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GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Online now or has been in the last 30 mins
Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #1
09-02-2020 12:24 PM

When me n'my Sarah saw the losers lined up to get beat by her in the Uni open challenge I couldn't help but LMFAO while she LHFTO all over the place. Tits n' ass were like, EVERYWHERE. Heheh... I mean daaaaaayumn, what a pathetic turnout of challengers. All jobbers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

#FreshMeat #EasyPickinz #EyesOnHer

Sarah Lacklan's official manager, hypeboi, marketing mentor & insurance policy, as established July 12th, 2020.

Greggo's promises to his client for 2020 Relentless season:
1) More "seen" and "liked" promos than any non-Greggo promoted PPV season in any fed
2) Less idiots spelling/pronouncing her name wrong
3) Access to free street drugs JUST in case they're needed (not saying they are!)
5) Free off-camera baby oil massage service (provided by Greggo)
8) Custodial service at a discounted rate (provided by Son of Greggo)
9)
10) Victory, no matter the means


-Sarah singing with EXPEN$IVE holographic images of "the red hot chili peppers" in her first must-see big budget SFX RP (super friggin xtreme recorded promo):
(09-13-2020 01:46 PM)The "Red Hot Chili Peppers" w/ ACTUAL Sarah Lacklan Said:  
Beating jobbers, I'll be there
Lay down, get beat
Sit back, prone bone
This jobber’s...unknown
When they start and ring that bell
Charlie’s gonna run like hell
Charlie's jobbin’ to me
*BONUS: That ^ RP ^ (recorded promo) also contains a SHANE CARVER namedrop somewhere in it! But what's said about the XWF's resident inactive ghost/asshole? You'll laugh if you go find it... trust us. ;)


-Sarah definitely speaking to the whole roster and putting them in their place:
(08-06-2020 07:54 PM)Sarah Lacklan, Greggo's best client ever Said:  
YOUR best is losing again.

MY best is winning multiple championships and accolades at one event.

Then again, considering what all you have been doing while I was away, no one should be truly surprised.

-Robert Main, 2nd highest ranking champion in XWF, admitting his (and your) place:
(08-06-2020 03:45 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main, speaking honestly and totes not being sarcastic at all Said:  The Engineer... Shawn... Cent... You... We all fall to the real queen of the XWF and new Universal Champion...
Buy in to the hype. Never before has it been so obvious who the top talent is. Never before has everyone embraced the top draw. Never before has a champion already defeated the whole roster without even beating them in a match. Drink the chilled coffee type drink. Accept her, worship her, and stop taking your eyes off of her.




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Post: #2
09-02-2020 03:22 PM

Lord Raab: "You can tell Sarah that she won't be laughing when she chokes on her own blood and be sent to a hospital on the amount of damage I want to do her.. Sarah Lacklan is a fucking joke of a champion and a wrestler. I will make her like she was a low-class wrestler in that ring tonight. She had it coming and shame on you too for sucking on her tit and supporting that human piece of garbage, being such a pathetic cunt she is. Just watch the amount of blood she'll drop out of her skull. I'll be laughing on the battering ramp she'll be once I'm done."

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TITLE - King of XWF



XWF FanBase:
Not Over

(the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)


Post: #3
09-02-2020 05:21 PM

(09-02-2020 03:22 PM)Lord Raab Said:  Lord Raab: "You can tell Sarah that she won't be laughing when she chokes on her own blood and be sent to a hospital on the amount of damage I want to do her.. Sarah Lacklan is a fucking joke of a champion and a wrestler. I will make her like she was a low-class wrestler in that ring tonight. She had it coming and shame on you too for sucking on her tit and supporting that human piece of garbage, being such a pathetic cunt she is. Just watch the amount of blood she'll drop out of her skull. I'll be laughing on the battering ramp she'll be once I'm done."

All of this is proof that none of that will happen.

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Post: #4
09-02-2020 05:37 PM

Lord Raab: "Who the fuck are you? This is between me and Sarah, not some irrelevant bitch who thinks nothing will happen when it will I got a ton of proof that things will happen. Unless your name is Sarah, you can fuck off and worry about your own opponent and problems."

