and thanks for teaching me about this glow stuff! I kinda dig it. Isn't it great how we can all learn from each other, and always keep on improving? Thanks, my girl!

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#11
02-15-2022, 12:04 PM

(02-15-2022, 10:59 AM)Ruby Said: I iz giant nerd

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#12
02-15-2022, 01:52 PM

WHOA.

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#13
02-15-2022, 02:23 PM

(02-15-2022, 01:52 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Unnecessary loudness

SIR. There are peeps trying to nap and your volume is drowning out the lullaby playlist of Ned promos I have playing.

...we still make fun of him, yeah?

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#14
02-15-2022, 04:11 PM

Tommy hears the new of the legend herself is back.

"Oh my goodness... Sar Talk is back to be annoying and all that fun stuff... oh man, i would so want her to be my "life coach".....nah, she anit worth the adivsor to listen too, no mater how her eyes are so... nevermind..."

He just watch this commotion happen in real time, with popcorn to boot.
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#15
02-15-2022, 04:37 PM

“This is the power of the cosmos!"


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#16
02-16-2022, 09:35 AM

OMG VINNIE

WHAT MORON BOOKED THE DISINTEGRATORS?!

#ICANTEVENRIGHTNOW

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#17
02-16-2022, 09:51 AM

(02-15-2022, 10:11 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: [b]Gross, Corey. I've known Dolly since she was a kid!


Didn't YOU boink Dolly?

Actually, better yet, didn't you boink GRAVY who was in Dolly's body in a process I still have yet to fully grasp?

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#18
02-16-2022, 10:08 AM

Um... hey, @Ruby ? Your zombie got out again. Come get him!

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#19
02-16-2022, 10:15 AM

NO I did not. Gross, man!


(02-16-2022, 09:51 AM)Centurion Said:
(02-15-2022, 10:11 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Gross, Corey. I've known Dolly since she was a kid!


Didn't YOU boink Dolly?

Actually, better yet, didn't you boink GRAVY who was in Dolly's body in a process I still have yet to fully grasp?

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#20
02-16-2022, 10:16 AM

Those guys are my friends, dude! I've known them forever.


(02-16-2022, 09:35 AM)Lacklan Said: OMG VINNIE

WHAT MORON BOOKED THE DISINTEGRATORS?!

#ICANTEVENRIGHTNOW

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#21
02-16-2022, 10:57 AM

(02-16-2022, 10:16 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Useless words which point out how I'm REALLY too old for Roxy

I once saw them lose to the Mahoney Twins in less than two minutes when I was five. THE MAHONEY TWINS, Vinnie! Even a dummy like Johnny knows how bad THEY were!!!!

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#22
02-16-2022, 11:36 AM

(02-16-2022, 10:08 AM)Lacklan Said: Um... hey, @Ruby ? Your zombie got out again. Come get him!

Gosh flippin' darn, that reminds me of that song by The Cranberries! Did you know cranberries are excellent for your digestive health? In moderation of course. They're also great with a Christmas roast! Thank you for helping me spread the message of clean and conscious eating, bud! Next thing you know people will be eating creamed onions and clogging up their arteries and bowels! Wouldn't want that, now would we??

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#23
02-16-2022, 12:05 PM

(02-16-2022, 11:36 AM)Ruby Said: *exists*

YOUSHUTYOURWHOREMOUTHRIGHTNOWMYCREAMEDONIONRECIPEISTHEBESTEVERGODHATECHUSOMUCHICANTEVENRIGHTNOWANDSTOPUSINGTHESHADOWEFFECTTHATSMINENOW

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#24
02-16-2022, 12:17 PM

Pssshhh! So what! I once saw your dad and some journeyman wrestle to a 120 minute draw against the East Narragansett Boys!


(02-16-2022, 10:57 AM)Lacklan Said:
(02-16-2022, 10:16 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Useless words which point out how I'm REALLY too old for Roxy

I once saw them lose to the Mahoney Twins in less than two minutes when I was five. THE MAHONEY TWINS, Vinnie! Even a dummy like Johnny knows how bad THEY were!!!!

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#25
02-16-2022, 12:21 PM

"Cloth of Gold, Soul of Gold."

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#26
02-16-2022, 12:25 PM

(02-16-2022, 12:17 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I totes legit thought this thread said "Pegging Mr Lane" and got all KINDS of excited

FIRST OF ALL, the air in Rhode Island is WAY thicker than in the BEST state within the Union-

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶


-and SECONDLY:

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OH!


