"Jonathan Black, it is truly a pleasure.
I get to fight John Black, hooray for me.
Well, that's what you would think.
The problem is, after joining Avalanche, i forgot about this match.
Too much is on my mind, i guess.
I've not been on twitter and i've not thought about wrestling.

So, adoring fans, what does that tell you about Johnny Dark?
It tells you that he bores me.
I dont care if i win this match, if i lose, or if Avalanche interfere.
Know what, Joe, i'll lie on the mat.
Pin me, and it's a wrap.

Now, Jonah Jolene Black, i havent watched your promo.
Frankly, i don't watch any promos that arent about me.
Yup, that promo was not about me.
I know for a fact that John said something like.
'Your star will burn out' or 'i'll beat your ass'
And then after that, he will talk some shit about how he is tougher than me, will call me overhyped and then talk about growing up in the ghetto and having toughness.

BORING!

John, when this match is done please do me a favor and hang up the boots.
I'll knock the shitty little wannabe Dr Doom mask off of your face.

Ned Kaye saw something in me that nobody else did, he saw that i wa-"

Dean's phone starts ringing.

"And speaking of Ned, i gotta take a call."

Dean walks away happily.