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THE HUNT! (OPEN CHALLENGE)
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EDWARD THE GREAT Offline
2x Strongest Warrior



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Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#1
09-06-2021, 08:19 AM

ANARCHY REPLAY!
08/19/21 Charlottesville Virginia



EDWARD JUNIOR and Elijah Martin weren't on the same page throughout the match. Likely because of EDWARD Sr. insisting that JUNIOR could win it all on his own. Eventually, the match finish is shown where Elijah blast JUNIOR with his DEATH BY FOREARM finisher from the apron. JUNIOR staggers right into LSM's Machina Roll for the victory! EDWARD Sr. eats his hat at ringside. Literally!



PRESENT DAY!
09/06/2021 - Burkittsville, Maryland



[Image: EDWARD.jpg]


"HELLO XWF! LAST TIME YOU SEE EDWARD, HE TELL YOU HOW BOY SUCH STRONG WARRIOR THAT HE NOT NEED PARTNER TO DEFEAT LIKES OF LSD AND HGH! JUNIOR DO JUST THAT TOO! HE PROVE STRENGTH BY NEARLY WINNING MATCH EVEN WITH BAD PARTNER! THEN BAD PARTNER GET JEALOUS OF JUNIOR AND ATTACK HIM FROM BEHIND LIKE COWARD! EDWARD NOT CARE ABOUT ANY RULE BUT ONE. RULE OF HONOR. WARRIOR ALWAYS LOOK KILL IN THE EYE BEFORE STRIKE! BAD PARTNER NOT DO THAT! BAD PARTNER PROVE LACK OF WORTH AS PARTNER AND AS WARRIOR OF XWF. IN DOING SO, BAD PARTNER HAS LEFT STENCH OF FAILURE ON JUNIOR SO STRONG THAT EVEN GREAT FEAT OF CAPTURING SEA GOD NOT ENOUGH TO CLEANSE BAD PARTNER, BAD ODOR, BUT EDWARD THINK HE KNOW WHY. PEOPLE HERE NOT FROM ISLAND. YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH OUR CUSTOMS. YOU NOT KNOW HOW IMPRESSIVE CAPTURING SEA GOD IS, BECAUSE NO SEA GOD HERE TO CAPTURE. SO EDWARD GET TO THINKING. WHAT COULD JUNIOR DO TO IMPRESS PUNY XWF OFFICIALS SO THEY BOOK HIM AGAIN? THEN IT HIT EDWARD. ANARCHY IN MERRY-LAND. TK ONCE SHOW EDWARD MOVING PICTURE OF POWERFUL WITCH THAT LIVE HERE. TK SAID SHE HUNT AND EAT ANYONE WHO COME INTO HER FOREST."

Edward throws his arms up and looks around the dense forest as the lights breaks through the trees behind him. He spins around 90 degrees, the camera panning with him as he does and finally landing on a much denser and darker forest behind here, where we see EDWARD JUNIOR already a little ways off investigating.


"TONIGHT PREDATOR BECOME PREY! JUNIOR CAPTURE WITCH AND PROVE HE STRONGEST WARRIOR!"


EDWARD AND JUNIOR travel deeper into the woods as the sky grows ever darker. The footage quickly switches to night vision once it's too dark to see. Eventually, our presumed cave-dwelling heroes decide to set camp for the night. JUNIOR works hard in the background setting up tents and building a fire as EDWARD speaks to the camera.


"OKAY, THIS NOT GO SO WELL SO FAR. WITCH SEEM SPOOKED, LIKELY FROM EDWARD STRONG MAINLY ODOR, THE SCENT OF A WARRIOR! EDWARD NOT BLAME WITCH FOR TRYING TO HIDE FROM EDWARD AND JUNIOR. BUT IT NOT MATTER WHERE SHE HIDE. JUNIOR TRACK HER DOWN!"


The camera cuts off. The next scene is the following morning as EDWARD awakens from a restful nights sleep and begins filming right there in his tent.