OH!






OH!




And THIRDLY, you are literally the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD who does the quote AFTERWARDS. Stop being such a goober!

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#27
02-16-2022, 12:48 PM

yoooooo wheelz how ru i thought u were dead lol what a shame
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#28
02-16-2022, 01:06 PM

(02-16-2022, 12:48 PM)BGTL Said: yoooooo wheelz how ru i thought u were dead lol what a shame

First of all, the only dead person in this chat is Ruby's pet zombie. Second, omg it's been an age let's get coffee. Thirdly, and for the 100000th time, stop using Twitter to hit on Kenzi 😡


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#29
02-16-2022, 02:36 PM


"Dangerous" Dave Mustang: "WELL WELL WELL! What do we have right here but a little chickadee with a big freakin' mouth? Let me guess, got those granny panties cinched up too tight? Listen up right here and right now, LITTLE GIRL, I remember your old man and he couldn't lace my dang BOOTS! Me and 'Balls Of' right here once had to drive all the way from an auditorium in Accident, Maryland, up into Connecticut at the last minute because Jean-Pierre or whatever the CRAP his name was wouldn't set foot inside the Nutmeg State! Did we bitch and moan? HELL NO! We strapped in and made the booking! Your pops was a no show just like it sounds like he was at HOME! OWWWW!"

Johnny "Twisted" Steele: "GO EASY ON 'ER DOUBLE D SHE DON'T GOT THE BRAINS SHE WAS BORN WITH! THIS RIGHT HERE AIN'T NOTHING MORE THAN A COASTAL ELITE WITH RED BLOOD CELLS PASSED DOWN GENERATION BY GENERATION FROM FREAKIN' TSAR NICHOLAS II! THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOT A HAPSBURG JAW AND A NONSTOP HEAVY FLOW FROM DOWN UNDER, BECAUSE SHE'S A BLEEDER JUST LIKE THE LITTLE PRINCE ALEXEI! YOU CAN THANK MY GREAT GREAT GRAMPY RASPUTIN FOR SAVING THAT LITTLE SHIT'S LIFE, AND I'LL REPEAT THE FAVOR BY PLANTING A SIX INCH ROLL OF EXTRA ABSORBENT GAUZE UP INTO THAT DANGLING SNOOCH!"

"Dangerous" Dave Mustang: "Jesus, John..."

Johnny "Twisted" Steele: "I AIN'T DONE YET, 'STANG! THIS BROAD WANTS TO RUN HER GOBBER ABOUT THE D-GRATORS??? THEM MAHONEYS WOULD HAVE THIS LITTLE PORCELAIN PRINCESS BACK IN THE RED ROOF INN TAKING CREAMIES FOR A TWENTY! THOSE WERE REAL MEN! NOT LIKE THE SISSYFIED CLOWNCAR PANSIES WE SEE HERE TODAY! SARAH LACKLAN I WILL DRIVE TO BUMFUCK MAINE AND TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR DADDY'S GRAVE! TELL 'EM DAVE!"

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#30
02-16-2022, 03:09 PM

OH NO YOU DON'T. You do NOT get to bring up that time Daddy bailed on that Triple Threat match with the Prowler and Hardcore God to get us back in time to celebrate my 7th birthday. I mean, Good Lord Above, you lost to a HEADLOCK TAKEOVER. And not even some coolio tandem version wherein Madcap Mahoney turned one of you slackjaws up and over onto Moneymaker Mahoney's knee or something. It was just a regular ol' headlock takeover. NOT LIKE THIS WAS IN 1954 in the Marigold Arena or whatever. This was in 2003!

A HEADLOCK TAKEOVER

IN 2003!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#31
02-16-2022, 03:14 PM

(02-16-2022, 03:09 PM)Lacklan Said: Daddy

Jean Paul?

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#32
02-16-2022, 03:23 PM

That is our father's name, yes.!


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Jean Paul?
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#33
02-16-2022, 03:24 PM

Oops I quoted the wrong way! N-E-Ways, can everybody read this?
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#34
02-16-2022, 04:10 PM

"Loud and clear, Miss Vaughn."

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#35
02-16-2022, 04:19 PM

(02-16-2022, 03:24 PM)Angelica Vaughn Said: Oops I quoted the wrong way! N-E-Ways, can everybody read this?

"No."

Do you have a light?

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