Comrades, it will take more than some silly virus to bring down Boris!

Yes, is true, I have been gone for a few weeks because of the COVAR virus, but thanks to healthy Slav lifestyle, I would not be down for long. Vodka kills virus. Put Boris in charge of The Who - I will solve this, no problem.

Cousin Antoli, however...he struggle a bit more. He cough like babushka after smoking three pack of cigarettes. Doctors say his lungs damaged by Karenvirus. Not that Cousin Antoli need lungs anyway. Debil just sit and play video games all day. You do not need lung to play video game all day.

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This is big moment for me blin. My first match back in Federation of Xtreme Wrestlers, and it is for giant house. Boris has always wanted giant house. Right now, Cousin Antoli and I just live in apartment, which is kitchen with couch in it. Is not bad - we can cook and we can drink vodka. Not much else is needed blin. But a big house, oppa! Now that is luxury!

All I have to do is throw other wrestlers out of house. This is no problem. Is just like bar fight on Saturday night in Latvia. You ever been in Latvian bar fight. Of course you have not, no one goes to Latvia for pleasure except for Boris! This is because I am crazy person, or so says Dr. Miloslovich.

So this match put on by Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson. He is good man. I do not know him, but I know he is good man. "But Boris, how can you say he good man when you do not know him?" Well, Imaginary Gopnik, allow Boris to explain. Jiminson is not Western spy. This is very obvious. And since he is not Western spy, he is good man! Is that simple blin! Do not question Boris. I know what I am talking about.

When I win this match, I will be inviting all the Gopniks around the world to come party in my new mansion! Blyat, I know we should not, because of virus, but Boris does not care! I already had it! This means I can not give to anyone else. Boris is the cure! So come party with Boris!

Stay cheeki breeki.