The scene opens atop an undisclosed hillside. Sitting at the very peak we find Micheal Graves, staring off into the sunset.

"Well here we are Peter. A couple of guys the XWF had no use for anymore. Tossed to the side like yesterdays news! But we found our way back didn't we? And all because of that dumb fuck Mark falling for our bullshit and engaging with us! Now we have a title reign under our belts and Mark's so worked up about losing that title and Lane not seeing the highlight I missed, that he's agreed to face us on Retro Anarchy! And with an accepted challenge on a RETRO show, you know what THAT means, right!?"


Graves pulls at his waistband and leans in, yelling directly to his dick!


"WE'RE BACK BABY!"


But then a voice calls back from the depths of Gravy's trousers!


"Oh please, would you SHUT THE FUCK UP!"[/dwg]


Graves is flabergasted.


[red]"Like I'm supposed to be happy about this!? What makes you think that I even want to return to the XWF!? Much less as your fucking cock!"


Graves snickers before correcting him.


"SUPERDICK! Right Gilly!? Cock? Where the hell did that come from!?"


"I hate you so fucking much! Figures Lane would sign off on this bullshit! He's always been an asshole to me! Fucking libtard !"


Graves eyes widen with fear! He quick reaches in and snaps Peter up with a firm grip around his neck!


"Hey! What have I told you! you can't say that shit man! You're going to get us blacklisted!"


Peter struggles to speak through that tight grip. Gravy got a tight grip.


"That's fucking bullshit! Suck my dick you bullshit artist! Lane already blacklisted me! What do I care if YOU get banned!?"


Graves winks at the camera.


"Blackballed, not banned. Nobodies banned!"


"Same fucking thing you ! God, how fucking stupid are you!"


"Not as stupid as you and not as stupid as Mark! That's why I'm in control!"


"You ain't in control of nothing you fucking !"


Graves flicks his thumb causing Gilly to make an odd noise.


"OooOooh"


"Who's the now? ! Now quit fucking saying shit like !