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EDWARD JUNIOR NOT NEED PARTNER!
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EDWARD THE GREAT Offline
2x Strongest Warrior



XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#1
08-14-2021, 05:06 PM

The scene opens with a far-off shot of an unnamed island.

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The shot pulls ever closer to the island, we see EDWARD standing on the beaches looking confident.

"HELLO XWF! WELCOME TO EDWARD HOME!"

EDWARD WELCOME XWF CAMERA CREW TO EDWARD HOME SO THAT EDWARD CAN PROVE POINT. POINT IS, EDWARD WAS STRONGEST WARRIOR IN ALL WORLD AND NEVER NEED PARTNER TO CONQUER ANY HUNT! AS SUCH, EDWARD JUNIOR NOT NEED PARTNER EITHER! GOOD THING TOO, BECAUSE JUNIORS PARTNER SOMEONE EDWARD NEVER HEAR OF, AND EDWARD THINK THERE GOOD CHANCE THIS PARTNER PROVE LESS RELIABLE THAN HGH FANCY TRAINING THAT BOB PAID FOR.

EDWARD THINK MAYBE HGH SHOULD TRY TO GET REFUND FROM BOB SINCE TRAINING PROVE TO BE INEFFECTIVE AGAINST HARD ISLAND LIFE.


Something hits EDWARD and his face lights up at the thought.

"OH! THAT RIGHT! EDWARD GET SIDE TRACKED AND FORGET TO TELL VIEWER WHY EDWARD BACK AT ISLAND AND WHERE JUNIOR IS!"

"EDWARD KNOW THAT ALL TRIBES HAVE RIGHT OF PASSAGE WHERE BOY BECOME MAN. ISLAND HAVE THAT TOO, EXCEPT ISLAND HAVE MANY CHALLENGES THAT MAN MUST FACE AS HE ADVANCES EACH STAGE OF WARRIOR. AT END MAN EITHER STRONGEST WARRIOR OR DEAD."

"ONE SUCH CHALLENGE INVOLVE TEAMWORK. WARRIORS ARE TO PAIR OFF INTO TEAMS OF TWO TO HUNT THE SEA GOD! WELL EDWARD ONCE HUNT AND CAPTURE SEA GOD ON HIS ON! NOW SON WILL DO SAME TO PROVE THAT HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKE TO BECOME NEW STRONGEST WARRIOR AND DEFEAT HGH AND HIS PARTNER WITH WEIRD LONG NAME THAT EDWARD NOT REMEMBER. EDWARD CALL HER LSD. WHATEVER LSD REAL NAME IS, IT NOT MATTER. SHE WOMAN, AND WOMAN NOT WARRIOR. WOMAN MAKE BABY. WOMAN RAISE GIRL TO MAKE BABY. WOMAN RAISE BOY TO 3. THEN WARRIOR TRAINING START. EDWARD NOT UNDERSTAND WHY WOMAN ALLOWED TO COMPETE IN XWF, OR HOW MEN CALL THEMSELVES WARRIORS WHEN THEY LOSE TO WOMEN. ON THIS ISLAND IF MAN WERE TO LOSE TO WOMAN, HE WOULD BECOME LAUGHING STOCK OF ENTIRE ISLAND. LEGEND TELLS OF THE ONE TIME IT HAPPENED. A DEFIANT WOMAN REFUSED TO ACCEPT HER FATE AS USELESS WOMAN AND DESIRED TO BE WARRIOR. SHE CHALLENGE STRONG WARRIOR WHO LAUGH AT HER. SNEAKY WOMAN USE DISTRACTION TO STRIKE CHEAP BLOW AND KNOCK MAN DOWN."

"ENTIRE ISLAND SHAKE AND VOLCANO BEGIN TO ERUPT BECAUSE THE GODS ARE ANGERED BY WHAT THEY SEE!"

"OF COURSE MAN GET UP AND KILL WOMAN AND EVERYTHING GO BACK TO NORMAL, BUT THIS SHOULD SERVE AS A PRECAUTIONARY TALE THAT NOTHING BUT DOOM AND DESTRUCTION COME FROM MAN BOWING TO WOMAN! EDWARD NEVER ALLOW WOMAN TO GET BEST OF HIM AND NEITHER WILL JUNIOR!"


That's when it hits him.

OH NO, EDWARD FORGET ABOUT JUNIOR!!!


EDWARD frantically checks his pocket watch!

"OH NO! JUNIOR UNDERWATER FOR 3 WHOLE MINUTE!"

EDWARD deadpans the camera.

EDWARD NOT SCARED! EDWARD BET JUNIOR SHOW UP WITH SEA GOD ANY SECOND NOW!

Suddenly the ocean parts and a giant tentacle rips through the surface with JUNIOR firmly in its grips!

UH OH...

The tentacle whips JUNIOR through the air and throws him over a hundred feet to the shore, where he hits the sand and rolls another 30 or so feet.

EDWARD shouts encouragement to JUNIOR. JUNIOR shakes the cobwebs and rolls out of the way just as a tentacle smashes into the ground where he knelt. EDWARD smiles wide and continues to encourage his son.

THAT'S IT BOY! IT CAN'T KILL WHAT IT CAN'T CATCH!

The tentacle drags across the sand right for JUNIOR, but he leaps over it, clearing nearly 15 feet with his impressive caveman ups!

EDWARD BET NO ONE ELSE IN MATCH ABLE TO JUMP AS HIGH AS JUNIOR!

JUNIOR rushes to a cache of spears he and EDWARD brought down to the beach and lines up his shot, throwing it right for the beast eyes! The spear flies through the air with pinpoint accuracy!

JUNIOR AIM SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHERS! JUNIOR ALWAYS HIT TARGET!

The spear continues straight for the beast's eye, but just before impact, a giant tentacle swipes the spear out of the air! EDWARD seems alarmed by the turn of events.

OH! EDWARD NEVER SEE THAT BEFORE! EDWARD NOT WORRIED THOUGH! STRONGEST WARRIOR CAN THINK ON FEET AND ADAPT!

JUNIOR does just that, thinking if that's the game this beast wants to play, let's see how many it can block! JUNIOR throws spear after spear, 9 in total. The beast catches each and every one.

THAT NOT GOOD!

The SEA GOD raises all of the spears high into the air with a single tentacle. It seems to be lining up a shot.

UH-OH... RUN BOY!

JUNIOR doesn't run though! Instead, he stares down the beast and readies himself! The SEA GOD throws the spears, all 10 of them! JUNIOR flips and rolls out of the way of every one of them as EDWARDS eyes light up like a proud papa!

GOOD SHOW BOY! NOW FINISH IT!

JUNIOR readies himself for his next attack when a giant tentacle slams down on top of him, smashing him into the sand! EDWARD is so shocked that he does a backflip with his jaw agape!

JUNIOR!!!?

EDWARD starts running towards his smashed boy! But suddenly the tentacle begins to tremble and shake before suddenly rising under the superhuman strength of EDWARD JUNIOR!!! EDWARD stops in his tracks, amazed by the sight before him!

...JUNIOR?

In what was either a mind-blowing feat of strength or the most ridiculous special effects that the XWF has ever tried to pass off as real. (THE FUCKING MOON ANYONE!?!) JUNIOR smashes The SEA GOD left and right over his head like BAM BAM! As a matter of fact, that's the sound The SEA GOD makes as JUNIOR smashes him left and right!

BAM

BAM


BAM

BAM


BAM

BAM


BAM

BAM


BAM

BAM


The SEA GOD defeated, EDWARD swoons over his son's great strength. The camera pans on JUNIOR who utters his first words.

"PUNY GOD!"










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