The promo starts with Dean sitting on the side of the road with a cigarette in his mouth.
He spits, snorts and then begins to talk.

"Alright, alright. Boris The Slav.
Here we are, competing at march madness in a few weeks.
Youre probably drinking alotta vodka, training, whatever.
Youre getting real excited about your big title match thats rightfully yours, it must suck when youre the #1 contender and someone else has sweeped up the title.
Oh well, sometimes life aint fair i guess.
Anyway, are you nice and ready for the biggest match of youre professional career?
You should be, see its not the biggest match of your career because of the title or the pay per view...
No, its the biggest match of your career because youre facing me.
I digress, lets get back to the topic of your 1# contender-ship.
You have a chance to take my title, you have the chance to get what is undoubtedly, rightfully and undeniably yours.
But to get to the championship, you have to get through me and my Hangmans Neckbreaker, let me tell you that move is unkickoutable.
When the Neckbreaker gets ya, it gets you, and you dont even know it.
Just twist your neck around, and in one quick motion i slam down and your neck gets compressed by my shoulder."

Dean grins with delight talking about inflicting pain on someone.
His eyes quickly dart around the place, like a snake or a lizard or the queen.

"You know, the Neckbreaker isnt just a powerful drop, its a tactical and strategical move that can only be correctly performed by someone who can see what i see.
Ways to hurt people, torture them, or even end them.
Take tim over there for example."
"Huh?"
"Tim's wearing a shirt and tie right now, when i look at that i dont see a suit and tie, instead i see ways to get him in the right position for the neckbreaker.
You could grab his tie, pull him in, wrench the neck and BOOM, out.
You could drag him by the collar, choke him with the tie and then carry his out cold and heavy body into a neckbreaker and BOOM, he's out."

Dean smiles in glee after seeing Tim's scared face.

"So at march madness i need to conserve my energy, right.
Im going to expend alot of energy in the battle royal, so our match will need to be quick Boris.
And trust me i will make it quick.
Maybe i'll dodge your clothesline and get ya.
Maybe i'll hit you before the bell.
Or maybe you'll wind up in hospital 2 days before the pay per view, who's to say."
"So youre not ashamed to cheat to win against Boris."
"See, you call it cheating, i call it innovating.
If theoretically i were to attack Boris before the bell am i really cheating or am i just doing things on my own terms?"
"Dont you want to defend your title with honor?"
"Only to those who are worthy of my wrath."


"Anyways im getting too far ahead of myself.
Lets make the conversation lighter.
Boris, i have no beef with you, in fact i respect your patriotism, but let it be known that i dont pick sides.
I destroy indiscriminately, and i enjoy it."
"Why do you enjoy inflecting pain on people so much?"
"Shitty parents probably."
"Fair enough, anyway can we get going now?"

Dean throws the cigarette on the ground and gets inside the tourbus.
He begins to drive while Tim sits in the passenger, still filming.

"You know i do these things, i make these threats and i say i'll hurt you.
But i may be the only one on this roster that can guarantee that what i say is what will happen.
I said that i would beat Liam Roberts, i did.
I said i would hurt Centurion, i did that.
I vowed to beat Barney Green and take the title, and we know i've done that."
"Dont you wanna talk about Boris himself?
youre not really talking about him alot."
"What is there to say?
I mean, Boris is a decent guy, hard worker unlike Mickey Kinkade
Oh and speaking of Mickey KInkade, im gunna talk about just him in a few days.
But sure, lets get back to Boris.
Earlier this year on Anarchy, Boris claimed that this was the year of the gopnik.
But i have to disagree with that statement because simple facts can prove it wrong.
Boris watched the title change hands, even though he was #1 contender. #cuck
And now Boris is competing against Dean Rose at March Madness.
I am a guy that has done more than boris in around a month and a couple of days.
Boris, since 2019 has failed to reach the next level
But i am the next level.
I am the man now, i am the best in the world, i am untouchable and I AM DEAN MOTHERFUCKING ROSE AND I WILL NOT BE DENIED.
So, Boris, buddy.
You wanna reach the next level, huh?
Ok then, beat me.
Do you wanna BE me, then BEAT me."