The scene opens with Jim Jimson sitting in a chair with a bottle of scotch in his hand

Jim Jimson: Why, greeting mere simpletons of the XWF universe I am Jim Ji-

Suddenly a gun is placed to the head of Jim Jimson.

BANG!

Jim Jimson is left in a hole in his head, the camera pans to the hand, then the arm of the man holding the gun. He is wearing a black shirt. The camera pans to his face

It’s Jim Jimson.

Jim Jimson pushes the dead body of Jim Jimson off the chair and takes a seat.

Jim Jimson: Yo! It’s me Jim Jimson. The worlds most gangster man named Jim Jimson and I’m here to say tha-

The Jim Jimson sitting in a chair is hit in the head with a bat, Jim is rolled off the chair by a mysterious man in a dark blouse and left lifeless on the floor. The strange man proceeds to bludgeon the head of Jim Jimson into a pile of mush. The strange man sits down in the chair it is revealed that it is Jim Jimson!

Jim Jimson: Hey, it's the real Jim Jimson here, I've just been killing off the Jimson clones, it's like smurf village here.

Another Jimson walks in behind the Jimson in a chair

Jim Jimson: How do you know that you're the true Jim?

The Jim sitting in the chair looks like he's going to say something

Jim Jimson: uhhhh.... I have to be the real Jimson!

The Jim sitting in the chair then spontaneously combusts.

The remaining Jim sits down in the now empty chair

Jim Jimson: This promo may be a joke, but so is the talent in this match, I may be stupid, ugly, annoying, pathetic, cowardly and most likely , but! I have...

Wait what was I going to say.

Jim Jimson is left confused as the camera fades to black

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn