Your phone chirps, buzzes, or otherwise does what it does when you get an alert, possibly causing a bit of a faux pa. This isn't the time, whether you're at the movie theater, with your family, or what have you.

Out of curiousity, though, you pull your phone out and see the sender is just a picture of a French Bulldog. You open the message.

Greetings, you have been given a chance of a lifetime!

Sweet, another chance of a lifetime.

Everybody loves chicken soup, it's been a staple for moms to say you need to eat but lets face facts, nobody really knows how to make it from scratch anymore. Some other brands want you to think you're getting heartier noodles, chicken, and even broth when you open one of their cans. Well, no can do. No can can do what Robbie Bourbon Incorporated has done.

We see a picture of a bottle, slender, like a glass soda bottle, only looking to be full of chicken stock, carrots, pieces of juicy tender chicken, and noodles.

Robbie's Sippable Chicken Soup. Just take the cap off, microwave for a minute, and you'll be ready to kick back on the beach, go fishing with the gang, go hunting with the gang, go ganging with the gang, or maybe going out for a night on the town. Also served at finer bars and drinking establishments, Robbie's SIppable Chicken Soup, it's the soup that comes in a bottle. Whether you're ready for lunch, ready for dinner, ready to play poker, or just finished humiliating an XWF superstar in the ring by being way more violent, it's the soup for you!

You close your phone.