Demos walks into the scene surrounded by a coterie of Palestinian militants. Demos opens a door and his crew walks into the XWF locker rooms backstage. One of the militants takes off a backpack and starts to unzip it. A problematic production member screams and runs away as the arabic man in a mask opens his backpack.....to reveal a bottle of Champagne!

Alias, who just conveniently seems to be walking by at this very moment, is offered the bottle of champagne by the masked militant.

"For you, my friend! To celebrate your glorious run with the X-treme championship!"

The militant hands the bottle over to Alias...who is quickly rolled up from behind by Demos! The bottle of champagne shatters against the ground as Demos rolls Alias onto his back!

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(05-19-2021, 04:05 AM)Demos Said:

Demos walks into the scene surrounded by a coterie of Palestinian militants. Demos opens a door and his crew walks into the XWF locker rooms backstage. One of the militants takes off a backpack and starts to unzip it. A problematic production member screams and runs away as the arabic man in a mask opens his backpack.....to reveal a bottle of Champagne!

Alias, who just conveniently seems to be walking by at this very moment, is offered the bottle of champagne by the masked militant.

"For you, my friend! To celebrate your glorious run with the X-treme championship!"

The militant hands the bottle over to Alias...who is quickly rolled up from behind by Demos! The bottle of champagne shatters against the ground as Demos rolls Alias onto his back!

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"How did you guys make it out of Palestine? Your people need you there! And are you even allowed to drink booze? If not, shouldn't that extend to purchasing it?"

(05-19-2021, 12:41 PM)Alias Said: "How did you guys make it out of Palestine? Your people need you there! And are you even allowed to drink booze? If not, shouldn't that extend to purchasing it?"

Demos stands up in frustration after Alias once again kicks out.

"These are not Muslims, Alias! These are glorious fighters from the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine! They are a secular Marxist-Leninist party that is working towards organizing all of the Palestinian population against Israeli aggression- including Palestinians in the diaspora! They are of course allowed to partake in alcoholic imbibing, so long as it does not interfere with their duties to guard the people!"

Demos turns away from Alias and towards one of the masked militants.

"Now let's ride, comrades! We have an AIPAC convention to attack!"

The militants all raise their weapons as they holler in jubilation. They follow Demos in a single file line as he walked out the door into the parking lot.

"Cool."