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Noah Jackson and Donovan Blackwater...this concerns you
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Theo Pryce Offline
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#1
12-08-2019, 02:57 PM

Just when I was starting to warm up to the thought that Noah Jackson wasn't a self indulgent swollen asshole he goes and fucks things up and now I have to fix them. Way to go Fuzz, you raised "your kid" to be a real dumb fuck.

So here's the deal, Noah Jackson was supposed to name the stipulation for his match against Donovan Blackwater in his first Savage promo. But he didn't. Probably because he was studying the rules of Twitter to make sure he doesn't get banned again, or, because he's an aforementioned dumb fuck. Either way, a stipulation needs to be named and so I consulted an Australian Friend of mine by the name of Kanga. Kanga Roo to be exact, nice guy, bit of a drunk and really loud. Anyway he suggested something called the Melbourne Pub Crawl. Here's how it goes. Both Noah Jackson and Donovan Blackwater will get white girl wasted before the match and then wrestle the 15 minute match completely trashed. First one to pin their opponent wins.

Simple as that. Now you may all carry on with your business.
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#2
12-08-2019, 03:51 PM

"No need to be rude about it, cunt."
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#3
12-08-2019, 06:01 PM

Hey now... I didn’t raise him. His mother did... I’m just a friend who he thinks is his father because he didn’t have a positive male influence growing up. But yeah Noah... this plays into your wheelhouse.
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