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RP 3 vs Scarf
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Prof. Bobby Bourbon Offline
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#1
03-29-2021, 12:26 AM

Angel falls. The tallest waterfall on the planet. Jim Beam is standing at the top of the cliff, looking down. Beside him is a man holding a gin and tonic.

"Well, I'm here at Angel Falls in South America with my uncle, who said he'd teach me to swim. He said he wanted to come here because he thought it was perfect. Uncle Hank?"

"Hello."

"Uncle Hank knows how to swim. He knows buoyancy. He's going to show me the ropes on the whole staying above water, right Uncle Hank?"

"Am I on camera right now?"

Uncle Hank squints at the camera and sips his gin and tonic.

"I'm going to be on TV?"

"Sure, Uncle Hank, because once I learn how to swim, I won't die in my match with Scarf!"

Uncle Hank nods as his jaw goes broad. He looks at Jim.

"I've never heard my own voice."

Jim looks highly confused. Hank snaps his fingers. The bear runs on screen, picks up Jim, and chucks him over Angel Falls.


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