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Important! A Champion's Path to most liked instead of most complained about by jealous LOSERS
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GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Offline
Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #1
09-13-2020 09:25 PM

Visibly upset Greggo on screen NOW!

"Mmmm, mmmmm, GRRRRRR! Hey sleepy heads! Any reason you dingbats ain't paying my client Sarah the likes and votes she deserves? It's bad enough you fucks helped ROB HER of her rightful star of the month award because you idiots had to start bullshit rumors about it being set up when she DESTROYED everyone in the Leap of Faith match and then RAPED THE FUCK out of Shawn Warstein a few minutes later to cash in and take the title (assholes!).... but now you dicks aren't giving her new RP (recorded promo) any likes???? This is the best RP the xwf has had TO DATE, yet..."

"As of right now only our friend Robert Main has 'liked' it. That's it!!!???"

"Kenzi? Rubes? LANE? PRYCE? Can I get a like from SOMEONE up on my gurl's goddang rp (recorded promo)?"

"Here's the link, you lazy sons of bitches: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38182 and yes I just spoke a clickable link."

"This isn't rocket science, guys. You load up my client's badass promo, you WATCH it from start to finish, you sing along with it, you accept the fact that it's better than ANYTHING you ever done in yer life, and then you slap yo shitty 'like' on the damn thing for all to see!"


Greggo shakes his head in DISGUST...

But then waits to see the fruits of his labor as he sits back, just staring at Lacklan's RP (recorded promo) in a dark, empty room with only a small television in the corner. He waits. He knows they'll come...







































He's still watching.

Sarah Lacklan's official manager, hypeboi, marketing mentor & insurance policy, as established July 12th, 2020.

Greggo's promises to his client for 2020 Relentless season:
1) More "seen" and "liked" promos than any non-Greggo promoted PPV season in any fed
2) Less idiots spelling/pronouncing her name wrong
3) Access to free street drugs JUST in case they're needed (not saying they are!)
5) Free off-camera baby oil massage service (provided by Greggo)
8) Custodial service at a discounted rate (provided by Son of Greggo)
9)
10) Victory, no matter the means


-Sarah singing with EXPEN$IVE holographic images of "the red hot chili peppers" in her first must-see big budget SFX RP (super friggin xtreme recorded promo):
(09-13-2020 01:46 PM)The "Red Hot Chili Peppers" w/ ACTUAL Sarah Lacklan Said:  
Beating jobbers, I'll be there
Lay down, get beat
Sit back, prone bone
This jobber’s...unknown
When they start and ring that bell
Charlie’s gonna run like hell
Charlie's jobbin’ to me
*BONUS: That ^ RP ^ (recorded promo) also contains a SHANE CARVER namedrop somewhere in it! But what's said about the XWF's resident inactive ghost/asshole? You'll laugh if you go find it... trust us. ;)


-Sarah definitely speaking to the whole roster and putting them in their place:
(08-06-2020 07:54 PM)Sarah Lacklan, Greggo's best client ever Said:  
YOUR best is losing again.

MY best is winning multiple championships and accolades at one event.

Then again, considering what all you have been doing while I was away, no one should be truly surprised.

-Robert Main, 2nd highest ranking champion in XWF, admitting his (and your) place:
(08-06-2020 03:45 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main, speaking honestly and totes not being sarcastic at all Said:  The Engineer... Shawn... Cent... You... We all fall to the real queen of the XWF and new Universal Champion...
Buy in to the hype. Never before has it been so obvious who the top talent is. Never before has everyone embraced the top draw. Never before has a champion already defeated the whole roster without even beating them in a match. Drink the chilled coffee type drink. Accept her, worship her, and stop taking your eyes off of her.




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GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Offline
Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #2
09-14-2020 05:05 AM

*wakes up*

*checks his client's RP that definitely will beat everything Charlie puts out, regardless of his quantity*

*sees the new like this morning*

"Yessss! Got a like from good ol' Gilly! We're up to 2 likes baybay! Fuckin' shwagingle! -That's a word I made up that means KOOL! Thanks for knowing how to follow directions, Gilly, even if my client smurfed you good a few weeks ago."

"Now if only the rest of you were as intelligent as Gilly. Go do yer friggin jobs n' show support 4 yo ChAmPiOn!!!!!!!! Do It NoW yOu IdIoTs!!!!!!!"
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #3
09-14-2020 08:59 AM

"Oh yeah! 4 read em n' weep FO4R likes now that Miss Fury's sexy ass and Michael Graves both showed their support for their ruler, the unisputed undiversal champion!"

