Our show starts off at the gates of Mogadishu Stadium where a group of soldiers are guarding the entry. They seem to be excited about tonight's show as they usher in the final spectator. They're about to close off the entry when all of a sudden, Archie Lawson shows up! Archie is in a panic as he checks his watch and notices that he's late.

Archie Lawson: "I apologize, gentlemen, for my lateness."

Archie tries to make his way past the guards, but he's pushed back!

Archie Lawson: "Excuse me, sir. I have a show to run."

Guard: "You do not enter here. You must leave. Leave now!"

Archie Lawson: "Excuse me! I am the General Manager of Shove-It. I need to be in that stadium!"

The guard loses his patience with Archie and signals to a pack of other soldiers to detain Archie. The rebels come up behind Archie and carry him away!

Archie Lawson: "What the-- unhand me at once! You're making a mistake, I have to run the show!!! We cannot have John Madison out there with a spear!"

One of the guards strikes Archie in the gut with the butt of his rifle to shut him up. A pickup truck pulls up, and the rebels throws Archie in the back of it.

Guard: "Take him away! He is not welcome here."

The guard seems to be pleased with himself as he watches the truck drive off with Archie thrown in the back of it. The camera pans over to show John Madison slipping the guard a bundle of cash.

John Madison: "Thanks, buddy!"



Meant to Live by Switchfoot begins to play and out steps Hunter Payne with his manager, Joy Giovianni. He walks down the ramp to silence from the Somalian troops. Joy comes walking from behind and she gets massive cheers from the troops.

Hunter tells Joy to stay close to the ring as he enters inside and waits for his opponent.

The Rising begins to play and out runs Swift Ion from the entrance. He jumps into the ring and goes after Hunter straight away. The ref calls for the bell to get the match started.

DING!
DING!

Swift locks up with Hunter and takes him down with a leg sweep. He goes running off the ropes and tries for a dropkick but Hunter takes him down tries for an ankle lock but Swift slides to the ropes for safety.

We hear a grumble from the Somalian Troops in attendance. Hunter locks up with Swift and body slams him onto his knee in the center of the ring. Hunter begins to hit Swift with stiff judo like kicks. Hunter goes for the pin.

1
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
KICKOUT!

Hunter picks up Swift and goes for a gutbuster but Swift takes Hunter down with a flying head scissors. Swift hits a springboard moonsault off the ropes and goes for a quick pinning combination.

1
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
.
KICKOUT!

Swift gets back up and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He motions for the 450 Splash but Hunter makes it to his feet before Swift could fly off. Hunter runs up the ropes and belly to belly suplexes Swift off the top and into the canvas hard.

A slight cheer can be heard from the troops. Hunter picks up Swift and goes for the Samoan Spike but Swift ducks it and hits an enziguri to the back of Payne's head. Hunter walks around the ring in a dazed state. Swift goes for a small package.

1
.
.
.

Joy Giovani gets on the apron to get the ref's attention. She begins talking with the ref as the troops begin cheering and whistling at Joy. Swift comes over and tries to get her off the apron, he grabs her hand but Joy slaps Swift in the face.

Swift turns around and gets hit with The Payneful Bottom. Hunter hooks the leg of Swift for the pin.

1
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
3!!!!!!

Hunter Payne has secured victory over Swift Ion!




Vin Diesel can be seen knocking on a door. The sign on the door reads “The Dong and Schlong Connection.”

The door is a jar and as Vin knocks it swings open. Vin slowly steps inside and realises there is nobody in the room.

Vin: Hmmm where is everyone?

He walks over to the table and notices a piece of paper shaped like a heart. It has some writing scrawled across it.

“To Vin, Just popped out, there is some beers in the fridge make yourself at home.”

Vin puts down then note shrugs his shoulders and heads over to the fridge. He opens it up and takes a look.

Vin: Where the heck is the beer?”

Inside the fridge all Vin can see his a giant jar of mayonnaise and about 30 giant dildos.

Vin: Dildos in the fridge, only Dwayne.

