LIVE FROM VINNIE LANE'S PERSONAL ORGY BARN, IT'S THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

The most highly anticipated scat match of the century was set to take place, and the dozen or so people inside the barn could not have been more amped up for the legendary bout. It had been hyped up in the online forums for weeks. Fedora-tipping incels were dripping with mountain dew flavored perspiration as they waited for the bell to ring. The hype for this match had been so massive that Vinnie Lane had no choice but to make it a Heavymetalweight championship bout and stream it online for a premium fee.

Charlie and Greggo stand about three away from each other inside the scatt filled kiddy pool. Charlie is in human fecal matter up to his shins. For Greggo, the excrement is knee high. Charlie is still dressed in his hospital gown, his visibly hairy thighs lubed up and ready to roll. Greggo calls out to Charlie before the match starts, rubbing his armpits and testicles interchangeably as he does so.

Greggo: Aight now listen ere' FUCKO. Remember yer not allowed to put this in yer RP (recorded promo) cuz ppl got 2 pay the fee.

Charlie gives a thumbs up to Greggo.

Charlie: No RECORDINGS of this one, you've my word as a man of God.

Charlie winked at the camera; however, the live audience of this brain-dead garbage wrestling show did not understand the implication.

DING DING DING

The referee calls for the bell. The hillbillies, morons, and Chaotic Inc fans in attendance hoot and holler as they cream their pants in excitement.

Oh no! The scent of spilled seed is just the distraction Charlie needs to get the match started off strong! While Greggo turns around, trying to sniff out the recently wetted scrotums, Charlie hits him with an oblique kick!

Greggo keels over in pain! Charlie grabs the small man from behind and places him in a headlock. Greggo is desperately clawing away at Charlie’s arms, trying to break the hold. It’s no use! Charlie falls back into the kiddie pool filled with poo, locking in a rear naked choke while he wraps his legs around Greggo’s waist!

Greggo: Eeehk eeh ahh ahh (weird Greggo noises?)

Greggo grabs fistfuls of shit, smearing it in Charlie’s eyes in a desperate last resort! It works!

Charlie immediately releases the hold. Greggo quickly turns himself around, pulling top mount position on the Heavymetalweightchampion. Greggo immediately begins hammering Charlie’s skull with mighty blows!

Greggo: Eat shit, you friggin PERV!!!

Greggo takes a break from the regularly scheduled punches to reach for another handful of shit, intent to force it down Charlie’s gullet. What a mistake! Charlie seizes this opportunity to push Greggo off of him! Greggo goes flying to the other side of the kiddy pool, skidding across the upper layer of scat as Charlie pulls himself to his feet.

Charlie: Get up, you dry scrotumed bastard!

Greggo: My scrotum is WEEEEETTTTTTT!

Greggo screeches as he flies to his feet and charges at Nickles!

Oh no!

Greggo runs face first into a big shit stained boot! He collapses facefirst to the bottom of the kiddy pool. Charlie gets on top of him and hooks the leg!

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Kickout!


The countless audience members are stunned into silence as Greggo unexpectedly kicks out! Charlie pounds his balled fists into the scat out of frustration. Little pieces of poo come flying up to his face as he takes out his frustrations on the liquid turds.

Greggo: Shyyyyyyyiet ye’ didn’t tink Greggo was going down so soon, DID YE? I’M TAKING YOU OUT BEFORE YOU CAN LAY YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON SARAH!

Greggo reaches out towards Charlie’s throat, latching onto it with amazing force. Charlie’s poo freckled face starts to go blue as the oxygen becomes harder and harder to come by.

Greggo: Ohhhh yeaahh boi I gochu now! Frig yeah!

Charlie is losing life last! The referee is looking on from outside the pool with concern. Charlie starts digging around in the scat, searching for a miracle. His prayers to god are going unanswered...until…..oh lord, Charlie pulls a golden crucifix out of the scat! Covered in poo, he brings this holy symbol down onto Greggo’s skull! He smashes the man’s head with the golden crucifix repeatedly. Blood starts to gush out of Greggo’s skull. Charlie tosses the poo and blood covered crucifix aside as he lifts up the bloodied man. Charlie brings his arms underneath the man’s shoulders before delivering a Devil Hook Drop into the scat below! He hooks the leg as he goes for the pinfall!

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The crowd can't believe it! They're going crazy! Charlie stands up, oops nope he slipped in the bloody scat. Ok, he pulls himself up along the side of the kiddie pool and raises his hands high! The referee brings the belt over to him. Charlie grabs the belt, collapsing to his knees as he kisses the jewels on the belt. Greggo is having a seizure in the scat, his blood gushing from his skull, his seed spilling from his loins, and his own scat adding a unique flavor to the delicacies of the pool. Fedoras and waifu pillows are released like confetti from the rafters. A fedora pillow happens to fall perfectly onto Greggo's lap, just in time to cover his burgeoning erection. The camera zooms in on the champion's poo freckled face just as he looks up to stare into the soul of the camera.

Charlie: You got me, Sarah. Our bond is truly unbreakable. This is how I know we are soulmates: you knew just what I needed to clear my head before our date next Sunday. See you at Relentless, babes.

Charlie blows a poopy kiss at the camera as the stream is abruptly taken down by the globalists.