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Dean Rose · (02-19-2021)

Dean sits inside of a run down, shitty apartment decorated with ripped black wallpaper, an old TV and a couch stained with cigarette burns.
He has a bowl in his hands and an unopened can on the floor, in the bowl there is some tomato soup.
Dean drinks from the bowl, wipes his mouth and begins to speak.

you know, in this business there is alotta people who lay claim to be the best wrestler in a company.
But thats not true, if somebody who isnt me tells you that... they're lying.
You see, everybody nowadays wants to be a villian, they want an excuse to be the worst version of themselves.
But they dont live the lifestyle like i do.
i surround myself in decay because thats how i feel, i am the living embodiment of decay.
i wear black because thats all i see, hear, feel.
i hurt people because i dont feel anything EXCEPT PAIN.

Dean then grabs his throat and looks at the floor.
after a minute of quiet he picks up the can and holds it up.

Everybody in the world is a ticking time bomb.

He begins rapidly shaking the can.

Everybody has a trigger, an example is this can, it can only take too much shaking before the pressure builds up and explodes.
Humans are the exact same.

He then stops shaking the can and gently places it on the floor.

If you can lie through your teeth, play a character... then you are the shaker, and everyone else is the can.
This is why all the fans root for the hero, the underdog.
Because they too are cans... explosive and short tempered.
This is why the "cool" fans root for the villain, the evil.
Because just like the other fans, they too are cans.

Dean smiles

Although this is a stupid comparison, it sums me up perfectly.
Because im not a hero or a villain, i am nothing, everything and nothing at the same time... i am a different breed.
And im a different breed cause im not a can, i dont explode or build up pressure.
Im a shaker.
So as a message to the roster, the fans and also management.

Dont push me, dont challenge me, or i will make you explode.
And trust me i will enjoy it
Just like i will enjoy exploding Liam roberts on anarchy.
And Just like i will enjoy exploding Centurion on Savage

Dean finishes his soup and then stomps on the can.

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