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My Name's Chris Chaos And I Still Don't Get It
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Theo Pryce Offline
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#1
08-20-2020, 07:50 AM

The scene fades in to the living room of the Pryce Estate. Seated on the couch a little worse for wear is Theo Pryce. For the second time in the last few weeks Theo Pryce was on the wrong end of a beating from Chris Chaos and Chaotic Inc. But like any good legend does, Theo dusted himself off and got right back to work.


"Hey Chris. How you ya doing? I bet you're waking up right about now, grabbing your phone and checking the XWF website to look at the next Warfare card so you can stare at the picture of you facing Universal Champion Sarah Lachlan...but wait a second...what does the card say...



MATCH #5:

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THADDEUS DUKE
- vs -
CHRIS CHAOS
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X-TREME RULES MATCH

3 RP MAX



How can that be? Why just last night you were booked in a match where the stipulations were that the winners got to face the Universal Champion. See:


MATCH #3:

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BRIAN STORM / DONOVAN BLACKWATER
- vs -
CHRIS CHAOS / ARES CREED
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Tag Team Contenders Match

The winners of this match will face the winner of the Universal Eiffel Tower Match next Warfare in a triple threat match
3 RP RULE


And of course we saw who the winners were right?

WINNERS: CHRIS CHAOS AND ARES CREED



So why aren't you in a Unti Title match in 13 days? Go ahead, give it some thought, I'll wait right here for you...



Waiting...



Ok Chris, did you figure it out yet? No of course you didn't. If it's not written down for you on a big poster board you have no idea what the answer is so allow me to clue you in.

I'm the reason you aren't getting a Universal Title shot next Warfare.

Not Smoking Bob Williams. Not Vinnie Lane or Atticus White...


Me.

You see what you've still failed to realize after all this time is that you don't get anything unless I ALLOW IT. You can make your threats. You can have your pals beat me down over and over again, you can issue your challenges but at the end of the day you aren't ever going to get what you want unless I am willing to give it to you. And buddy boy, I wasn't willing to give you a Universal Title shot next week. Fuck what you think you earned because the truth is what you really earned was an ass kicking by me at Relentless. So yes Chris I will ACCEPT your challenge with the stipulations you described. But i'm going to add one more. If anyone of your lackeys decides to get involved in our match not only do you NOT get another Universal Title shot ever again but neither will any of them. Now we'll get to see what is more important to them, their careers or doing your bidding.

See you soon Chris.

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#2
08-20-2020, 08:47 AM

One of Oswald's robot drone things Flys up tk whereever Theo is. . Didn’t pay attention,
but I hope its a brisk seventy something for the sake if a lame Gilly joke!

"Universal title shot? Chaos has proven too incompetent to beat even me, and I'm just some has-been never-was weirdo according to all them chicken shits refusing to accept my open challenge for THIS COMING SAVAGE!"

"Now, while Theo and I have never really seen eye to eye..".


"Graves holds up a sign that reads "Fuck The Kings!" for a moment before carelessly tossing it over his shoulder and looking directly into the camera with a sudden sense of satisfaction.

"I look forward to watching Theo Pryce embarrass and your "friends" abandon you. All at the same time as your entire reason for existing is taken from you."

Graves smirks 😏

After a momentary pause he incorrectly assumes that the camera has halted filming and finally admits to something that we've all known all along.

"Ugh!"

"It's so tiring making everything about me..."

"If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer working on my new look!"

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#3
08-20-2020, 09:03 AM

"Don'g worry Chris I'll help u win but I'll do it off grid like is my specialty so nobody will be able to punish you for me helpin! I'm REAL GOOD at that! I got you boi. Yer best interest are in my heart."

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#4
08-20-2020, 01:13 PM

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"That golf clap is for you, Theo.

You've really outdone yourself on this one. You've out-slimed yourself, and that is impressive. You cleaned up well though.....damn, those French doctors really took care of you. I guess when 21 percent of the working man's paycheck dumps into the national health care system, they can afford to do a good job. Ahhh, Socialism.

But this isn't about those kind of politics, it's about your kind of politics. You stick your slimy face in front of a camera, and you lie. You lie to these people. You lie to your employees. All you do, all you've done, is lie.

Lie and hide.

You get on camera like a diplomat, all regal and well groomed, and you tell these people what you think they want to hear. But that isn't the truth, is it?