Vin reaches in and moves some the Dildo’s and spots the beer right at the back of the fridge. He reaches in grabs it and walks back over to the table. He looks over to the far side of the room and there is a bicycle but instead of a seat there is a dildo in its placed. Vin smiles as it brings back fond memories of filming The Fast and The Not So Furious 14, The bicycle wars. Dwayne had built this and just rode it around the set for the entire time of shooting.

Vin notices P.T.O on the bottom of the letter so turns it over to find some more writing.

“Oh and take a seat, make yourself at home.”

Vin see’s the wooden chair with a soft cushion on it and takes a seat.

CRASH!!!

The back legs collapse of the chair and Vin Diesel goes tumbling backwards his legs flicking up over his head.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Rock suddenly jumps out of a wardrobe in the corner of the room.

The Rock Says: FINALLY, THE ROCK has got you. HaHaHa,

The Rock quickly runs over to Vin and jumps on him, grinding on his chest with his groin.

The Rock Says: Feel the The Rock, Feel The Rock. Feel The Rock, rock back and forth.

Vin pushes The Rock off of him and gets to his feet.

He cracks a smile before picking up one of the broken chair legs and chases The Rock out of the room with it.



Last Resort by Papa Roach begins to play in the arena and out steps Chris and Cade Legend. They walk down the ramp from boos from the few Somalians.

The walk into the ring and pose to the dis-main from the crowd.

Mainlining Murder by Lars Frederiksen begins to play in the arena and out steps John Austin and Andy Morrison. They walk down the ramp in silence from the crowd.

They enter the ring and go after the Legends. The ref splits them up and tells them to go to their corners. Austin and Cade step out on the apron and Andy and Chris start the match out. The ref motions for the bell.

DING!
DING!

Andy and Chris lock up and try a test of strength. Chris tries to push Andy down but as you can see, Andy is not moving. Chris lets go and Andy lets him try again. The sweat rolls off the head of Chris as he tries his hardest to push Andy down but Andy doesn't move. Chris breaks the hold and tags in Cade.

Cade has a look of "WTF?" on his face at Chris but Cade steps in and goes after Andy. Cade locks up and tries to take the big man down but he gets a hard body slam for his efforts. Andy picks up Cade and whips him into the turnbuckle near Austin. He tags in Austin and they perform a double team elbow drop onto Cade. Austin goes for the cover.

1
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
KICKOUT!

Austin picks up Cade and gut-wrenches him to a MMA style take-down. He starts to hit huge knees to the face of Cade and the referee begins to count and John breaks the count at four. He tells the referee he has till five and we hear a laughter come from the crowd.

He picks up Cade and hits a T-bone suplex. He tags Andy back in. Andy picks up Cade and goes for a sleeper but Cade slips out and tags Chris back into the ring.

Chris runs towards Andy and hits a football style tackle. He goes to knock Austin off the ropes but Austin moves out of the way in the nick of time. Andy turns Chris around and hits a big short arm clothesline. Andy goes for the cover.

1
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
KICKOUT!

Andy picks up Chris and goes for a DDT but Chris thumbs the eye of Andy's. Chris clotheslines Andy down to the canvas. He slides him towards the corner of Cade. He tags in Cade and they hit a double wishbone split. Cade begins to work on the neck of Andy, possibly setting up for the Immortalizer.

Cade picks up Andy and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Cade walks over towards John and spits in his face. John enters into the ring in anger but the ref motions John back to his corner. While the ref's back is turned, Chris jumps into the ring and the Legends begin to put the boots to Andy. The ref turns back around and Chris just now exits the ring.

Cade goes for a running knee drop to the back of the neck of Andy's but Andy moves out of the way in time and slides over to his corner and tags in John.

John enters into the ring and goes right after Cade. He picks up Cade and hits him with a clothesline, Chris enters into the ring and gets hit with a stiff European uppercut. Cade gets back up and quickly tags Chris in with a blind tag. John still full of adrenaline, locks up with Chris and gives him the airplane spin.

