My adoring fans...


Y'know what Teekay? It's funny how you never seem to be around to argue unless I've clearly stepped away. You're a coward fatboy and you suck at editing videos. You been on my fuckin nuts since before I even came back, you think your tough guy act plays? Everyone knows. They'll all watch me flick you the fuck off my nuts the moment our match is booked too. You ain't shit on your own, that's why you can't do a damn thing on your own and your win against Main was a one time fluke. You know it. I know it. Your best friends know it too. Just like I know you're gonna bitch out and pile everyone into your promos against me... it's all you got. Pack 'a rats.


How does this all make me feel TK?


Successful. I got all you to sign on the dotted line in anger, you forget that? You cocksuckers think I'm afraid of you? Nah, you're afraid of me. That's why you hafta keep up with all this shit. Pissed you off I stuck by Main, pisses you off you can't seem to get me to call it quits. And you never will. I ain't the one who needs an army to wage verbal warfare, that's you hookers.


Insisting some dumbass shit- cooked up by a fuckwit who has the same grasp on reality as Rel Dixon did -is what happened is the new low you're all signing onto. You're doing it knowing full well you're fulla shit. Graves, you lick TK's busted slit nightly, he wakes you up every morning by suckin' that 3 inch cock everyone knows you have. Argue. It's what you do. Bc I say so. Charlie, you didn't hit shit on Warfare but the fuckin' wall. You literally torpedoed your own momentum by fucking with me. Now I'm gonna choke you the fuck out til your legs quit kickin'.


Play the game tough guys. I ain't goin' anywhere. Keep squeakin'.


How does this all make you feel?


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