"OKAY, TODAY THE DAY WE TRACK DOWN WITCH. EDWARD WONDER IF JUNIOR AWAKE ALREADY?"


EDWARD unzips the door on his tent and crawls out, heading over to JUNIORS tent, which is still zipped up.


"JUNIOR, WHY YOU SLEEP? TIME TO HUNT WITCH!"


As he gets closer, he can tell something isn't right. EDWARD unzips the door, but something inside causes him to yell out in shock as he falls back onto his ass and pushes away from the tent with his hands and feet.


The camera catches a glimpse of the gory scene in the tent. The back lining is shredded and blood is splattered everywhere!


"JUNIOR!?"


"OVER HERE!"


EDWARD spins around, camera in hand, to see JUNIOR walking out of the woods into the clearing with a spear loaded with some sort of big chunks of cooked meat and a new black fur cloak.


"YOU KILL WITCH?" EDWARD exclaims, confused by what all has happened.


"No dad, I've told you that witches aren't real!" He says in a clearly nonbroken American / English accent.


"BOY! SPEAK RIGHT!"


It's slight, but Junior does roll his eyes.


"WITCH NOT REAL! BEAR REAL! BEAR ATTACK AND JUNIOR KILL! HUNGRY?"


EDWARD's tone carry's some frustration that hasn't been heard previously when addressing JUNIOR.


"WITCH VERY REAL! TK SHOW EDWARD THREE PEOPLE IN MOVING PICTURE LIKE THIS-" EDWARD points to the camera lens. "-AND THEY ALL DIE AT END BECAUSE WITCH EAT THEM!"


JUNIOR stabs the blunt end of his spear about a foot or so into the ground with ease. He then rips off a chunk of cooked bear meat and savagely tears into it with his teeth before talking with his mouth full.


"That was a movie dad, and that isn't even how it ended!"


"SAY YOU RIGHT. IF WITCH NOT REAL, WHAT YOU SUGGEST WE DO TO GET ATTENTION? YOU NOT BEEN BOOKED IN FIGHT SINCE LOSING TAG MATCH!"


JUNIOR walks towards EDWARD as he reaches into his loincloth with his free hand as he takes another greasy bite of meat with his other.


"You think beating a fictional witch will impress people? What about a World Champion Wizard?"


JUNIOR hands over a crinkled-up XWF advert.


[Image: vsJUNIOR.jpg]


"BIG MONEY OSWALD? JUNIOR KNOW EDWARD FRIEND TK!"


"Yeah dad.."


"SPEAK RIGHT BOY!"


JUNIOR huffs.


"TK KNOW MAKING MONEY COME BEFORE ALL ELSE! TK UNDERSTAND!"


"EDWARD NOT CARE ABOUT MONEY! EDWARD WANT TO SEE BOY BECOME STRONGEST WARRIOR ON ANARCHY!"


JUNIOR places a hand on EDWARD'S shoulder with a smile.


"IF THAT WHAT EDWARD REALLY WANT, THEN EDWARD LET JUNIOR HAVE THIS MATCH! THIS JUNIOR'S CHANCE, NOT HUNTING MOVIE WITCH THAT WE NEVER FIND! JUST TELL TK TO BECOME STRONGEST WARRIOR MEAN MORE XBUX! THEN TELL HIM BEATING OSWALD FASTEST WAY TO BECOME STRONGEST WARRIOR!"


"OKAY, YES, AND IF HE STILL MAD, EDWARD GIVE HIM ALL MATCH EARNINGS!"


"The Hell you will! I told you that I'm saving for a car!"


"JUNIOR NO NEED CAR! NOW LETS GO! WHICH WAY OUT?"


JUNIOR POINTS to the left. EDWARD walks a short bit and screams.


[Image: blairwitch4-large.jpg]


"Oh, my bad, THIS way!"


JUNIOR points in the opposite direction and EDWARD runs past him in fear!

[Image: EDWARDvs-YOU.png]

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