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Post: #1
06-11-2020 05:37 PM

The Wizard will be signing autographs at the local Soup and Deli. He will NOT, I repeat, NOT be taking photos. Only autographs. Bring your own pen and surface for the Wizard to apply his magical signature.

Mastermind is not welcome to attend this event.

BASK IN MY AURA

I'M COMING FOR YOU, MASTERMIND

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Post: #2
06-11-2020 06:43 PM

@Mastermind Let's crash this parteh. Where you at? Bring your surface, mmmmm, mmmmm...

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Post: #3
06-11-2020 09:29 PM

Jim stares at the wizard from a bush near the local soup and deli with his pinecone binoculars

These arn't binoculars, they're are just pinecones.

Jim stares at the wizard from a bush near the local soup and deli.

I'm gonna get a photo of you....



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Post: #4
06-12-2020 07:18 AM

(06-11-2020 05:37 PM)thewizard Said:  The Wizard will be signing autographs at the local Soup and Deli. He will NOT, I repeat, NOT be taking photos. Only autographs. Bring your own pen and surface for the Wizard to apply his magical signature.

Mastermind is not welcome to attend this event.

I wouldn't want to attend this waste of an event anyway. It's purely a waste of my time.

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Comeback Record - 24 Wins 31 Losses 1 Draw
5th Year Record 2020 - 6 Wins 8 Losses
4th Year Record 2019 - 12 Wins 1 Draw 21 Losses
3rd Year Record 2018 - 6 Wins 2 Losses
2nd Year Record 2015 - 1 Wins 9 Losses 2 Technical
1st Year Record 2014 - 24 Wins 34 Losses 6 Technicals


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November 2014 Star Of The Month

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Post: #5
06-12-2020 08:56 AM

Due to REAL, LEGITIMATE threats of terror, The Wizard has enlisted the help of College Hunks to provide beefed up security at the upcoming autograph signing at your local Soup and Deli.

"We will be monitoring all attendees, ensuring they adhere to the STRICT guidelines. No cameras. No Wet Scrotums. No Pinecones. And, definitely, No Mastermind."

As of now the signing event is still on. The owner at your local Soup and Deli is expecting a sell out crowd. But, if terroristic threats persist, the signing could be in jeopardy. Stay tuned.

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Post: #6
06-12-2020 10:14 AM

"Will there be any sort of memorabilia? Maybe a giant foam wand I can get signed?"

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Post: #7
06-13-2020 04:43 PM

(06-12-2020 10:14 AM)BigD Said:  "Will there be any sort of memorabilia? Maybe a giant foam wand I can get signed?"

*caught totally unprepared, The Wizard scrambles*

Uhh, why yes! There will be memorabilia. Foam wands, great idea...err, guess! Tons of memorabilia for all my little Wizardlings out there.

*The Wizard frantically searches the internet for cheap, quick ways to create merchandise*

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Post: #8
06-13-2020 04:59 PM

Miss Fury: A wizard you say?

#JoinBOB

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Post: #9
06-13-2020 05:24 PM

(06-13-2020 04:59 PM)Miss Fury Said:  Miss Fury: A wizard you say?

#JoinBOB

Come on down to the local Soup and Deli and we will discuss this fellow named Bob! Good, strong name. I've got foam wands, plush wizard dolls, tree seedlings, replica beard and hat combo, and...*leans forward, reading his online shopping cart* The Manscaper 5000...wait, that...that's not for the event. The other stuff will be available.

Be there or be L 7

Unless you are Mastermind. Then, of course, you are not invited.

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Post: #10
06-13-2020 05:48 PM

Fuck this scrub! The only wizard BOB needs is ME!

Micheal wiggles his ass to activate the Golden Potato's magical powers as a purple hue surrounds him.

That's right, I've got the mother fucking glow!

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NOW WHO DA MASTA!?!

FUzz IS A BITCH!!!
BIG D IS A SUPER PUSSY!!!

FIGHT ME!


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Post: #11
06-13-2020 07:02 PM

(06-13-2020 05:48 PM)Soft Fluffy Graves Said:  Fuck this scrub! The only wizard BOB needs is ME!

Micheal wiggles his ass to activate the Golden Potato's magical powers as a purple hue surrounds him.

That's right, I've got the mother fucking glow!

