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XWF'S UGLIEST FUCKS WANTED!
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Mickey Kinkade Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Women and gay men

(physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes)


#1
03-06-2021, 10:18 AM

They say first impressions are everything, so why don't I start off my soon-to-be Hall of Legends worthy career with a gift to all of you; which one of you objectively nasty looking bitches want a taste of The Kink? That's a rhetorical question, I know all of you do. But amuse me with your 500 word essays full of shitty trash talk and hollow threats, and just MAYBE I'll give the most impressive one of you sluts what you're craving for with an exclusive Specal Edition Can Of Whoop Ass, signed by yours truely!

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Overall W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
XWF W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
Last Match: vs. Ash Quinn in an Xtreme Rules Match (Warfare)
Upcoming Match(s): vs. King Doc Battle Royal (MAYDAY! At Ye' Ole' Commune!), vs. Jordan Knoxville (Warfare)
Titles Currently Holding: N/A
Titles Held: N/A
Accomplishments: 1x Quote Of The Moment (3/13/21), Told Chris Page to Suck My Dick (4/7/21)

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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Offline
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XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#2
03-06-2021, 04:23 PM

You look like a guy who gave me a concussion once in 2001. I think that means I don't like you, but I've also had a LOT of concussions!

Anyway I'm too pretty for this. Good luck!

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Corey Smith Offline
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XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#3
03-06-2021, 04:36 PM

What. A. CHARMER! Ladies, scoop this one up before he's taken.

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ALIAS Offline
Space Jesus



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


#4
03-06-2021, 05:10 PM

"Demos, I think someone's asking for you."

Do you have a light?

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Mickey Kinkade Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Women and gay men

(physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes)


#5
03-06-2021, 05:33 PM

(03-06-2021, 04:23 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: You look like a guy who gave me a concussion once in 2001. I think that means I don't like you, but I've also had a LOT of concussions!

Anyway I'm too pretty for this. Good luck!

Who'd that sexy motherfucker be by chance? And you know pretty recognizes pretty LovahBoy!

(03-06-2021, 04:36 PM)Corey Smith Said: What. A. CHARMER! Ladies, scoop this one up before he's taken.

Currently in an open poly relationship with Me, Myself, and I, with a haram of absolute BABES on the side. Bitches love this sexy trio.

(03-06-2021, 05:10 PM)Alias Said: "Demos, I think someone's asking for you."

Now that's a basement dweller who hits all the check-marks for fucking U-G-L-Y!

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Overall W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
XWF W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
Last Match: vs. Ash Quinn in an Xtreme Rules Match (Warfare)
Upcoming Match(s): vs. King Doc Battle Royal (MAYDAY! At Ye' Ole' Commune!), vs. Jordan Knoxville (Warfare)
Titles Currently Holding: N/A
Titles Held: N/A
Accomplishments: 1x Quote Of The Moment (3/13/21), Told Chris Page to Suck My Dick (4/7/21)

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Dean Rose Offline
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XWF FanBase:
Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos

(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)


#6
03-11-2021, 01:47 AM


"You want a fucking piece of the pie, huh? alright then bitch.
You look like a 2 dollar stripper/hooker that swings his dick around acting like the fucking man, but in actuality is a skinny little twink that cant fly with the big guns.
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.
Bitches like you dont belong in the XWF wrestling ring, you belong in AEW so you can "TEAM" with Joey Janela and Sunny Kiss.
Now speaking of your "babes" did you buy them off the street too along with your shitty jacket and goofy haircut.
So come on then, open a can of "whoop ass."
And im not talking about your obvious BDSM fetish you fucking freaky little troll.
When i joined this company i done the same thing, i challenged everyone to a fight and that shit doesnt work.
Now go get jobbed out to some fucking BOB member or something
."


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Mickey Kinkade Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Women and gay men

(physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes)


#7
03-11-2021, 11:02 AM

(03-11-2021, 01:47 AM)Dean Rose Said:
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.

Yawn. I would've had more playing table pong with my nutsack as the paddle instead of reading your shitty reply. I've got more hype in my ring finger then you do in your entire career bud. Guess being comfortable with my own body makes enhanchment talent schmucks like you self-conscious and spiteful. You low-key homophobic jobber types are killin' my vibe, The Kink is for all people, so move along little man.

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Overall W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
XWF W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
Last Match: vs. Ash Quinn in an Xtreme Rules Match (Warfare)
Upcoming Match(s): vs. King Doc Battle Royal (MAYDAY! At Ye' Ole' Commune!), vs. Jordan Knoxville (Warfare)
Titles Currently Holding: N/A
Titles Held: N/A
Accomplishments: 1x Quote Of The Moment (3/13/21), Told Chris Page to Suck My Dick (4/7/21)

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XWF FanBase:
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#8
03-11-2021, 11:53 AM

** rolls eyes **

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CO-GENERAL MANAGER OF WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE
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Dean Rose Offline
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XWF FanBase:
Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos

(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)


#9
03-12-2021, 01:54 AM

(03-11-2021, 11:02 AM)Mickey Kinkade Said:
(03-11-2021, 01:47 AM)Dean Rose Said:
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.

Yawn. I would've had more playing table pong with my nutsack as the paddle instead of reading your shitty reply. I've got more hype in my ring finger then you do in your entire career bud. Guess being comfortable with my own body makes enhanchment talent schmucks like you self-conscious and spiteful. You low-key homophobic jobber types are killin' my vibe, The Kink is for all people, so move along little man.

yeah sure bud, im enhancement talent. say that when ive got the internet championship round my waist and ive won a battle royal.
I could whoop your ass 6 ways from sunday, in 1 day, bitch.


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#10
03-12-2021, 08:37 AM

You look as though you may have various STDs I think Mel Childs needs a tag partner
Mickey Kinkade Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Women and gay men

(physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes)


#11
03-12-2021, 12:27 PM

(03-12-2021, 01:54 AM)Dean Rose Said:
(03-11-2021, 11:02 AM)Mickey Kinkade Said:
(03-11-2021, 01:47 AM)Dean Rose Said:
To tell you the truth i dont wanna get in the ring with you cause i am scared that you might pull a 1996 Golddust and start grabbing my balls.

Yawn. I would've had more fun playing table pong with my nutsack as the paddle instead of reading your shitty reply. I've got more hype in my ring finger then you do in your entire career bud. Guess being comfortable with my own body makes enhanchment talent schmucks like you self-conscious and spiteful. You low-key homophobic jobber types are killin' my vibe, The Kink is for all people, so move along little man.

yeah sure bud, im enhancement talent.

He admits it too, beautiful.

(03-12-2021, 08:37 AM)Ash Quinn Said: You look as though you may have various STDs I think Mel Childs needs a tag partner

... I can neither confirm nor deny this claim.

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Overall W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
XWF W/L/D Record: 1-2-0
Last Match: vs. Ash Quinn in an Xtreme Rules Match (Warfare)
Upcoming Match(s): vs. King Doc Battle Royal (MAYDAY! At Ye' Ole' Commune!), vs. Jordan Knoxville (Warfare)
Titles Currently Holding: N/A
Titles Held: N/A
Accomplishments: 1x Quote Of The Moment (3/13/21), Told Chris Page to Suck My Dick (4/7/21)

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