Me gorilla. Me Gilligan.

Me learn human.

Me put on fedora.

Me put on trench coat.

Human no know me gorilla now.

Me go out, kiss wife goodbye.

Me have gorilla wife.

Me go on train.

Me sit.

Ride train.

No ticket. Me mistake. Me get off train. Me go on train roof. Bad place, wind almost take fedora, me jump off. Walk down street. Find alley. Me poop. Secret place. Human walk by, call me brother. Me hug. Finish poop.

Me learn human poop hugs.

Me walk into store. Human ask me I need help. Me nod. Human ask what me look for today. Me use hand language, ask learning. Human confused, ask manager. Manager come. Me learn manager important human.

Me buy new stove, lease to own, 36 month installment.

Me learn stove. Wife happy, make stove food.