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NOW WHO DA MASTA!?!

SCRUB? That's a hateful term where I come from. Trees and shrubs are extremely offended by such toxic verbiage.

Besides, if anyone is a scrub it's that MASTERMIND fellow.

You talk such a big game, how about you wiggle that ass on down to the local Soup and Deli and show me what you got.

Again, No Homo.

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Post: #12
06-13-2020 07:25 PM

Well, Mastermind IS a scrub. I change my mind. Join BOB.

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BIG D IS A SUPER PUSSY!!!

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Post: #13
06-14-2020 01:51 AM

Come Leap of Faith Wizard, you'll be the one who will be scrubbed. Scrubbed out of existence by yours truly.

Overall - 49 Wins 74 Losses 8 Technicals 1 Draw
Comeback Record - 24 Wins 31 Losses 1 Draw
5th Year Record 2020 - 6 Wins 8 Losses
4th Year Record 2019 - 12 Wins 1 Draw 21 Losses
3rd Year Record 2018 - 6 Wins 2 Losses
2nd Year Record 2015 - 1 Wins 9 Losses 2 Technical
1st Year Record 2014 - 24 Wins 34 Losses 6 Technicals


February 2020 Star of The Month
November 2014 Star Of The Month

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Former Television Champion - 129 Days (Just the 4th TV Champion to break 100 days, and now 2nd on the all time list)
Former Two Time Ark of the Covenant Champion
Lost in the 1st Round of the Woodstock Open - Wrestlestock 2019
Semi Finalist in the XWF King of the Ring 2020

100TH MATCH vs LUX - FOR THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
50TH MATCH vs DUNCAN B DEADLY

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Post: #14
06-14-2020 06:25 PM

(06-14-2020 01:51 AM)Mastermind Said:  Come Leap of Faith Wizard, you'll be the one who will be scrubbed. Scrubbed out of existence by yours truly.

*glares at Mastermind*

"..."

*continues to glare at Mastermind*

"... - ..."

*glares at Mastermind some more*

"...- ... - ..."

*glares at Mastermind EVER HARDER*

"... - ... - ... - ..."

*intense glaring continues...followed by a stoic, wizardly POINT*

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Post: #15
06-15-2020 04:12 PM

Stop being so scared, Mastermeh. Just punch Whizkid right in its fake beard already. Stop being a pussehhhhh...eehhhhh..... Oh yeah and one more thing.. Please come to Warfare and interfere in my match with Whizzeh and Dilblow. Make it a four way, plz and thx. Show us you aren't afraid to be pissed on (or better). Try me, dicktits. Dude your tits are longer than dicks.

Changing to an even more "shocking" topic (or so a certain sensitive undercover rookie pretending to be a different rookie, would say) Whiz, thank you again for accepting the match stip to make our Warfare threesome a sexy "piss choke" match. (a nearby crowd can be heard: gasp!) Glad you ain't scared to get down and dirty even though you're so easily shocked by mature, adult activity. Relax, I know yer heart is just racing. Tranquility; breathe it in. Suspend your sensitive skin. It's gonna be mmmmm so fun! Let's rape Mastermeh when he shows up too. You down, yellowballs? By the time we get done with MM, he'll be wishing it was just you sending the severed goat cocks to his family by day, and hacking his Snapchat by night to send inappropriate **** pics to underage girls. But with both of us doing all that, he's as screwed as the current XWF title scene, ohhhhh yesssss! Got 'eeem!

Pledge your nightgown and beard to this alliance, Whizzeh.

Fuck it, marry me.

Mmmmmm, I can taste it now. So.....much.....piss.


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Post: #16
06-15-2020 09:48 PM

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Who is this imposter in a robe?
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Post: #17
06-15-2020 10:17 PM

Thunder Knuckles sees the Hoodedman who's already been unhooded, as he walks past.


Oh, for fuck's sake!


Thunder Knuckles walks away.

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Post: #18
06-15-2020 10:39 PM

(06-15-2020 10:17 PM)Thunder Knuckles™ Said:  Thunder Knuckles sees the Hoodedman who's already been unhooded, as he walks past.


Oh, for fuck's sake!


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Post: #19
06-16-2020 12:14 AM

Thunder Knuckles was too far away to hear whatever the fuck the hooded assclown said.

