Engines rev and smoke coughs out of tailpipes as "Dangerous" Dave Mustang along with his partner Johnny "Twisted" Steele ride up to -X-Treme Champion ALIAS on their BAD ASS HARLEYS.

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “Hey Alias! You going somewhere, BUD??? You look like you're late to class, you freakin' NERD!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “YEAH! HE'S A NERD! NERD!!!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “How about me and "Balls Of" right here take you down to POUND TOWN and take them belts off your shoulders, PUNK?!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “FREAKIN' PUNKS FREAKIN' PISS ME OFF, DAVE!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “Same here, Johnny S! I say we handle some BIDNESS right here right now and make ourselves CHAMPS in the process! How you like that idea, Steely J?"

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

The two men both stare directly at Alias then, wiggling their fingers as they woo again in unison, this one a little quieter for effect.

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang & Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Then they leap off their bikes and blast Alias to the asphalt with a shit-kicking clean out of the old territory days. You have never seen people wind up for punches quite like these two do it. And the thigh slaps? Forget about it. NO ONE thigh slaps like the D-Grators.

Finally, Mustang hops on top of the beaten down Alias.

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “Time for a little DANGER!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JOHNNY WANTS TO BE A CHAMPION TOO, DADDY!!!!”

Johnyy Steele ALSO jumps onto Alias, both men now covering the X-Treme Champion in a pin!





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Kick out!

Both of The D-GensGrators fly off Alias's body for kayfabe reasons. They complain to the ref that it should have been 3 as Alias forces himself to his feet.

"It's funny... no matter how much the business evolves, there are still some classic ways of getting heat."

With an extended finger, he pokes the nearest Harley. Like dominoes it crashes into the other sending them both smashing to the floor.

'Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: "Why you little twerp!"

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: "Get him!"

Predictably they charge. Alias side steps, leaving a foot out for Steele to trip over. Mustang closes in again and Alias ducks down, flipping him up in the air with a classic back body drop.

"There are some things that have changed though..."

As The D-GratorsGens (right the first time!) get to their feet, Alias walks over to one of their motorcycles and with his bare hands rips off a still hot exhaust pipe. He doesn't acknowledge the burn.

"...such as the level of violence."

Alias begins to beat both Steele and Mustang into a bloody pulp with the exhaust pipe to such an extent that it would be cut from further syndication. A beating like this has never occurred in the old studios! Neither Steele nor Mustang's face can be recognised under their crimson masks as Alias eventually casts the exhaust pipe aside and looks up into the camera.

"Take note, Johnny and Tommy. If you come to Warfare to help your boy, Reg, this is what will happen to you."

An ambulance's siren wails in the distance as the silhouette of Alias vanishes into the world.