THE TRUTH is that I have covered my bases oh so well, and I have put a wrench in those plans you had. You see, I was going to face Sarah and Ares in a triple threat next Warfare......but then what was my motivation to face you? If I was already Universal Champion--because let's be honest, I WOULD be Universal Champion--then I would have no reason to step into the ring with you at Relentless.

When I told you that you knew what I wanted, I assumed you did. I guess giving you credit was a mistake on my part. You think this is about the gold, don't you? You think this is about me being the cream of the crop again.....but that wasn't what I was talking about. I was talking about revenge. The title, that's the holiday bonus. This entire war hasn't been about the title, its been about revenge.

It's been about professional life effecting personal life. It's been about crossing the line into a world that isn't supposed to be crossed into. Maybe while you're up there spewing your bureaucratic nonsense you can tell these people who John Bihl is. He isn't just a referee here, is he Theo?

And maybe while you're up there on your pedestal we can talk about your clique in the back, who have agenda's. We can talk about who I was, what I did, what I had my hand in. Maybe we can talk about what I KNOW goes on here. Wouldn't want that now, would we? I suckered you in Theo and you fell for it. You assumed things about me, and it shows you that you really know nothing. This wasn't ever about the title, it was about exposing you as the fraud you are. So I covered my bases. I didn't want you to wiggle out of this match, claiming I am already the champion, and throw me in yet another match with Robert Main to get a modicum of "revenge". You're pathetic.

So I took it upon myself to lay out the champion. I took it upon myself to put her out of action this week. I didn't want anything getting between our little date with destiny. I did that, CHAOTIC INC did that. Real shame that Ares won't get his shot, but he has been tasked with my little Ned Kaye problem. He'll have his hands full.

I did it. Me. So don't sit up there on that big white horse and take responsilibity for "screwing me over", because not having this match is exactly how I planned it.

You can't control me, Theo, you can't tame the chaos and it haunts you to your core. It cuts you deep. It bothers you like no other. You may have all these sheep fooled, but I see right through it. I played you like a fiddle and played right into your Grand Canyon sized ego. You want, need, desire, require, that control. But while we are talking about TRUTH.....Theo the TRUTH is, I. CONTROL. YOU.

I'll see you at Relentless.


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#5
08-20-2020, 01:18 PM

So this isn't about the title then? Fantastic. Well then consider that stipulation off the table for our match. There that was easy. You want to self sabotage anymore or are you all done now?

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#6
08-20-2020, 01:25 PM

Bitch I know my name ain't comin' out your mouth.
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#7
08-20-2020, 01:28 PM

Be cool John. Be cool. I don't want you having a heart attack and dying on us. Not before you can ref the big Theo Pryce vs Chris Chaos match.

By the way Chris, who exactly IS John Bihl since you seem to know more about him than I do?

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#8
08-20-2020, 01:29 PM

Oh I'm a referee the SHIT out this man.
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#9
08-20-2020, 01:37 PM

"A true wordsmith you are, Theo. Very proud of you for responding so quickly.

Hey, how do your ribs feel, by the way?

If you took a moment to pull your head out of your own ass, you would have realized that the one backed into the corner here is YOU, not me. This wasn't about the title at the next Warfare event. If you would have listened to my words instead of jerking yourself off you would have realized that. I didn't want you doing what you usually do and coming up with an excuse as to why I don't need to face you. I made sure that the title doesn't change hands until AFTER I am through with you.

However, you are the Head of Creative, you oversee everything that goes on with booking and what not. Ares and I won that match, therefore I have a contractual obligation to get a title shot. So does Ares Creed. Do you really want to put your little paper champion in that kind of predicament? That doesn't fit the narrative for you, does it? Sarah has been protected and coddled since the moment the ink dried on her illustrious contract, and a match against myself AND Creed....well, that's just plain suicide.

I have the contractual obligation to get my match, and if I do not, well then its simple....the title will be held up in court. I am the number one contender, and the title WILL NOT be defended after Relentless unless it is against ME. It could be weeks, months, years, however long it takes. That's just bad for business.

So, since i am getting that shot anyway and you once again prove that the word Theo and the word "control" don't mix........lets make the deal sweeter.

NOT ONLY will I never again get a Uni shot if I lose---yes the above match I am talking about will be off the table if I lose--but I will never show my face on XWF TV again. If I lose to you, Theo, consider my contract much like my title shot, null and void.

