Thunder Knuckles, the giver of opportunities himself, is seen at a podium with a gavel. Everyone knows what time it is, but Thunder Knuckles will reassure you. He enters a voice that sounds so good it could talk a nun out of her dress.
OCTOBER 2019 STAR OF THE MONTH, is now up for auction. Who wants to IMMORTALIZED forever in XWF history? You will always be known as STAR OF THE MONTH OCTOBER 2019! the rules are simple highest bidder wins...unless you're Centcheerhimon your price is NINTY-FOUR THOUSAND xbux. Bidding starts now! We're starting the bid at FIFTY THOUSAND xbux.
Remember BigD? He's a champ now, all because 'Ol Thunder Knuckles sold him a shot at his choice of either the Hart Championship, which 'Ol Thunder Knuckles should be, but you're going to have to wait for that promo or the Television Title.
Also, if you have done business with 'Ol Thunder Knuckles before your bidding starts at THIRTY THOUSAND xbux.
I would also like to remind everyone that a vote for Drezdin/Knuckles 2020 is a vote for success and prosperity!
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Hey
You wanna see my cool new banner
Well.....
Here it is
What... you don't like it
Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch
You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins
During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.
oh wait
they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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XWF All Time Wins Record Holder
Official XWF Legend
3x XWF Anarchy Champion
3x XWF World Champion
8x XWF Canadian Champion (Record for most Canadian Title reigns)
1x XWF Hart Champion
6x XWF X-Treme Champion
5x XWF Tag Team Champion
2x XWF United States Champion
Inaugural XWF IDL Champion
1x XWF King of Anarchy
1x XWF King of Massacre
1x XWF Stable Champion
XWF Star Of The Month - May 2007
XWF Star Of The Month - July 2009
XWF Star Of The Month - December 2019
XWF Star Of The Month - December 2021
XWF Holiday Battle Royal Winner - 2007
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XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
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(11-09-2019, 05:36 AM)Noah Jackson Said: I scoff like a cunt and twiddle my fake fancy mustache before standing to my feet. Madison doesn't even have 100k.
"69,420 xbux! That's the funny numbers, cunt."
You were saying....? Never doubt that Madison Dyson is good for it.
Now raises bid to 105,000 XBux just to spite Noah.
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(11-09-2019, 06:04 AM)Noah Jackson Said: "Had some Nazi gold tucked away did ya, cunt? Well I see your 105k and up it to 169,420! Out of spite!"
The alt right traffics in BITCOIN! Duh. I've just using my elite team of computer dorks to steal it outright from others. Say bye to your nestegg, Lux.
Bid is raised to $200,000 XBux!
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"Vinnie Lane... Theo Pryce.. Any of you two..
Lend me some money please? I haven't been paid since I don't know when? Or just give me some... If not, I can sell you a member of my Flock?"
Look at you idiots trying to claim a prize that you didn't earn...
PATHETIC!
If you really want to win superstar of the month, go out there and earn it ya dweebs!
At least Noah is only bidding ironically!
Hi Noah!!!
XOXO
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1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
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2019 Tweener Of The Year
"This entire real, actual quarter. Look it's shiny."
Title History
3x X-Treme Champion
1x (and 1st ever) North Korean Champion (Now the Television Title/X-Bux Championship)
1x Tag Team Champion (Longest reigning tag team champion @273 days. 231 w/Sebastian Duke and 42 solo)
"Awww... holy fuck, we're going to have a problem then."
"I gotts to pay attention... to you, wow, unbelievable."
"Well you lost me, Thunder Cunt. You can keep the quarter though."
"Consider it a gift."
Title History
3x X-Treme Champion
1x (and 1st ever) North Korean Champion (Now the Television Title/X-Bux Championship)
1x Tag Team Champion (Longest reigning tag team champion @273 days. 231 w/Sebastian Duke and 42 solo)
ill donate one of my lavish expensive cars for this ;)
plus a picture of my super dick
SUCK... MY... DICK!
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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"Peter, we've known each other quite awhile now, why are you offering dudes a pic of your dick?"
Title History
3x X-Treme Champion
1x (and 1st ever) North Korean Champion (Now the Television Title/X-Bux Championship)
1x Tag Team Champion (Longest reigning tag team champion @273 days. 231 w/Sebastian Duke and 42 solo)
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Winner of the October 2019 Star Of The Month auction for FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND xbux, Theo Pryce! Once the funds are transferred we can get the ball rolling. In case the funds aren't transferred by midnight following day, Noah Jackson will be notified and will automatically become the new winner of the auction
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
Tell you what TK, just to prove that my intentions are as pure as the driven snow, I'll draw up a contract for you and I to sign on the next Savage and once the contract is signed you will get your 500,000 Xbux. Would you like them in any specific denomination?
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Small, untraceable bills would be preferable. Thanks for asking. I would also like to thank everyone who came out to bid, even you Peter Fucking Gilmour!
Thunder Knuckles waves to the crowd of 'rasslers and walks off stage with the gavel still in hand.
(11-10-2019, 11:41 AM)Theo Pryce Said: Tell you what TK, just to prove that my intentions are as pure as the driven snow, I'll draw up a contract for you and I to sign on the next Savage and once the contract is signed you will get your 500,000 Xbux. Would you like them in any specific denomination?
You have to give the bidder a chance. Plus I've been paid for my matches...things in XWF seem be turning around for the better. #managementdesirvesachance
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Jimmy Jim
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Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
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Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang
Hey
You wanna see my cool new banner
Well.....
Here it is
What... you don't like it
Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch
You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins
During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.
oh wait
they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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