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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (05-17-2021)

A hotel somewhere.

WHAT THE HELL!

Graves just finished watching Savage.

WHERE WAS MY SEGEMNT! WHERE WAS MY ANNOUNCEMENT FOR LEAP OF FAITH!?

Graves kicks some shit over and throws a fit.

"Looks like you didn't make the cut!"

A voice that only he (and the viewer) can hear!

WHO SAID THAT!?

Graves spins on his heel, checking out the room.

"I'm not out there dumbass! I'm up here!"

Graves hand seemingly takes on a mind of it's own and points to his head.

You're in my ear little man?

"What!? No fucker, I'm in your head! Or my head! Whatever, just give me back my fucking body!"

Your body? Peter Fucking Gilmour, is that you!?

"Suck my dick

"

Graves is convinced, but this isn't the first time he's heard voices that weren't really there!

Holy shit, Gilly!? How'd this happen!?

"You took my fucking body just like you did that sexy

Miss Fury! Now get out of my fucking head and die you

!!!"

Sorry Gilly, but no can do! I need this body to get to the moon!

"What!? You're not taking me to the fucking moon! I have a hot wife to go fuck!"

Anyone new?

"Fuck you!"

Graves chuckles as he walks to his car.

Hey, don't you have the cure for aids?

Graves climbs into the car and buckles up.

"Yeah, why?"

Can I has it?

"No! What do you want it for!?"

Graves turns the ignition as the 4 cylinder engine hums.

What does it matter if I can't have it?

Graves puts the car in reverse and backs out carefully.

"I don't know! Fuck you!

!"

Graves shifts to drive, but keeps his foot firmly on the brake.

You don't really have it do you?

"... No."

Didn't think so.

Graves lowers his shades.

Shame, that was the one thing I might have traded for.

"Traded? For what?"

This body! Guess we're going..."

He floors it, a slight squeak from the tires as the car races off.

TO THE MOON!

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