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Post: #5
09-02-2020 05:46 PM

(09-02-2020 05:37 PM)Lord Raab Said:  Lord Raab: "Who the fuck are you? This is between me and Sarah, not some irrelevant bitch who thinks nothing will happen when it will I got a ton of proof that things will happen. Unless your name is Sarah, you can fuck off and worry about your own opponent and problems."

I got a ton of proof you must have dined almost exclusively on lead paint chips as a child.

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Post: #6
09-02-2020 06:03 PM

Lord Raab: "Actually you don't have a damn clue that I'm more than capable of beating the living shit out of Sarah which you don't have a single proof of. You have no clue as to why I have absolutely no respect for her and why the match between me and her is personal. Just fuck off and worry about your opponent as I said because you don't mean shit to me, nor does it concern you. Unless your name is Sarah, don't comment on shit you know fuckall about."

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XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


Post: #7
09-02-2020 07:00 PM

Shut up, Greggo. I'll put your ass in a waffle iron. That's not some cool new move I came up with, I will literally put your rectum within a waffle iron and watch as you have a waffle ass.

And Raab, maybe it's a little lost in translation here, but what in the blue fuck is a battering ramp?

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GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Online now or has been in the last 30 mins
Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101
TITLE - HMW



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #8
09-11-2020 05:00 PM

"The biggest jobber of dem all was afraid to comment even doe she been lookin' and likin'. Hi Charlotte Nikki! Hey gurrrl! You ready to get fookin' SWALLOWED by my client?"

"Oh yeah and then there's Rob n' Raab. You two suuuuuure scare me n' my client biggums times! Rob, you can picture me lathered in maple syrup all you want but that don't mean I'm gonna taste good. Idiot. Plus I'd beat yer fukcin ass in and tap u out. Watch what I do to Jimson tomorrow and then talk to me about breakfast. Heh."

"And Raab? You can keep singing that fantasy you have of my client being sent to a hospital by you HA HA HA H A H A haha HAHA heh teeheeheeTEEHEE omg there are SO many diff ways to laugh at the thought of my client selling an injury for the lowly likes of YOU! She wouldn't sell a declined credit card for you if you were her walmart cashier, you big dumb shoe shine boy."

Sarah Lacklan's official manager, hypeboi, marketing mentor & insurance policy, as established July 12th, 2020.

Greggo's promises to his client for 2020 Relentless season:
1) More "seen" and "liked" promos than any non-Greggo promoted PPV season in any fed
2) Less idiots spelling/pronouncing her name wrong
3) Access to free street drugs JUST in case they're needed (not saying they are!)
5) Free off-camera baby oil massage service (provided by Greggo)
8) Custodial service at a discounted rate (provided by Son of Greggo)
9)
10) Victory, no matter the means


-Sarah singing with EXPEN$IVE holographic images of "the red hot chili peppers" in her first must-see big budget SFX RP (super friggin xtreme recorded promo):
(09-13-2020 01:46 PM)The "Red Hot Chili Peppers" w/ ACTUAL Sarah Lacklan Said:  
Beating jobbers, I'll be there
Lay down, get beat
Sit back, prone bone
This jobber’s...unknown
When they start and ring that bell
Charlie’s gonna run like hell
Charlie's jobbin’ to me
*BONUS: That ^ RP ^ (recorded promo) also contains a SHANE CARVER namedrop somewhere in it! But what's said about the XWF's resident inactive ghost/asshole? You'll laugh if you go find it... trust us. ;)


-Sarah definitely speaking to the whole roster and putting them in their place:
(08-06-2020 07:54 PM)Sarah Lacklan, Greggo's best client ever Said:  
YOUR best is losing again.

MY best is winning multiple championships and accolades at one event.

Then again, considering what all you have been doing while I was away, no one should be truly surprised.

-Robert Main, 2nd highest ranking champion in XWF, admitting his (and your) place:
(08-06-2020 03:45 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main, speaking honestly and totes not being sarcastic at all Said:  The Engineer... Shawn... Cent... You... We all fall to the real queen of the XWF and new Universal Champion...
Buy in to the hype. Never before has it been so obvious who the top talent is. Never before has everyone embraced the top draw. Never before has a champion already defeated the whole roster without even beating them in a match. Drink the chilled coffee type drink. Accept her, worship her, and stop taking your eyes off of her.




