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BostonBruiser02128 · **05-29-2019, 10:16 AM**

The camera comes to life at the War Memorial Stadium in Laramie, Wyoming. The stadium is filled with 40 thousand screaming college students, adults, and children. It's an atmosphere of celebration. It's the largest party in the history of Wyoming. The DJ is putting out some sick tunes....wait a second that's no ordinary DJ that's the Boston Bruiser! Who knew he could DJ like a boss! He's turning out tunes like "Taki Taki" by DJ Snake, Dj Club Mix" by P.D.S., "Panic Room" by Au/Ra, "Non-Stop" by Drake and many other great hits. This party is totally the GOAT! The crowd is loving it! Everybody is on their feet even the old people. DJ BB puts the music on the background speakers and begins to speak.

For 47 days, 1,128 hours, 67,680 minutes, and 4, 060, 800 seconds there was a dark cloud hanging over the XWF. A spoiled, lazy, trust fund, Paris Hilton impersonator held one of the most respected titles in the XWF, the Federweight Championship BUT as of 6:28 AM this morning, that dark cloud has been removed and that trust fund baby is no longer the champ!!!!!!! Here's a little tune for Sarah.

(Gary DeCarlo's famous song “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye,” begins to play.

The crowd sings the shortened version, "Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Good Bye." They erupt into a giant cheer. Hundreds of beach balls are being bounced back and forth all over the War Memorial Stadium. It's quite a festive atmosphere. T-shirt cannons are shooting t-shirts of all sizes into the crowd. The T-shirts say "Bye Felicia" with a cartoon version of Sarah crying while holding a golden pacifier.
Confetti is shooting everywhere. DJ BB continues to put out those wicked sick beats and the crowd is eating it up. Then DJ BB once again puts the music on the background and begins to speak.

This party is in honor of 2 people. 1 myself, because I obviously weakened Sarah with my attack from a few weeks back and 2. To the guy who finished the Job Tommy WIsh.

A giant banner with Tommy's picture unfolds and the crowd goes nuts.

The crowd: Tommy! Tommy! Tommy! Tommy!

Tommy thank you for finishing the job! Thank you for finally shuttin' the mouth of captain white privilege. This crowd owes you big, the XWF owes you big, and the world owes you big! I think you should win the Nobel Peace Prize or some kind of fancy metal. You have done all of us a huge favor.

The music continues to play and the crowd dances and celebrates for hours.

Lacklan · **05-29-2019, 10:25 AM**

1999 isn't 1000, either 🤔

John Whyte · **05-29-2019, 11:30 AM**

what kind of beta cuck shit is this? celebrating the man who did the job you couldn’t do?

your kids are definitely going to be mulatto

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-29-2019, 12:01 PM**

John Whyte, why don't you just drive off a bridge somewhere and give it a rest. You never have any worthwhile to add to any promo's let alone mine. You're like the little lap dog who just yap's over and over so nobody forgets they're there. Keep yapping and you're going to crushed by my foot.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-29-2019, 05:08 PM**

sounds like we got another rain on our hands.....

John Whyte · **05-29-2019, 05:25 PM**

id be happy to face you both in a loser leaves xwf match, 2 on 1 boys how could you possibly lose

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-29-2019, 09:27 PM**

either that or we'll watch the ban hammer come down

John Whyte · **05-30-2019, 03:35 AM**

uh oh gilly’s being a

again

Corey Smith · (05-30-2019)

For a guy who couldn't wait to challenge me, it sure as hell seems like you're doing everything in your power to talk about anything BUT our match.

BostonBruiser02128 · (05-30-2019)

OC: Trust me I am doing my best. I got a last minute notice as in Sunday that I got hired 2 states away and I need to be there by Sunday. So I am packing and doing everything that needs to be done while trying to fulfill my duties on here. I'm going to put out 1 today and 1 tomorrow. I'm going to try to give you my best we will see what that looks like.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (05-30-2019)

Congrats! That's exciting

(05-30-2019, 04:18 AM)BostonBruiser02128 Said: OC: Trust me I am doing my best. I got a last minute notice as in Sunday that I got hired 2 states away and I need to be there by Sunday. So I am packing and doing everything that needs to be done while trying to fulfill my duties on here. I'm going to put out 1 today and 1 tomorrow. I'm going to try to give you my best we will see what that looks like.

BostonBruiser02128 · **05-30-2019, 08:16 AM**

OC: Thank you!

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