"Thank you for being mature about this, both of you. Any chance you can spread the word for me?"

"So anyway, yeah, to every1 else, I've seen LOTS of you online today. I'm maybe gonna have to start attacking people during shows who I see log on but NOT like my Client's stuff! I'll cut your dicks off and eat 'em."

"Unless I come down with Covid Diff, not a day will go by leading up to Relentless, that you guys aren't relentlessly reminded of how GREAT your champion is. Get used to it, you bunch'a friggin jobbers with ShItTy GiMmIcKs." o_O

"Likes. Add them. To MY CLIENT'S work. NOW."
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #4
09-14-2020 12:12 PM

"Mmmm, mmmm, mmm! Thank you TK and Ash Quinn!"

"We are up to SIX!!!"

"I guarantee we pass ten. Guaran friggin TEA it."

"Kenzi! Rubes! Theo! OMG VINNIIEEE! You guys go add likes and we already gots TEN!"

"GO GO GO GO"
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #5
09-14-2020 12:59 PM

" http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38194 "

"There's part 2 already Duh-duh-duh-DONNNE!"

"Charlie, you are FFFUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD!!!!!!!!"

"Everyone keep adding likes to the first RP and also the new one! I want a total of OVER 50 likes by the end of the Relentless promo time if u add up all dem likes she gonna have on each part! GO GO GO!"
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #6
09-14-2020 01:26 PM

"OOOOHHHMERRRGERRRD ppl do u see what just happen? Do u see?!?"

"WE GOT THE UNKNOWN LIKES! ON BO'FA MY CLIENT'S RPS!!!!!!! (RECORDED PROMOS!!!!!!!) aaahhhhHHHhhhHHHHHHHH! SOLDIER! YES!"

"The mark in me is gushing but the wetness on my balls reminds me to tell you guys how much better Sarah is den Soldier is. Soldier knows to stay far away from this life now that his buddy Shane is dead too and I've joined the bright side!"

"Looking for over 50 likes total on her RPs this cycle. Lets GOOOO guys, go go GO!"

"And WAKE UP all you losers on Relentless Day 3! My Sar is the only 1 so far with anything up and she's got 2? By my math that makes her 12 steps ahead of you ALL. Fuckin jobbers DO something. You too Charlie! Why's my client gotta do all da werk?"
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #7
09-14-2020 06:45 PM

"I got 1 werd 4 you."

"3."

"Plus these werds: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38203 "

"Go hit it! THR33 STRONG ALREADY LET'S GET DEM LIKES! Eyes On HER! We already got a grand total of 14 across her three RPs (recorded promos)!"

"I guarantee we get her at least 50 LIKES by the time her Relentless RPs are done. This is what I'm talking about. SUPPORT for your CHAMPION!"

"Haha look at all the HATES Charlie's RP gets tho! HAHA go hate his!"
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XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #8
09-15-2020 07:35 AM

"BUMP!"

(what's that even meeeeean? what did he buuuuump?)
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
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The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #9
09-15-2020 01:22 PM

"Here's #4 bois n gurls YOU KNOW WHAT 2 DO: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38210 "

"I guaranteed my client I'd get her more likes this PPV cycle than ANY previous cycle where I wasn't her manager and hypeboi marketing superpro, and it's already a 100% guaran-scat-tea that I'm the one man that can get it dun dun dunnnnnn, mmmm mmmmm MMMMMM!"
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
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The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #10
09-15-2020 08:26 PM

"And http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38212 herrrrrrrre's number FIVE! You guys been slackin' 2day let's get dem likez lets GO GO GO!"
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Post: #11
09-16-2020 03:21 AM

"Oh no, Greggo....it seems my recorded promos are gaining more traction than poor Sarah's. I have the most viewed recorded promo, and I earned twice as many likes yesterday with half the number of released promos. Do you smell that, Greggo?"

Charlie sniffs the air, still decked out in his much too short hospital gown.

"No, not your cum-seeping asshole, Greggo. The scent of an upset floats along the midnight winds. Will you be prepared to fall in line?"

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XWF RECORD
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #12
09-16-2020 10:36 AM

squinty eyes

"Yer starting 2 annoy me......................"

even more squinty as his eyes trail down Charlies gown, and an unnameable emotion comes over his face
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