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Post: #20
06-16-2020 05:37 PM

*greggo marks the f out at the sight of the real deal, sexy as an eel, soft to the feel, but hard as steel, OG HOODED MAN!*

Mmmmmm, I'm markehn out. Mmmmmm. Putting this in my promo right now. OMG YES.

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Post: #21
06-17-2020 09:15 AM

THE WIZARD and Edward Mof show up at the local Soup and Deli. The Wizard sets up his table and chair. Edward Mof positions a sign, drawing attention toward the event. The Wizard places the MAGICAL box of GOLDEN content behind the table. Some groovy jazz music plays in the background. Mof swings his hips to the beat. The Wizard shimmies his shoulders, jiving to the tune.

Edward Mof: Alright, I think we’re ready!

The Wizard: Autographs will be signed. Photos will not be taken.

Edward Mof: That’s the plan. Oh...I almost forgot one thing!

Edward Mof pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket and slaps it onto the side of the local Soup and Deli. It reads.

Banned:
MASTERMIND, PINECONES, MASTERMIND, GREGGO, MASTERMIND, THE ORIGINAL FAKE HOODED MAN, MASTERMIND, IAN MCKELLEN, MASTERMIND, CORN POP, MASTERMIND, AIDAN COLLINS, AND MASTERMIND.

Edward Mof: Is that everyone?

The Wizard: Better keep a sharpie around, just in case.

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Post: #22
06-17-2020 09:36 AM

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Overall - 49 Wins 74 Losses 8 Technicals 1 Draw
Comeback Record - 24 Wins 31 Losses 1 Draw
5th Year Record 2020 - 6 Wins 8 Losses
4th Year Record 2019 - 12 Wins 1 Draw 21 Losses
3rd Year Record 2018 - 6 Wins 2 Losses
2nd Year Record 2015 - 1 Wins 9 Losses 2 Technical
1st Year Record 2014 - 24 Wins 34 Losses 6 Technicals


February 2020 Star of The Month
November 2014 Star Of The Month

Former Three Time X-Treme Champion
Former Television Champion - 129 Days (Just the 4th TV Champion to break 100 days, and now 2nd on the all time list)
Former Two Time Ark of the Covenant Champion
Lost in the 1st Round of the Woodstock Open - Wrestlestock 2019
Semi Finalist in the XWF King of the Ring 2020

100TH MATCH vs LUX - FOR THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
50TH MATCH vs DUNCAN B DEADLY

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Post: #23
06-17-2020 10:58 AM

"I'm cool though, right?"

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Post: #24
06-17-2020 11:08 AM

“Cool to get an autograph? I don’t see why not. Cool in any other form of the word? To be determined.”

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Post: #25
06-17-2020 11:08 AM

Edward Mof shows THE WIZARD the reply from Vinnie Lane. Their eyes widen. Mof snares a broom from inside the local Soup and Deli. He tosses The Wizard a towel. Mof begins to quickly sweep the sidewalk. The Wizard slaps the towel rapidly against the table, knocking away all dirt and debris.

Reaching into his extensive and baggy pants, Mof removes some duct tape, sectioning off a very special, very clean area. Once finished...he steps back.

Edward Mof: VIP area for Mr. Lane!

The Wizard: Come on down, sir!

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Post: #26
06-17-2020 11:16 AM

"So rad."


Vinnie sits at the table and looks around at the other high-dollar diners (who knew this was a RICH person's deli?) with their Foie Gras and their Filets Mignon and looks back and forth while they hand each other pate, hors-d'ouvres, and other various amuse bouches.


"Can you please pass the grape jelly?"


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Post: #27
06-17-2020 02:48 PM

What the blin is going on here?

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Post: #28
06-17-2020 08:12 PM

(06-17-2020 02:48 PM)Boris Said:  What the blin is going on here?

Everything and nothing...all at once.

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Post: #29
06-17-2020 08:16 PM

(06-17-2020 11:16 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:  "So rad."


Vinnie sits at the table and looks around at the other high-dollar diners (who knew this was a RICH person's deli?) with their Foie Gras and their Filets Mignon and looks back and forth while they hand each other pate, hors-d'ouvres, and other various amuse bouches.


"Can you please pass the grape jelly?"


An old woman passes out.

"A true heart-stopper," observes Edward Mof, professional wrestling dating coach.

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