Andy comes over and knocks Cade off the apron. Andy begins to brawl with Cade on the outside.

Back in the ring, we see Chris dazed from the spin and John sets up Chris for the cyclone driver. We Andy on the outside knock Cade into the front row of the crowd and he follows suit.

John hits his new finisher, the cyclone driver on Chris Legend in the center of the ring. He goes for the cover.

1
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
3!

Austin and Morrison pick up the victory!




The X-tron shows Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson still being chased by Vin Diesel with the chair leg. Both men are laughing as the turn a corner. The Rock skids to a stop and a serious look spreads across his face as Vin Diesel catches up.


Vin: I have got you now my little piece of bel…

Vin stops dead next to The Rock.


The camera pans around to show Nightmares Apprentice.


The Apprentice: I am the Apprentice and I am looking for John Madison. Have you seen John Madison?


The Rock Says: Why do you where that mask, are you really ugly, like Michelle Rodriguez?

Vin: Hey she is ok.

The Rock Says: Yeah whatever Vin just because you almost got to really tap her once on set. Well let me tell you what The Rock did tap her and she had a gash that looked like it had been hit with an Axe.

The Rock scrunches up his face in disgust then turns back to The Apprentice who takes a step forward. With this The Rock and Vin take a step back.

The Apprentice: John Madison, Have you seen him?

The Rock Says: Yeah he is over there.

The Rock points to behind the Apprentice who then looks round leaving time of The Rock and Vin to run away giggling.



This match is an 8 man over the top rope battle royal! In the ring; the competitors that are: Hunter Payne, Mystica, Matt Lennox, Chris Legend, The Rock, Shady Robertson, Eli James and John Black! On the outside of the ring stands John Madison, who is holding his spear, (no phallic imagery intended). He is already prodding away at the in ring performers. Who jump around to avoid the spear whilst Madison begins shouting “dance boys dance”.

For some reason The Rock is dressed as his tooth fairy character. Vin Diesel is waving to the Rock from the crowd, who smiles back. Perhaps his way of laughing off all of this week’s critics of the character. The bell is rung and the 8 men run at each other. Arms swinging. Robertson immediately begins going to work on Chris Legend in the corner. He unloads chops to the chest whilst Legend tries to fight back with forearms. Lennox and Mystica have locked up in the centre of the ring with Lennox coming out on top and locking in a head lock. Meanwhile, the Rock and John Black trying to lift each over the top rope. Eli James is battering Hunter Payne against the ropes. The Rock Irish whips John Black across the ring who bounces off the ropes and runs at the Rock. He ducks though and pulls down the top rope, sending Black over the top rope. But he lands on the ring apron hits the Rock with a shoulder to the gut and a slap to the face before climbing back into the ring and nailing him with a DDT whilst the other men continue to fight. Lennox has Mystica in a sleeper hold and is moving slowly towards the ropes but Mystica uses the ropes as leverage and spins out of the hold turning around and nailing Lennox with a dragon kick across the jaw sending him to the mat.

Eli James takes a step back and attempts to clothesline Payne out of the ring but Payne ducks it and turns and begins to hit punches on to Eli James. James though, kicks Payne in the gut grasps him by the back of the leg and nails a fisherman’s suplex. Out of nowhere John Black hits a trademark superkick on Lennox but Black turns and is grabbed by the head. Mystica throws Black over the top rope. Black lands on the ring apron but Mystica spring boards off the corresponding rope and hits a drop kick to Black knocking him down to the outside and eliminating him from the match!

First man eliminated : John Black via springboard dropkick by Mystica.

Mystica smirks but turns into a clothesline from James. Eli unloads some elbow drops but Mystica rolls out of the way desperately. Payne hits Chris Legend in the mid-section with a spinning kick and follows it up with a scissors kick to the back of the head. Madison is still poking the competitors, but rather lazily as he casually sits on a steel chair prodding at people who comes close enough. Shady Robertson grabs Payne by the back of the neck and slams him down to the mat before running off the ropes and executing a splash. He then picks Payne up in an attempt to throw him to the outside but Payne spins it around and throws Robertson into the ropes, takes a step back and clotheslines him out of the ring!

