R.L. Edgar
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03-28-2021, 01:42 PM
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for this important message from the
(In a serious demeanor)
Stone Cold Steve Austin: "You ever hear about the most random Michaels Champion of all time?
A tough S.O.B whose story will leave you sittin' up at 3 a.m. - drinking whiskey and crying like a woman, ready to pistol whip someone?
A heterosexual male who loves Lilith Fair music? But'll still stomp a mudhole in that ass, and walk it dry?
A man with the most confusing name in the business?
Winston-Daleworth Dallas.
That's right! W.D. Dallas!
A hopeless romantic, bionic redneck with an iron tough exterior and a gooey warm inside. Like biting into old Valentine's Day candy.
Stone Cold Steve Austin turns around and dawns a blonde wig over his bald head.
Stone Cold Steve Austin as W.D. Dallas: This April Fools, W.D. Dallas makes his return to the X-Dubya-F, and he ain't taking no prisoners.
WHAT?!
I said he's here to kick some ass!
WHAT?!
To drink some beer!
WHAT?!
And to cry over his feelings listening to Paula Cole like a real man!
WHAT?!
He's here to shove his size 10 boot right up Christian Chaplin's ass, and dog-walk him like the piece of garbage that he is! Because Christian Chaplin ain't got the emotional depth to withstand this ass-whipin!
If any man, or candy-colored taint on this card thinks they want a piece of Stone-
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W.D. Dallas, I've got some words of wisdom for em.
You better take your ass back to the house and watch some W.D. Dallas vignettes and get ready for a deep, emotional rollercoaster ride! Pop ya' a midol and watch as the greatest one-off Michaels Champion in history makes you cry!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ W.D. DALLAS SAID SO!
-Thank you for the banner Atara Themis-
Former:
1x Hart Champion
1x Federweight Champion
April 2021 RP Of The Month Still Waters Run Deep
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