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Quarantine Battle Royal Promo #8
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#1
04-16-2020, 08:43 AM

The scene opens to this.

[Image: Gravesguitar.png]

This one's for you Atari Themis!

Graves jumped up and kicked his feet in the air as he began to play the guitar very poorly.

My disdain for you is as pure as a mountain spring!
But it's okay girl, cause now that I'm here,
Your career is on the DOWNSWING!

Oh darling Atari!
We all have our place,
Yours will be on your back,
After I rearrange your face!

Used tampons are red,
Smurfs are blue,
I like little girls,
But not as much as I'll love taking EVERYTHING from YOU!

Oh darling Atari,
Your pussy is like rotting salami on a hot summer day,
You're like the most protected btich to ever walk the Xtreme hallways.

Your worn crotch,
Your sagging tits,
Your facelift was a botch,
Your whole career has been the drizzling shits!


Que the worst guitar solo in the history of music.

How can I ever look at another when I know they'll all eventually turn into you?

See you soon Lady Themis!


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