Second man eliminated : Shady Robertson via clothesline by Hunter Payne.

The Rock out of nowhere nails Payne with a Rock Bottom and raises his hand in the air. Still in his tooth fairy outfit. Legend though grabs Rock and lifts him up. Jack Knife Power bomb! Out of nowhere! Mystica again though… STO! STO on Legend! Knocking him down to the mat, but Mystica turns into a knee to the gut and an Overdrive by Eli James. Lennox grabs James by the ankle though and has him in an ankle lock suddenly. All of the other men are knocked out on the mat are eliminated. James is being fed to Madison who prods James in the ribs with the spear. Lennox really seems to be enjoying this! Payne from behind though… Reverse DDT! Slamming Lennox down to the mat. Legend is up and hits a spear on Payne in this entertaining match up. High impact moves all over the place. The Rock is up though and he lines Legend up… He flings him over the top rope. Legend holds on, but The Rock grabs Legend by the head and pulls it down on the ropes sending him over the top rope and out of the match!

Third man eliminated : Chris Legend via The Rock.

The Rock turns though and Mystica grabs the Rock and locks in a front face lock and throws The Rocks arms across his shoulders. He grabs the leg and hooks it and picking him up. He throws the Rock forwards and drops the stomach on the knee. Nailing the cradle gut buster, The Rock is groggy against the ropes and receives a superkick by Mystica, sending The Rock out of the ring and out of the match!

Fourth man eliminated : The Rock via superkick by Mystica.

Mystica is grabbed by the arm though from behind and Lennox completely nails the Russian Leg Sweep. Lennox turns and sees Payne on the top turnbuckle but Lennox runs and shoves Payne off the top turnbuckle. Eliminating him from the match!

Fifth man eliminated : Hunter Payne via Matt Lennox.

Lennox celebrates with arrogance raising his arms in the air but gets a prod to the leg by Madison who laughs. Lennox turns and notices James and Mystica have both reached their feet. The three men begin to circle each other. It’s all come down to this. One last Wild Card place. Who will get it? Lennox runs at Mystica and the three men begin to brawl. Lennox comes out on top, he knocks both men to floor and stomps relentlessly. He picks Mystica up in a desperate attempt to throw him out of the ring but Mystica reverses it and throws Lennox onto the ring apron. Lennox punches Mystica though who turns and dives under an oncoming attack by Eli James. James knocks Lennox off of the apron and eliminates him!

Sixth man eliminated : Matt Lennox via Eli James

James turns to see Mystica running at him but ducks and pulls down the top rope. Sending Mystica to the outside and eliminating him as well! Eli James has done it! Eli James is going to Wild Card Weekend!

Madison climbs into the ring applauding sarcastically. Oh my God! Peter Gilmour slides into the ring and nails Madison, the two begin to brawl with Eli James rolling out of the ring still celebrating. Down comes to the Interim General Manager now! He must have found a way out of the custody of the rebels and into the stadium. He slides into the ring still in a suit, and punches Gilmour in the back of the head. Gilmour turns though, with Madison still on the mat. Gilmour nails Archie Lawson with a clothesline. The GM then rolls out of the ring but MADISON! HE HITS IT ON GILMOUR! “REBELLION”! The King stands tall! The King stands tall! Meanwhile, Archie Lawson is being carried away by the Somali rebels! They seem to be extremely pissed that he sneaked his way back into the stadium. King Madison is the last man standing... but wait!

No, he isn't! Eli James out of nowhere nails the King with a big boot!

Eli throws punches down at the king as the king retreats.

Madison slips out of the ring as Tyrone shows up just in time to stand in between him and Eli James. It doesn't stop James though as he dashes across the ring and leaps into Madison and Tyrone with a suicide dive!

The shot fades with Somali rebels pulling Eli James off of John Madison.




