Ari Silverstein is bopping along with his Air Pods in, pushing his mail cart through the XWF hallways as always.

"You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so fast, yeah... "

He then sees Fuzz before he gets to the chorus, which is kind of a bummer for him because it is a real jam. A whole jam. He knows this beat slaps.

"Hey Fuzz! Got you something my man! Playa playa, you got a present from that dime piece Atara Themis! Check it!"

This gets Fuzz rushing over, and when Ari hands him the package he immediately rips it open. It's a candle. It says Goop on the side.

"On sniggity-snap! That's one of them vajayjay smellin' candles bro-bro! You think she gave you her full-on estrus?"

Ari leans in to take a whiff, but Fuzz snatches the candle away, then turns to take a deep inhale himself. Definitely cooter. It's pretty potent even though it isn't lit, so Atara must have used an end-of-the-day sample before she bathed in honey and jasmine or whatever.

Anyway, the blood all rushes out of Fuzz's brain and he collapses.

"Nice!"

Ari jumps onto Fuzz and remembers he's actually a referee himself, so he counts his own pin!

"One! Two!"

.

Wow..... that is honestly the most pathetic attempt I’ve ever had the privilege of seeing.

We are all now infinitely damaged from having seen that.

I award you no title, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Kickout

"Ain't gotta be disrespectful and whatnot. Here, take my mix tape. Give it a listen. I'm gonna go see JB now that's my boy."

Ari pops his buds back in and heads off. Then, In an mmmbop he's gone.

.

Fuzz takes the mix tape and looks at it for a moment and then tosses it aside.

“Who has a tape deck anymore?”