I Have No Mouthpiece And I Must Scheme

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Ned Kaye Offline

per cogitabat, per facis
TITLE - Tag Champion

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(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)

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04-01-2020, 08:42 PM

Ned Kaye presses his hands together gleefully. He pulls a cloth off of a generic looking robot.

"Behold! The Mechanic Mouthpiece! No more wasting time on inferior opponents! With his automated insults, he shall devour any opponent I choose! Their wills shall be crushed before I even step into the ring! Begin program GP zero one!"

The robot stirs to life, a fabricated voice filling the room.

"Gilbert Peterson. Your mother is of less-than-ideal quality. You shall fall to my brilliant creator Ned Gaye."

Dr. Kaye twists his head, striking the machine before grasping his hand with a painful screech.

"You can't run from yourself."