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Blood Sport Princess
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Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry



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(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#1
06-07-2019, 03:55 PM


“Sarah! LOOK OUT!”

In pain and blinded, Sarah focuses within. She can feel the blood running down her face. Feel the shards of glass in her legs. Feel the crowd around her.

Do not let those below you even BREATHE, Daughter! CRUSH THE INFIDELS!

Memories of her father come back to her. She was forged by the fires of a taskmaster who demanded perfection. She remembered throwing her hand up to stop the oncoming strike of Nikita Dolore, even with her eyes bound and unable to see, just as she needed to now.

“LON-DON! LON-DON! LON-DON!”

“No Bobbi! Turn around! BEHIND YOU!”

Bobbi had thought the fight was over. She had defeated Mastermind. But her boasting cost her; Mastermind had not been defeated. In fact, he had been able to twist the story of a suicide bomber killing six people in Kabul the other day into a story about himself. There was no way Bobbi could stop him when he had THAT on his side. Mastermind jumped her from behind and crushed her leg, becoming victorious, and took her sweaty headband. He had to wrap it around his leg four or five times...bitch REALLY needed to go on a diet...but he did it. And he wore it now.

She opens her eyes and screams in pain. After she had pummeled the FUCK out of him with her glass-covered fists, his wife...because he couldn’t do a fucking THING without pussing out and letting her get over for him...crushed one of his dried out balls she keeps in her purse at all times and gave him the powder it turned into. Mastermind “accidentally” pushed Lawanda away, mostly because he was too much of a cuck to appreciate a strong woman who didn’t need no man, and threw his chopped-off ball powder into her eyes. He rolled a 20 on his attack and the powder worked its way underneath her contact lenses and blinded her.

But unlike Mastermind, who thought he was all kinds of cute with his little “DER HUR I MASTERED YOUR MIND” shirts whenever he won but, for some reason, was too much of a salty bitch to make “OH FUCK YOU MASTERED MY MIND JESUS THIS IS A DUMB GIMMICK” shirts when he lost...like to HER at War Games...she knew how to axly win matches. And it sure wasn’t what HE thought won matches...Christ, she systematically destroyed him with a detailed explanation about just how SHITTY he was and he took it as a COMPLEMENT and thought that would be a GOOD thing. No WONDER why the team with RAIN won! Still, he had hurt her when she was blinded, slashing across her forehead and legs with his own glass-covered gloves, ultimately sending her to that prone position. But she didn’t NEED her eyes. She didn’t NEED all of the advantages he himself had at that moment. No, she was BETTER than that.

She WAS the Queen, after all.

Just as she had knocked out that dumb Trash Panda in the first round with a record-breakingly fast KO...just as her craxballs skills helped her get past that weirdo Kuda with the Monkey Style...just as she was able to fend off the Fan Girl Attack!!! of Vita, she knew how to defeat someone who had such pathetically bland, flat, and two-dimensional fighting skills that he might as well be a third tier character in a King of Fighters clone that no one plays.

Finding her center, she catches his arm as it comes across, and holds it in place. The expression on his face is shock, but lets face it, dude should REALLY be used to jobbing out to her at this point. A quick jab from Sarah sends Mastermind’s blood to the mat in a spray, and he begins to cry and whine. He attempts to use one of his devastating signature moves, the dreaded “My promos and research are such shit that you basically just kinda fall asleep?” hold which put Sammuel out in the previous round. But thankfully for her...and the world...Sarah was so deep into herself that not even THAT pile of groggy garbage could do her in.

Finding failure, Mastermind tries something else, now looking for his notorious “I haven’t won a meaningful match since, like, March Madness. Jesus FUCK why do people believe in me?!” Driver, but Sarah simply focuses, eyes seeing nothing and yet everything, and throws her arm down and snaps it up, connecting with a glass-filled uppercut to Mastermind’s chin. The midcard (at best!) hack falls to the mat, unmoving.

Victorious, Sarah reaches down and rips Bobbi London’s headband from the leg of Mastermind. She holds it up into the air as the crowd cheers. Roxy Cotton, tears streaming down her face and creating MASSIVE tracks in the 10 lbs of makeup she wears to turn her solid 6 face into a 10, brings Sarah flowers and many MANY reminders that, yes, she WORSHIPPED the ground her cute-as-FLAME heels walked upon. And then-

“GAH!”

Sarah sits up, her pale face covered in sweat, red eyes blaring like fires in the dark. She turns her head back and forth, platinum locks swinging, getting her bearings. Her home in West Hollywood. In bed.

Her eyes go wide.

“KENZI! OH EM GEE I HAVE THE GREATEST IDEA FOR A MOVIE EVER”

She shakes the lump next to her. Kenzi raises her head out of the mass of braids surrounding her like the Medusa from legend, her eyes thick with sleep.

“...wha?”

Sarah smiles broadly.

“Blood Sport Princess. The Dark Goddess is kidnapped by the Yakuza and its up to the Porcelain Princess to fight through the Kumite and earn her freedom. All in the name of her love for dat SWEET ebony booty!”

Kenzi groggily falls back to the mattress.

“...whatever you want, babe…”

Sarah lays back her head, her heart racing with excitement, and begins to write the script in her head.

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