We go backstage where a Somali Pirate is holding an XWF mic. The camera zooms out to reveal none other the action movie star Vin Diesel standing with him!

Pirate: Hello, Mr Vin. Welcome to the XWF and welcome to Somalia.

Vin: Thank you its great to be here in your beautiful country and great to finally see my good friend Dwayne in action.


Pirate: If Mr Vin is supporting The Rock, then Somalia supports The Rock. What are the reasons you fan of Rocky?

Vin: I have to support The Rock. He is my best friend and life partner.

Pirate: Are you saying yourself and The Rock play for the starboard side?

Vin: Eh what?

Pirate: Umm how does Rock say… Come See Come Sa.

Vin:…

Pirate: Gay?

Vin Diesel is notably taken aback by this accusation but continues on the interview like the professional he is.

Vin: Excuse me Mr Pirate man, enjoying long walks on the beach hand in hand after a lovely candle lit dinner followed by a long game of hide the strudel does not mean a man is gay.

Pirate: Ah sorry Mr Vin Diesel. Bisexual?

Vin: What? Man, are you serious—no-- we are not bisexual. We are just friends; pals for life! Please can you change this line of questioning please?

Pirate: Ok sorry Mr Vin Diesel. I’ll tell you what after the show is finished would you like to come aboard my boat for a nightcap and some food maybe. My friends are all really nice you will love them.

Vin: Hmmm, that sounds lovely, maybe we can do that.

Pirate: Ok back to the Wrestling. What do you like about wrestling? Are you only a fan because of your gay relationship with Rock?

Vin: Oh I love all parts of wrestling—wait, did you say “gay relationship?” Dude, I told you it’s not like that between Dwayne and me. Anyway, I enjoy the action, the tension, big moves, the fireworks, entrance music, the baby oil and the sweaty bodies.

Pirate: I see. Who would you say has the nicest looking sweaty body?

Vin: Well, let’s see… there’s Ann Thraxx, Sarah Saint James, Bryce’s Mother… I’m gonna have to say The Rock. Yes, Dwayne looks unbelievable when he changes into his little trunks, throws on the matching elbow pads, and starts sweating.

Pirate: Damn kid, your answer for everything seems to involve Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in some way.

Vin: What can I say? The man is talented! Now, if you’ll excuse me—Dwayne is taking a shower and I need to bring him some fresh hand towels to dry off with.

Vin walks away with a smile on his face as he rubs his hands together. The pirate scratches his beard and looks to the camera.

Pirate: That guy has got to be gay.



"Float On" begins to play. As soon as the music hits, Kinwrathi steps from behind the curtains, moving in rhythm to the beat of the drums. He turns to the crowd and does something to get them to boo them incredibly, such as ripping up a little kid's sign or slapping a woman in the face. Moving past that, he gets on the apron and shouts something rude at the side of the audience he's facing. He steps between the ropes and looks on the booing crowd.

The Top Gun Anthem plays for about 30 seconds as spotlights search the darkened arena. He emerges from the back and walks steadfast to the ring with his shades on, shoulders tense, fists tight, and not paying attention to anybody or anything other than his opponent.

The match kicks off ultra-violently with the Somali rebels throwing rocks at both men! Moxley doesn't take this lightly as he begins to cuss everyone out. That only causes more stones to be thrown his way.

Kinwrathi rushes into him with a running drop kick. Kinwrathi throws some kicks into the ribs of Moxley. He gives him a snapmare and follows up with a kick to Moxley's spine. Kinwrathi is looking good in the early going of the match as he sweeps Moxley off of his feet with a belly-to-belly suplex. Kinwrathi goes for a pin.

1

2

Kick out!

Kinwrathi picks up Moxley for his next move but delivers a closed fist strike to the groin of Kinwrathi.

At that moment, Moxley is handed a board with nails sticking out by one of the Somali rebels. He licks his lips at the board like it is a fresh 13 year old. Moxley swings the board at Kinwrathi, but Kinwrathi ducks and hits Moxley with a pele kick! Kinwrathi with another pin.

