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I'm bout to end this stupind ass boomers champinship reign
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Jim "the Jim" Jimson Offline
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin



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(the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)


#1
11-29-2019, 02:32 AM

Madison is walking backstage1until suddenly the man from Pen Pineapple apple pen shows up seductively2rubbing his nipples,

Hey nazi, let me fil you up, with my Pen pineapple apple pen

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Then suddenly3Jim Jimson smoke bombs into scene and hits PPAP with the superior Pinecone Pineapple apple Pen flat in the face, knocking him out.

I took your federweight champinship and I'm gonna take the heavymetalweight Champinship, you fucking BOOMER!!

Jim slaps Dyson, in the face with a Pinecone, then slaps her in the face with a big, fat, juicy, meaty, black moby huge, then throws another pinecone at her to be sure she's out cold, but to be REALLY sure Jim hires this Mexican dude called Passador O'Connor to beat her up, after beating her senselessly, Passador then hangs Madison onto a wooden crucifix.

Jim pins Madison

1......
Secret pin
2................

3????????????????



7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  


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Hey


















You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is
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What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Madison Dyson Offline
Not a fascist! :)



XWF FanBase:
Not Over

(the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)


#2
11-29-2019, 05:29 AM

(11-29-2019, 02:32 AM)Jim Jimson Said: Madison is walking backstage1until suddenly the man from Pen Pineapple apple pen shows up seductively2rubbing his nipples,

Hey nazi, let me fil you up, with my Pen pineapple apple pen

[Image: tAnU2Hh.jpg]

Then suddenly3Jim Jimson smoke bombs into scene and hits PPAP with the superior Pinecone Pineapple apple Pen flat in the face, knocking him out.

I took your federweight champinship and I'm gonna take the heavymetalweight Champinship, you fucking BOOMER!!

Jim slaps Dyson, in the face with a Pinecone, then slaps her in the face with a big, fat, juicy, meaty, black moby huge, then throws another pinecone at her to be sure she's out cold, but to be REALLY sure Jim hires this Mexican dude called Passador O'Connor to beat her up, after beating her senselessly, Passador then hangs Madison onto a wooden crucifix.

Jim pins Madison

1......
Secret pin
2................

3????????????????

Madison KICKS OUT of this ! Pin attempts are highlighted in RED above.There is also "stupind" and "champinship" in the thread title and "pincone pinapple" and "pin" in the sub heading. In Jim's signature there is the word "champin" a "Pinecone Jimson" and another reference to "tripping on apinecone" which has 2 pin in it.

Deep inhale: "I AM NOT A BOOMER!"

Madison punches Jim in the dick THOUROUGHLY before walking off.

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Jim "the Jim" Jimson Offline
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin



XWF FanBase:
Not Over

(the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)


#3
11-29-2019, 11:14 AM

Fun fact
Passador is pin in Catalan
Fil is also pin in Hausa
O'conner roll is a type of pin, but that may be streching it.

And New...............



7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  


The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





Hey


















You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is
[Image: tJUYYdT.jpg]















What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












oh wait

























they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Madison Dyson Offline
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#4
11-29-2019, 11:31 AM

OOC: Lol, I could be a dick and edit all that stuff into my original post (don't tip your hat before the official word Jimbo!) but I won't. You got me. Damn you and your linguistics! Tongue

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#5
11-29-2019, 12:39 PM

OOC: Troof, back in my more naive days, I pointed out a missed pin and didnt win the title on account of it. There's no "rule" saying that you can't edit your kickout.

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3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
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#6
11-29-2019, 12:42 PM

Echoed what's said above. If you know you've won just pm a gm, mostly Lane. If he doesn't respond immediately just keep trying.

Winner and NEW HMW CHAMPION - JIM JIMSON

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