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XWF FanBase:
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Post: #9
09-14-2020 07:00 PM

Lord Raab: "Funny because last I checked, I've injured a lot of wrestlers and Sarah is the next victim on that list. Sarah is a fucking joke and a disgrace to the wrestling business. It's a shame you refuse to think I'm more than capable of hurting this horrible cunt because I can. There's so many ways on laughing on what a bitch boy you are, speaking for Sarah like she can't talk for herself, hiding behind your ass who's too shit scared to wrestle in the ring. Yeah, I get it, support that worthless piece of shit you call as a great wrestler because she will be hurt and punished. You don't have a single clue as to why I want to have a match against Sarah and how fucking personal it is. Take your irrelevant comments up your ass because anyone who supports Sarah is a fucking disgrace and you don't know shit about this sport. Sarah isn't as good as she thinks. Now get Sarah to respond and not you responding for her you worthless prick."

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(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


Post: #10
09-14-2020 07:34 PM

(09-14-2020 07:00 PM)Lord Raab Said:  "There's so many ways on laughing on what a bitch boy you are, speaking for Sarah like she can't talk for herself, hiding behind your ass who's too shit scared to wrestle in the ring. Yeah, I get it"

"Mmmmm you GET it, you sayz? So you GET that it's Sarah's job to handle things on the RP (recorded and/or realtime promo!) front and IN THE RING where it counts. And it's being my job to handle hyping the living F outta her everywhere else like in the places she's too good to waste her time in. Think of her as BRRRRROCK LEASNAR and I'd be that fuckin' sexy twink Paul Heyman, except I don't get involved at ringside because I refuse to let people make excuses for losing to her! Do you see how we have diff roles bub? She appears when and where IT MATTERS. I handle the side shit, and the backstage shit that we don't talk about on the air wink wink."


(09-14-2020 07:00 PM)Lord Raab Said:  "Now get Sarah to respond and not you responding for her you worthless prick."

"Haha alrighty I'll let her know yer waitin'. I don't CONTROL her tho. Much like Charlie who thinks he's controlling her but guess what he also ain't. She is her own woman, and hot as all living fucks. Lemme know if u hear from her! Pray you DONT!"

Sarah Lacklan's official manager, hypeboi, marketing mentor & insurance policy, as established July 12th, 2020.

Greggo's promises to his client for 2020 Relentless season:
1) More "seen" and "liked" promos than any non-Greggo promoted PPV season in any fed
2) Less idiots spelling/pronouncing her name wrong
3) Access to free street drugs JUST in case they're needed (not saying they are!)
5) Free off-camera baby oil massage service (provided by Greggo)
8) Custodial service at a discounted rate (provided by Son of Greggo)
9)
10) Victory, no matter the means


-Sarah singing with EXPEN$IVE holographic images of "the red hot chili peppers" in her first must-see big budget SFX RP (super friggin xtreme recorded promo):
(09-13-2020 01:46 PM)The "Red Hot Chili Peppers" w/ ACTUAL Sarah Lacklan Said:  
Beating jobbers, I'll be there
Lay down, get beat
Sit back, prone bone
This jobber’s...unknown
When they start and ring that bell
Charlie’s gonna run like hell
Charlie's jobbin’ to me
*BONUS: That ^ RP ^ (recorded promo) also contains a SHANE CARVER namedrop somewhere in it! But what's said about the XWF's resident inactive ghost/asshole? You'll laugh if you go find it... trust us. ;)


-Sarah definitely speaking to the whole roster and putting them in their place:
(08-06-2020 07:54 PM)Sarah Lacklan, Greggo's best client ever Said:  
YOUR best is losing again.

MY best is winning multiple championships and accolades at one event.

Then again, considering what all you have been doing while I was away, no one should be truly surprised.

-Robert Main, 2nd highest ranking champion in XWF, admitting his (and your) place:
(08-06-2020 03:45 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main, speaking honestly and totes not being sarcastic at all Said:  The Engineer... Shawn... Cent... You... We all fall to the real queen of the XWF and new Universal Champion...
Buy in to the hype. Never before has it been so obvious who the top talent is. Never before has everyone embraced the top draw. Never before has a champion already defeated the whole roster without even beating them in a match. Drink the chilled coffee type drink. Accept her, worship her, and stop taking your eyes off of her.




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