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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (02-08-2020)

Jim Jimson is chillin' in his house in Parts Unknown, where he lives next door to guys like doink the clown who always wants to play a trick on someone and Suicide who loves to make sure everyone is guessing who is under that mask, it gets boring, seeing these tired old faces doing the same tired old things eventually when it is done over and over and over again it just becomes nothing, and then you see guys like the Destroyer, someone who never made it anywhere in his career, but he still tries to pull something together, there are not many like him, mainly because they realize that they are shit or just get too old, Jim thought Part Unknown would be a fun place to be around, but it's a sad and soulless place where everything is possible

Jim Jimson goes onto his phone and sees that Saturday Night Savage match card has come up

He jumps out of his chair with joy, then looks at the card and falls back into his chair out of boredom.

"The more things that change, the more they stay the same..." Jim mutters to himself

A man who gets his arse kicked by cars and another is a Pennywise the clown ripoff. Oh and the washed-up, viper. Man I'm never going to escape the 'prove yourself' matches

Red-x claims to be this man who has evolved past men, a man who has become better than everyone else he has moved past lies and has gotten past the 'birth defect' and claims to be a man of the past who is back, better than ever, yet he is out here getting his ass kicked by a car. A fucking car. This guy is so terrible, so utterly shit that, nobody wants to even fight him so Fuzz and Noah have to grab their car just so he can have a match. You can't pretend to be some all-mighty motherfuckerTM then lose in a joke match and know that this reject power-ranger villain is going to say that "You have lots of losses" "You're a joke" "I'll get you next time, Zordon!" and all that. Let me tell you a little secret. That's the point, I'm trying to be a joke, I'm literally the embodiment of a jobber yet I still win cause I'm just too dang entertaining, and just plain and simple good, oh and sex appeal, I'm sexy, VERY SEXY, just look at me I'm a sex icon, I'm obviously the sole reason women watch the XWF, but that doesn't matter I'm not here to talk about myself, I'm here to talk about, you, I'm a sexual fantasy for 100% of women, You, on the other hand, are so fucking ugly that you hide under a mask and try to make sure nobody knows who you really are, you continue to talk about how great you are yet you just flat out and don't back it up, you won a single match that nobody promoed in WOW! so impressive mate. Go win a real match.

Zeebo, he's quite odd, I can't find much on him, it seems like he's never had a match, which is odd, very odd. I remember him showing up and not thinking much of him, I could have sworn he had a match on savage and was simply gliding along on Anarchy or Savage, but I was wrong, so, so wrong. It seems like he has some type a partnership with Brian O' hare or least I think you do and you have a problem with that Russian slav. Your really something, eh, fuck it, You want someone to play with? You want someone to play with your toys? I'll play, in fact, I got this nice toy you can play with, it's called, el pinecone the third, and it's going to be jammed your face-paint face. You know, you remind me of my father, pretending to be a nice, sweet man, only being forced into doing these terrible actions by the people around him, but really, you do it just for control, to get power, power over others, you'd make a good cult leader Zeebo. It's too bad, I hate cult leaders.

And then we got Viper, you know. I've got to say I've literally used your backstory as an insult to others, I have called guys like Peter Gilmour a washed-up old timer who needs to just let go already and for that, I apologise, Gilly, you got at least 2 years until your washed up. Anyway Viper, holy shit you shouldn't fucking be here you annoying hipster-looking ass, maybe get blackout drunk for promos, maybe then I'll be able to see the guy who wants to wrestle, your just a weak man who gets confidence when drunk, you must have the world's greatest lawyer for any wrestling company to hire you. You shit fucking nobody. I may be around your age, but I'm a metaphysical being that transcends all human limits, yes, my one limit is my hairline but at least I can get a job outside of a fucking bartending drunken old men.

This is what I get, If the gods have banished to the land of the undercard, so be it. Imma be the best undercarder out there, you've seen guys like Grand Master Sexxay, you've seen R-Truth, hell you saw Three-man band, but forget all those people, get ready for Jim Jimson, King of the Undercard I like that nickname, its sounds fitting.

Jim decides to go to sleep, the chaos of parts unknown bores him. He falls asleep in his chair hoping for a better day tomorrow.

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