Bricker bracker firecracker! Shish! Boom! Bah! Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!

Bugs Bunny rallies a bleacher full of bearded rednecks who join in almost immediately.

BRICKER BRAKER FIRECRACKER! SHISH! BOOM! BAH! BUGS BUNNY! BUGS BUNNY! RAH! RAH! RAH!

A light whistle can be heard as they all chant and gets louder and louder as it gets closer before it smashes into destroying the bleachers full of bearded morons.

As the smoke clears, Doctor Louis D'Ville rises from the debris and dusts himself off. Bugs takes a couple bites from a carrot and slides up next to Doc...

Ehhhhhhhh.... What's up, Doc?

Doc kicks around the bleachers and redneck remninsce to pull out a battle axe!

Well, Mister Bunny... I'm hunting Woberts!

Yeeeeea??? I know where there's a couple Woberts.....

Doc's eyes light up.

And where might they be, Mister Bunny?

Well, I've got one right here...

Right where?!

Bugs throws a thumb behind him and Doc follows as Bugs sneaks around and jumps out of the bushes with ROB GRONKOWSKI!!








Doc pulls the battleaxe behind his head and plants the it in the middle of Gronk's skull. Doc's smile turns upside down and a confused looks crosses him...


NO! Not that Wobert!

My bayd, Doc!

Bugs Bunny appears again out of a hole that just dug itself out a second before.

I guess I'm just not sure who you're lookin' for! I now alotta Woberts!

Bugs proceeds to pull out of the hole...

Ehhhh.... Wobert Downie Juniuh?

Doc shakes his head. Bugs shoves Robert Downey Jr. back in the hole. He pulls out another...

Wobert Plant?

Doc considers swinging the axe but then holds back and shakes his head once more... Bugs shoves him back in the hole and digs around for another...

OH! I GOT ONE HERE FOR YA, DOC!

Bugs seems to struggle with him... but manages to rip ths one out of the hole....

WOBBIE BOURBON!!

Put him back.

Bugs shrugs and shoves Robbie Bourbon back into the hole.





How about...... Wobert De Nir----






Doc plants the battle axe between Bugs Bunny's eyes and splits his skull. Bug's eyes bug out and his whiskers twitch as Doc places a foot on his neck and breaks it as he prys the blade from his skull. Doc grabs Bugs by the ears and throws Bugs off to the side before reaching into the hole himself. He feels around for awhile.... For awhile more.... Then pulls out a boot!

Awe!!

He throws the boot back and dives back in head first with both arms! He fishes around and fishes around before pulling out....

XWF Xtreme Champion, Wobert Main!!!!

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Main's like "WTF?" before taking a devastating kick to the stomach! Doc sweeps around and pulls him in a roll up... pulling the Batman underwear tiiiiiiiight!!!!

Robert kicks out adjusting his Batman undies...



Doc, if you keep this up, were going to have to settle this... But for now how about some bourbon?