Charlie Nickles watches from behind the safety of his grocery cart as Robert Main strolls down the aisles of the local Costco. The Omega lingers longer than usual in the produce section, staring at the freshest avocados this side of the Missippi. BIG MISTAKE! Charlie uses the produce to his advantage, throwing a grocery cart full of broccoli and carrots at the champion! Charlie quickly swoops in for the pinfall attempt!

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Robert kicks out quickly grabbing a super sized box of fruit snacks hitting Charlie over the head...



You belong on the mid card

"How did it feel being underneath me at Relentless? Was it as good as being underneath Chris? Maybe if you lick Sarah's boots for a few more months you can taste the main event again. It's been a while for you, I know."

Well seeing how I'm the second longest reigning Universal Champion... And I won both of my title matches at Relentless... It feels pretty good... But hey who am I right? We all can't be Charlie... Talk a gigantic game and drop the ball on the one yard line.

Holy shit Robster, I think I love you again!

(10-03-2020, 07:41 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main Said: Well seeing how I'm the second longest reigning Universal Champion... And I won both of my title matches at Relentless... It feels pretty good... But hey who am I right? We all can't be Charlie... Talk a gigantic game and drop the ball on the one yard line.

Sick burn!

Oh, and while I'm on the subject of losers who can't cut it on the big shows... AKA you... Charlie, I may have been "underneath" you at Relentless... But... On Savage when I whipped you're ass from pillar to post you were underneath me... Now I'm sure remembering that thrashing isn't easy... I beat the breaks off you... But... Here's what happened for that fuzzy memory you seem to have... I pinned you're broken ass to the canvas 123! If I were you I'd shut the fuck up stay in your lane floating around the mid card where you belong... You're bark is way louder than your bite... Idle threats never work chump...Here in the deep end of the pool... Fucks like you drown every fucking time....

Robert Main, a proven and dominant champion who rightfully looks down at all who fall before him...

Fury scribles something in her recruitment notes.

(10-04-2020, 08:54 AM)Miss Fury Said: Robert Main, a proven and dominant champion who rightfully looks down at all who fall before him...

Fury scribles something in her recruitment notes.

Not looking down... Just reminding a jackass I beat to move along...

(10-04-2020, 08:59 AM)Robert "The Omega" Main Said:

(10-04-2020, 08:54 AM)Miss Fury Said: Robert Main, a proven and dominant champion who rightfully looks down at all who fall before him...

Fury scribles something in her recruitment notes.

Not looking down... Just reminding a jackass I beat to move along...

Without interference from Lacklan and The Freak your belt would be around my waist right now.

Bull shit... Hey look Charlie has excuses... Why not just admit defeat and shut up.

Charlie is the walking excuse. Like that time he told me and I quote quote quote:

Quote:'Hai Greggo my Name'is Charlie Jobbinson and I'm undefeated except if it werent 4 all my losses lol"

and I just giggled @ him.

Charlie, dressed in a suit and tie and no shoes, rolls in one of those shitty box TVs and VHS on a rolling cart as if he were an elementary school teacher. He presses play and a short clip rolls

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Robert Main turns around and is met with a Low Blow from Charlie. Main grabs at his crotch as Nickles hoists him up in Suplex position, before running and hitting him with a sloppy looking Steiner Screwdriver as the whole crowd goes silent in shock.


PC: "Steubenville Screwdriver!!!!!We could have a HUGE upset on our hands!"

D: "What a moment this would be for Charlie's XWF career!!!!"


Charlie Nickles manages to crawl over to his opponent and drape an arm over him, prompting the ref to count the fall as everyone looks on in anticipation.

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Before the referee can count the 3, the Universal Champion slides in the ring and breaks up the pin with a chair shot to Charlie's back.


D: "Sarah has no business being out here, she's ruining a Title match!"

Hey man I hate to keep busting those beach sized nuts you think you have... But... Uh... The Xtreme Championship is no rules... Layman's terms, anything goes... Now if you read the fine print in the contract you signed you would have known this... But... I'm sure a bum fuck like you can't read... God, anybody got any crayons? Hey Greggo can you bust some crayons out and draw this ass hole a picture he'd understand? Charlie just stop okay? You haven't won a match in weeks. All you are doing at this point is embarrassing yourself self. You lost twice in big time matches... You belong right where you are the bottom... Now take that 50 -50 record and move on!



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Who the fuck has a vhs?


And secondly when you grabbed my pork sword.... How did it feel to finally have a dick in your hand? Cause we all know you don't have a custard launcher of your own...