1

2

Kick out!

Moxley looks over at the Somanli rebels and demands another weapon! The rebel hands Moxley a burlap sack, its contents unknown.

Moxley reaches into the sack and pulls out...

HUNDREDS of diamonds! Oh my!

Moxley sprinkles the diamonds on the ring floor, and then just dumps the entire sack. There's a pile of diamonds on the ground.

Moxley picks up Kinwrathi and gives him a FameAsser onto the diamonds! Kinwrathi's face was driven into the hundreds of blood diamonds.

Moxley covers Kinwrathi.

1

2





Kick out!

Moxley works over Kinwrathi with a rest hold as he prepares for his next big move. Moxley transitions into a neck bite! He's biting the neck of Kinwrathi as he backs him into the corner. Moxley follows up with a punch combination in the corner on Kinwrathi. Moxley positions himself a couple of paces back for a running start... He runs at Kinwrathi for a corner clothesline, but Kinwrathi moves out of the way! Moxley eats the turnbuckle.

Kinwrathi rolls up Moxley for a pin.


1

2





Moxley rolls out!

Kinwrathi delivers a series of elbow strikes to the back of Moxley's head. He then gives Moxley a cradle DDT! Kinwrathi shouts at the Somali rebels for a weapon now. He gets handed a large stone! The stone is about the size of a fucking microwave and Kinwrathi is lifting it over his head. He goes to throw it on Moxley, but Moxley rolls out of the way. The momentum of Kinwrathi slamming down that stone caused him to fall forward a little bit, which allows Moxley to bring him into a small package.

1

2




Kinwrathi kicks out.

Moxley goes over the chest of Kinwrathi and throws some punches to the face. He takes Kinwrathi by the hair and throws him to the outside where the Somali rebels are waiting. The group of rebels gang up on Kinwrathi, kicking the hell out of him! Once the rebels have satisfied their taste for violence, they shove Kinwrathi back in the ring. Moxley immediately dives on Kinwrathi with a knee drop.

Moxley takes Kinwrathi over by the pile of diamonds and goes for another FameAsser, but Kinwrathi counters, and pushes Moxley down back-first onto the diamonds! Kinwrathi picks up Moxley and hits him with some European uppercuts. He takes Kinwrathi over with a dragon screw, and then kicks him out of the ring where the rebels are once again waiting.

The rebels lay into Moxley with stomps, just like they did to Kinwrathi. They toss Moxley back in the ring for Kinwrathi who's now carrying an empty ammunition can.

Kinwrathi swings the ammo can over his head and bashes Moxley over the back with it! He swings it again in the same manner, whacking Moxley over the head with it. Kinwrathi picks up Moxley for the Inferiority to the Better Man (Quakendriver II), but Moxley kicks his feet and is able to free himself of it. He then delivers a kick to the groin of Kinwrathi! Moxley pushes Kinwrathi down and then calls to the rebels for his UFO FTW Title! I think he wants to whack Kinwrathi in the face with his title.

The Somali rebels throw Moxley the UFO FTW Title.

Moxley catches the belt but is shocked when he discovers that... the gold plate is missing! The Somali rebels must have stolen the gold plate off of the belt!

Kinwrathi catches Moxley by surprise with a running pele kick. The belt, which is literally just a leather belt now, falls out of Moxley's grasp.

Kinwrath tries for the Inferiority to the Better Man (Quakendriver II) for a second time, but Moxley counters out of it with a head scissors!

Moxley calls for another weapon and this time is given a larger burlap sack. He reaches into the sack and sure enough, he whips a handful of Somalian dirt into the eyes of Kinwrathi. Kinwrathi has been blinded!

Moxley follows up with the Fuhget Whatchu Heard (Slingshot DDT), and covers Kinwrathi.


1

2








3!

Dean Moxley wins it and retains the X-Treme Title!

He'll go on to wrestle in the four-way parking lot brawl at Wild Card Weekend for the X-Treme title.