Reginald reviews the invisible Raison d'être of the Federweight Championship and proceeds to pop his cherry all over Tommy’s face.


'Say some slick shit about Tommy Wish.'

Hum...

Damn...

Firstly, it's kind of difficult to pin this down because there's nothing really slick about you. Sure, you cut-off the old doody caked dreads and now you look like the Russian version of Fuzz, but whatever. To each their own. I'd prefer not to look like such a generic, rape-conviction-bound douche bag, but keep doing you.

Or doing him?

Fuck it.

Ya'll are both real shady in my book anyhow.

See, you've been running around these Federweight sewers for years, and I'm just trying to figure out why. Is the competition stiffer? Say than your jock anytime some questionably male-sounding female pops up in the XWF booking offices?

It can’t be that, just look at the fucking clown you bested for this, Tommy Wish’s 30th ‘sun-shining-on-a-dog’s-ass’ of a title reign. Charlie Nickles is merely Tommy Wish with 25% more brain power, yet 100% less likely to fuck a tranny because he’s a newly minted incel.

So what is it?

Is there a certain tang of bitchery down here that's anymore unique from say, trying to actually do something worthwhile in the XWF? I mean I get it, the XWF is full of cunty, insecure blow hards who will all, at one time or another, flex their utmost deepest desires to be appreciated at the expense of looking like a total jackass.

But that’s not it either, because no matter how many times you’ve shifted your role over the years, hoping that playing dumb might be mistaken for actually being dumb, you’ve never shown an inkling of a hint that you might drag up out of these sewers and spread something unforgiving on a locker room toilet seat.

Well I’ve got to know. Just what is it that makes being a stupid piece of edgy-wigger garbage who half asses everything he does so desirable? What is it about spitting raps slightly worse than Jellyroll at every new XWF wrestler who tries getting their feet wet in these sewers so enticing?

What’s it like to be a lazy, stupid piece of shit?

Guess I’m about to find out.


Reggie backhands Tommy and rolls him up for the pin...

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Former:
1x Hart Champion
1x Federweight Champion
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