I WILL get my title shot one way or another, so you can get that thought out of your massive head. Is getting rid of me for good this time enough of a perk for you to actually find your balls?"
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#10
08-20-2020, 01:49 PM

Let's refresh shall we...


Theo: Chris you didn't get your title shot because I won't let you have it.


Chris: It was never about the title shot to begin with.

Theo: Ok no title shot stipulation for you.

Also Chris: I WILL get my title shot one way or another, so you can get that thought out of your massive head. Is getting rid of me for good this time enough of a perk for you to actually find your balls?"


Which one is it Chris? Is it about the title or isn't it?

Oh and just some little info for you from a member of staff to someone who will never be good enough to be a member of staff anywhere, we don't draw up contracts for contenders matches. We draw up contracts for title matches only. Have you ever in your life seen a contract signing for a contenders match?

No of course you haven't because it's not a thing, like Chris Chaos properly executing a shot.

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#11
08-20-2020, 04:07 PM

I'm not sure what I love about this more, Chris Chaos proving he has the logical consistency of a toddler, or the fact that he honest to Hey-zoos thinks he has a shot against Sarah Lacklan.

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#12
08-20-2020, 08:52 PM

(08-20-2020, 01:13 PM)Mr. Delusional Said: " So I covered my bases. I didn't want you to wiggle out of this match, claiming I am already the champion, and throw me in yet another match with Robert Main to get a modicum of "revenge". You're pathetic."



" Why even bring me up Chris... Just.... Just stop!"






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#13
08-21-2020, 01:18 AM

i think he can beat sarah.. remember how the mighty robert main couldnt be beat then along came a guy named

SOLDIER!

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#14
08-21-2020, 04:25 AM

(08-21-2020, 01:18 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i think he can beat sarah.. remember how the mighty robert main couldnt be beat then along came a guy named

SOLDIER!



He cannot and will not ever beat Sarah!
Oh, and thanks Peter for pointing out the two losses I've had in the past year and a half. Maybe we should all bring up every Peter Gilmour loss... But sadly there isn't enough time in the day.






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#15
08-21-2020, 07:08 PM

Chris, shut the fuck up while you're behind man. Just hope you make it to Relentless with all your teeth in place.

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#16
08-23-2020, 01:31 PM

(08-21-2020, 04:25 AM)Robert "The Omega" Main Said: He cannot and will not ever beat Sarah!

"Mmmm ya know I'm startin to get used to liking yer comments. Once again yer speakin my lingo."

"R U all listening? In fact, we could replace the 'he' with any of your names and the statement would still stand. NOBODY will ever beat Sarah. NONE of YOU will EEVVEERR even come close to it. Not in this fed. Not on my watch."

"Anyone got a problem with that? Any1@all?"

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#17
08-23-2020, 08:06 PM

So Graves is standing there in the 24/7 hall.



Watching all this.











For a real...



























Real long time.

Something like 8, 8 1/2 hours?



Eh, maybe not that long then, that’s like half a three count around here!


So Graves listens to GREGGO and within one-and-a-half seconds, Graves makes either the most foolish, or bravely decision of his life.

Me...

Oh shit, PLEASE don’t let this man's thoughtless words impress the likes of GREGGO or the almighty Sarah!

For this man's list of accomplishments truly peaks with "I’ve beaten Chris Chaos a few times". (Epic Chaos burn?)

No, see this for the foolish action it really is and save Micheal Graves from possibly making the worst booking decision since his return!

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#18
08-23-2020, 11:21 PM

(08-21-2020, 04:25 AM)Robert "The Omega" Main Said:
(08-21-2020, 01:18 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i think he can beat sarah.. remember how the mighty robert main couldnt be beat then along came a guy named

SOLDIER!



He cannot and will not ever beat Sarah!
Oh, and thanks Peter for pointing out the two losses I've had in the past year and a half. Maybe we should all bring up every Peter Gilmour loss... But sadly there isn't enough time in the day.

lets count how many times chris Page has fucked you and came in your mouth.. ass fuckers

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08-24-2020, 02:19 PM



ONE...TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE... TEN... ELEVEN... TWELVE... THIRTEEN... FOURTEEN... FIFTEEN... SIXTEEN... SEVENTEEN... EIGHTTEEN... NINETEEN... TWENTY... TWENTY-ONE... TWENTY-TWO... TWENTY-THREE!

HE'S THE MICHEAL er sorry MICHAEL JORDAN OF DICK SUCKING!

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