Robert Main, Chris Page, the Omega, the Beast, the Monster, the Monstrosity, Herman Munster, the monster from Stranger Things, a xenomorph, and the Wolf Man are all sitting around a campfire deep in the woods as Ted Nugent acts out a ghost story, or something, with a machete.

"But it wasn't until I pulled the knife out of his scrotum that I realized I was actually in the wrong restaurant..."

The crowd around the fire shares a laugh as Uncle Teddy winds down from another story. He sits down when the xenomorph goes to speak before it's cut off by Freddie Munster.

"I'm confused how you could confuse the two."

The xenomorph goes to speak again before the Wolfman cuts in.

There's not a way to tell an Olive Garden from and Italian Oven if you didn't know better.

Amen!

There's a rustle and tussle in the bushes in the darkness away from the fire. Herman Munster turns around and gives a listen, but hears nothing more and pays no attention. Before there's another shake and rattle in the bushes, whcih makes him slap the xenomorph beside him.

Hey, you hear that?

Before it can respond a shadowy figure appears out of the bushes! Robert Main, CCP, the Monster, the Beast, the Monstrosity, the xenomorph, Herman Munster, and Uncle Teddy all stand up and focus in on the guest.

Show yourself!

Laughter echoes from the darkness as the shadow steps forward toward the circle around the fire. Doctor Louis D'Ville reveals himself and at the same time holds up a chainsaw. He grins at all of his hosts before he sets the chainsaw on the ground and gives it three pulls!

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbt! Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbt! Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!

Doc moves a switch on the back of it as all of the members of the fire just stand and watch him.

One moment.

Doc says with a smile.

Pbbbbbbbbbbbt! Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbt! Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!

Stupid thing.

Doc throws the switch one more time and....

Pbbbbbbbbbbbt! Pbbbbbbbbbt! YIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! YIIIING! YING! YING!

The chainsaw starts and Doc holds it above his head as he revs it up! He winks to his audience and pulls a hockey mask down over his face before burying the chainsaw in Herman Munster's neck! The rest of the crowd disperses and Doc goes on an absolute rampage!

None of them flee as they all ignorantly go after the maniacal doctor, who chops, cuts, and slices them limb after limb until he stands in a pile of different body parts. The xenomorph is the first to fly in and Doc simply slices it in half at the torso. The Wolfman pounces, but Doc is quick as he has the chainsaw on a string and swings it around his head decapitating the monster! Doc slings it back in as it chucks and glugs angrily through it's current life. The demogorgon leaps out of a tree, but Doc is quick and catches it in the mouth with the tip of the chainsaw! Ted Nugent and Doc then stand-off to one another; Sweaty Ted with his macete, Doc with his chainsaw and the two charge each other.

In the aftermath, Doc takes the pile of body parts and throws them all to burn in the fire..... He looks at the fire which contains the remains of Robert Main the Omega Monstrosity and tosses the chainsaw aside to take a leap!! Doc pins the fire and ash of the Xtreme Champion!!!!